sailing the salty sea

i like boats and vampire hunting polycules

[wizardoftheloops]

i made a little art blog! @seabluesiren

[wizardoftheloops]

> i open my email inbox for dracula daily

> first email during pride month

> it's jack

> ....self-explanatory.

[sewards-phonograph]

Patient asked me today if I was “like, a little bit queer or just tired.”

I said yes.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I don't watch many shows so I thought this was about regular doctors at first and was willing to agree with the post. You just never know in healthcare

[soul-cake-duck]

i’m going to -[remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] walk to the seafront and jump in fully clothed

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

I'm just saying

1) "he reached over and took my ear in his hand and pulled it playfully, as he used long ago to do at lectures"

2) How can he’—and he pointed at me with the same look and gesture as that with which once he pointed me out to his class, on, or rather after, a particular occasion which he never fails to remind me of—‘know anything of the young ladies?"

3) Tell your friend that when that time you suck from my wound so swiftly the poison of the gangrene from that knife that our other friend, too nervous, let slip

Like I think if you were in Van Helsing's class with Jack Seward you probably either found their constant interactions absolutely Insufferable or you needed them like fucking oxygen. I bet it was absolute chaos among the Helward Enjoyers when the gangrene incident dropped.

[fairycosmos]

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

[see-arcane]

Only seven installments of Dracula in June because the characters are all busy celebrating Pride.

Mina, Lucy, Arthur, Jack and Quincey are all swapping love letters and bi gossip in England

Jonathan is spending his time desperately dodging invitation/conscription into Dracula's undead polycule

[coollakee]

异常仿生人可以进电子编制吗？

风暴地百年历史以来最年轻的警察局长上任不久后，在拖延不绝的战事中捡回了来自耶利哥的异常仿生人。型号不明的家伙自称戴佛斯（他还有个名字呢，呵呵），头上的圈保持红色的时间比蓝色长得多，但在创造性思维和物流运输上是不可多得的好手，为此史坦尼斯决定力排众议，给他配发一件警用型号的制服。偶尔，为了某些特别的东西，规则和秩序最坚定的捍卫者也会我行我素。

[coollakee]

世界水獭日快乐！小戴叔叔水獭塑是正确的😚

[aldersky]

As my friend put it “Dr. Livesey lore vs Dr. Livesey gameplay”

[aldersky]

sometimes I just want to draw silly little illustrations

[galaxygolfergirl]

Here’s a shitty Dracula meme

[galaxygolfergirl]

Lucy: Oh I wish i didn’t have to choose between my three boyfriends! Wouldn’t it be great if I could marry them all?

Me:

[uri59]

It's very Jonathan Harker of him to name his kid after all his male friends who helped save his wife, I bet if they have a daughter she is named Lucy+the name of the lady who gave Jonathan his crucifix

[galaxygolfergirl]

Is it bad that the first of the suitors I decided to draw was Dr. Jack Seward, the 1800s insane asylum director and shitty medical practitioner? Is that bad I’m kind of intrigued by this wet sock of a man?

Also bonus Quincey sketch because I’m not quite finished with him yet

[linguisticparadox]

Arthur: *sobbing and throwing himself into Jack's arms*

Jack: *patting his back stiffly* Uh. There, there.

Jack, internally: Nailed it.