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oh well. I didn't win. time to dip

I've neen on this beach for 3 weeks now. I don't know why but for some reason the neko... urges are gone. maybe it's the fact I haven't been on the computer. or maybe it's the blood loss. idk. I still have my phone, but the signal's weak (don't worry, it's a nokia flip phone. this baby isn't dying any time soon) god I wish I could see my friends again. do I even have friends?

#evil bill hawks #professor layton

evilbillhawks

I've been sitting on this deserted island for a while eating these rocks and now I must confess something

I think I'm trans??

oh shit wait uh... nyah. I guess? I think I've lost too much blood.

monika-chr-lilmonix3

huh? I didn't realize there was someone else on this Island I spawned on- OH MY GOD YOU'RE HURT. hang on, I'll use my ribbon as a bandage! Where are you supposed to be?

evilbillhawks

wh- hello? I don't recognize you, I'm sorry. I might be a little light-headed with all the blood loss. I don't know where I'm supposed to be, honestly. I was having my beach episode and got washed away to this island.

#evil bill hawks #monika

evilbillhawks

Okay, so you're who the guy who looked like me mentioned- I'm not going to question the cat ears. Evil Bill Hawks, right? What's up with that?

( @good-timeline-clive )

my father had a scrapped concept of unwound future that included me. he tried to destroy me. I fought. I survived. I nyah'd.

good-timeline-clive

So, the whole reason for the "evil" part is daddy issues then?

evilbillhawks

well, the name was more assigned to me than chosen. I have a record of not being able to really make my own identity for myself. it's hard to do it when you're the "wrong" version of someone else.

#evil bill hawks #good clive

professionalchaoticdumbass

EVIL POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!

:3

#mecore

Okay, so you're who the guy who looked like me mentioned- I'm not going to question the cat ears. Evil Bill Hawks, right? What's up with that?

( @good-timeline-clive )

my father had a scrapped concept of unwound future that included me. he tried to destroy me. I fought. I survived. I nyah'd.

#evil bill hawks #professor layton #good clive

I've been sitting on this deserted island for a while eating these rocks and now I must confess something

I think I'm trans??

oh shit wait uh... nyah. I guess? I think I've lost too much blood.

#evil bill hawks #professor layton

evilbillhawks

I'VE BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT ROCKS. SEND HELP.

aurora-of-the-azran

And you didn’t invite me????

evilbillhawks

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do you want yo eat rockz wit meh xD

#evil bill hawks #aurora

I'VE BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT ROCKS. SEND HELP.

#evil bill hawks #professor layton

I'VE BEEN OUT AT SEA FOR THESE PAST SEVERAL DAYS THE BEACH EPISODE WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA THE BEACH EPISODE WAS NOT A GODJDBD D RBENS S D R DNS ENE T T T T T T TNSNMSKSD. R RNRKE

#evil bill hawks #professor layton