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she/it

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

anarchopuppy

I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it

Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you

professionalchaoticdumbass

it all reblogs to nothing…. it all comes [tumblr]ing down [tumblr]ing down [tumblr]ing down……

professionalchaoticdumbass

heard staff has been acting up again

a reminder that i dont use this blog anymore but like, DM me for my discord in case i get nuked

#i do have a new blog but would prefer to keep it on the down low rather than announcing the URL to the world

professionalchaoticdumbass

I just wanna say you're one of the 2 blogs that cracked my egg and I will be forever grateful for that.

good luck on whatever social media you use next :)

waaa thank you so much, i hope transition treats you well

professionalchaoticdumbass

Don’t think we knew each other that long but I think you’re cool. Wishing you well! ^w^

thank you :3

btw i don't think i'm going to be on tumblr that much any more, at least on this blog.

mutuals & mutuals-in-law you can DM me for my other contact info & social media (admittedly there's not much lmao) and even if you're not a mutual/mutual-in-law i might let you if i think you're cool enough

(i'm not deleting don't worry)

ely-lilac

i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

unagi-eel

i go to the ytp tennis bar and order the usu. the usuasusual. bart- orders the Snoopingas. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of bart-. i pick it up (hey!), and set it back down, and i pick it up, and set it back down, and i raise it-and set it back down, all of this while pea-ing and gradually accelerating until i have finished. *cartoon splat sfx* i repeatedly drink bart-s drink until bart- sets me on FIRE!! *crackling* my favorite waaw to spend a frirfday evenineve. …veve.

auberylis

y y y i go to the ytp siis bar? *long pause* to order the bartender to set me on FIRE!! The bartender iS Snoop *snoop dog smoke weed song distorted* i pick the PINGAS up (hey!), and set it on FIRE!! *tf2 pyro happy noises* llAll of this while bartender Snoop gradually accelerating and ♪it's the wall, hit the wall!♪ *cartoon splat sfx 3 times, last paulstretched* waw waw waaaw way to drink aT the ytp siis bar on a friirf evenev lAl