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abra-ka-dammit

thepakdefect

guess what today is gonna be. self love/care Sunday.

miiriya

zegalba

beaunydoorin

strong contender for pic of all time

agardenandlibrary

tzikeh

guccixcucci

I can't stop watching this omg 🥺💞💞💞

maculategiraffe

voiceover, quietly, in a New Zealand accent: When I was taking this little guy's photos, I noticed that he was having difficulties getting into the poses and wasn't feeling a hundred percent comfortable. So I scooped him up, un-swaddled him, and gave him a little back massage. Because I knew that he had had a little bit of a hard birth, little bit of a hard entry into the world, and quite often things like a C-section, forceps, or a tight birth canal can often result in a pulled muscle or a knot in their back, shoulders, or neck. And look at that, when I hit the spot, he lets me know, with [voice goes up an octave] a beautiful big SMI-YILE!!! Isn't it gorgeous!! [normal voice] And he was totally comfortable after that.

fantastic-mister-bugbug

people here have been so weird to the straycatj lady for years now that i think she's allowed to be a little weird back

Technically true.

He got the job.

He takes his job seriously.

byjove

just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them

bubobubosibericus

Mules are like horses with the self destruct button removed

wolfeyedwitch

...do you mean the 'self preservation instinct' removed????

byjove

No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.