homo-sexual underground

all ur faves are bi! (disco elysium, rdr2, watcher, fallout, tma, movie house) (otto or bonjour, 32, he/him) ✡️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌈

[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

One of my favorite genres of post

[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

[vanilla-kitty]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[maple-syrup-drinker]

I have these saved in a folder called "wrong picture, Kronk"

[wearewatcher]

a very goopy "Day That Molasses Tank Exploded In Boston 107 Years Ago" day to all who celebrate

[ryanandshanenews]

[zagreus]

those opening remarks on the Mario trailer were really something huh

[zagreus]

Chris Pratt: looking miserable and waffling vaguely, can barely remember the name of the creatures in his own movie 

Jack Black: ENTHUSED, practically jumping up and down putting his whole pussy into it like he does with everything

like. the sheer difference in energy is SO striking. what the hell

[fairycosmos]

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

[feamir]

[lilithsaintcrow]

“Take year 3 student Emma Glenfield, who started with a simple question about magpies and wound up conducting some cutting-edge research almost by accident."

Do magpies target you? This eight-year-old's viral research could explain why

Emma Glenfield wants to know why magpies swoop. She's conducting some cutting-edge research — and displaying her results with Lego.

[adastra-sf]

"I watched the people he swooped and I recorded it," Emma said.

"Then I got everything I recorded and I figured out that the people Mr Swoopsalot swooped were male, they were tall, and that they had thin or receding hair."

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[amalg-em]

y'all i don't usually say this shit out loud but please read the link. she got 30 THOUSAND responses to her survey. THIRTY THOUSAND. And she's eight. So learning how to use MS Excel for that data wasn't really an option.

So she made a graph out of Legos. LEGOS!!

This kid is an absolute genius and I am so excited for her.

[lamignonette]

[museumlad]

emerges from the common cold a week later looking like ive been hit by a truck

[theproblemsofdonhi]

Caine to bubbles after that ending:

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

...so caine planned the part about jax digging in his mouth huh

[bunniope]

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

[iamoutofideas]

could you make up some more words please :)

[bunniope]

wawa gobbler

[iamoutofideas]

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[bacoose]

I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

[bacoose]

I regret to inform several people in the notes that grink doesn't mean grinch twink

[teaboot]

Me and a few of my brothers are all on the spectrum but only one of us has gone through the process of getting a legit medical diagnosis and he denies it with his whole chest whenever it’s convenient so it’s become an ongoing bit for us to trick each other Revealing A Symptom while swearing to the death that our own Weird Symptom is completely normal

For example

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Me, Autistic: What would you do if all your socks were suddenly mismatched heights and materials

Brother 1, Autistic: Kill myself

Brother 2, Autistic: (nodding) A normal reaction that everyone has

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Brother 1: (eating his food weird in a very specific way)

Me: (also eating my food weird, but different) Don’t like it when the different ingredients are touching, huh

Him: Fuck you

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Brother 2, cannot handle any seasonings: Did you eat dinner yet

Me, who cannot handle bland food: Yep

Him: Was it canned ravioli

Me: Maybe

Him: What did you have for breakfast

Me: …

Him: Was it also canned ravioli

Me: ………..

Brother 3, who has openly and shamelessly eaten nothing but store brand potato salad from a plastic tub for the last month and a half: You’re gonna make yourself sick doing that

[teaboot]

It’s important to add too that they have a dog who carries around a ball everywhere he goes and all he does is drop and catch it over and over and over again for hours and hours and hours non stop and he will ONLY poop near their house and ONLY when one of two specific people are watching him and he screams whenever people hug each other and hates paper towel rolls and so part of the bit is that the dog is also autistic

[teaboot]

When we were growing up once a year we’d go on a week long road trip once a summer and every single time we’d go to the same place and stop at the same museums and the three of us who were obsessed with history and architecture would do one thing and the rest of us who were obsessed with natural history and animal facts would do another and then we’d pile back into the car to listen to the same two CD’s of My Chemical Romance or Red Hot Chili Peppers on a loop while playing The Animal Game, which is a game where everyone has to guess what animal you’re thinking of by asking ONLY yes or no questions and narrowing it down by phylum and habitat and shit, and then we’d pull in at a shitty motel where we’d put on either Shark Week, Mythbusters, or The Fireplace Channel, the latter of which we would watch together in dead silence only to cheer when The Hand appeared to toss a new log on, so in hindsight there were signs

[museumlad]

sometimes you love a creature with your entire heart and think "im going to put this creature in adorable jammies" and then the creature fucking hates you for it but you still don't mind bc duckies

[museumlad]

she has never been so angy in her whole life

[caspercryptid]

The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"

[caspercryptid]

On the one hand it's a bit of a pick me up in a dark place to know that this will pass because it has passed before on the other hand sometimes it isn't entirely a pleasant thought to go "wow, I used to feel like this all the time. That was pretty fucking bad. It's pretty bad right now too also."

[caspercryptid]

Someday your current baseline will be the sort of thing you consider A Really Bad Day. It does get better.

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn