EVILLLL EVIL Wild

(Ooc: Unhinged EVIL Wild, except he’s from TOTK. And has done everything (almost everything) you, the player, has done. Yes this does include trapping Ganondork in a market mid battle)

[evilevilwild]

(OOC: Yep. It happened again. The EVIL EVIL Wild side blog got deleted yet again. Tried to do some research if I was alone on this- found out that no, I wasn’t- and all of the people I’ve seen always said that it always seemed to happen on a side-blog. Matter of fact, I found out that it could take weeks and months for them to finally reach back to me. I read through the whole TOS, and there wasn’t anything that I could have violated in there.

So, I guessed that maybe I should move to my main instead of continuisly making side blogs. Therefore, EVIL EVIL Wild is now on main instead of a side blog. Update: Got my side blogs back! But, since I’ve already moved to main, I will be staying there. The other accounts will still stay up, however! They’re just abandoned. Also, now I can follow people and spread mayhem solely by existing… fahahaha>:3 )

Hi guys……heyyyyyy……….

Cough cough I need to make an introduction, as I’ve realized. Evil Evil Wild here. Hi. I don’t know how to make an introduction. So, have EVIL fun facts about EVIL EVIL me.

I can cook so evilly well... But, things just keep going wrong during it. And they. Uh. Keep turning out like trash. But that’s okay because all I eat is trash anyways. (This is excluding certain types of food. I can’t recall their names right no- oh wait, one of them was raisin cookies!)

I’ve once built a bridge from Hyrule to the sky islands (or whatever they’re called) consisting of nothing but tall trees. I can probably be an engineer. Now that I think of it.

I suck at names. I can’t attach any images to any names. So, despite EVILLY LOVING raisin cookies, I keep forgetting how they look.

I hate exploring. Let me correct that: I hate exploring slowly. I want it done FAST and I need it done NOW. But I also want to embrace the EVIL beauty of EVIL Hyrule. So. I do explore. I hate the process, but I love the end result.

My memory is ass. (No. I don’t wanna talk about it.)

Any grammar mistakes I make are on purpose.

I’m careful. Sometimes. Maybe. Mayhaps. Occasionally. Look- it depends, okay?

( Ooc: Feel free to send asks!!!!!!! Please send asks. I yearn for asks. Also feel free to interact with him. Who knows, if he enjoys your company, you may have yourself an ally. And maybe unnecessarily dragged out words and extreme grammar errors. Maybe )

(I-I-I-I-IMPORTANT!!!!! Mod is a minor. So no nsfw asks pls thanks chat)

[evilevilwild]

The sky islands seem so weird, sometimes. Like they’re upside down. Its surface is so rocky, it’s hard to believe there was ever a civilization all the way up there…

Wonder what that one’s about.

[lu-warriors-offical]

They follow me around like ducks. What am I meant to do here!? I tried to offer food, but Wild only eats cookies, and Warriors starts monologuing about his hatred for First every time he opens his mouth @evilwarriorss @evilevilwild

oof…good luck? To be fully honest I have not interacted much with the evils (outside of trash taking first with my counterpart).

[evilevilwild]

Not just cookies. Evil raisin cookies. Soggy, evil raisin cookies.

What you’re meant to do is become one of us. One of us.

Also. Hi goodie two shoes Warrior.

[lu-warriors-offical]

hello evil version of wild :3

….those sound disgusting, no wonder you’re evil. I would be too if I had to eat raisins…

[evilevilwild]

Hello goodie two shoes Warrior. >:3

They’re not just disgusting. They’re evil. And disgusting. I evilly love them for who they are. You’re so mean to my cookies. Keep it up. After all Raisins are the most evil cookies ever.

[lu-warriors-offical]

They follow me around like ducks. What am I meant to do here!? I tried to offer food, but Wild only eats cookies, and Warriors starts monologuing about his hatred for First every time he opens his mouth @evilwarriorss @evilevilwild

oof…good luck? To be fully honest I have not interacted much with the evils (outside of trash taking first with my counterpart).

[evilevilwild]

Not just cookies. Evil raisin cookies. Soggy, evil raisin cookies.

What you’re meant to do is become one of us. One of us.

Also. Hi goodie two shoes Warrior.

[evilevilwild]

Has EvilEvil Wild seem my Head Wound Wild art and do they approve (given you liked my reblog of a post about body horror) LOL //Only if you don't mind gore art I suppose. (Should be under my art tag, and tagged with that phrase)

I have seen it and I evilly approve. Curse the hands that drew those wounds.

[evilevilwild]

@evil-time-traveler YOU FORGOT FI. ZELDA YOU FORGOT FI. YOU FORGOT FI . GO GET HER WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG.

[evil-time-traveler]

honk mimimimi honk mimimi

[evilevilwild]

GO GET THE SWORD.

[evilevilwild]

@evil-time-traveler YOU FORGOT FI. ZELDA YOU FORGOT FI. YOU FORGOT FI . GO GET HER WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG.

[askautisticlink]

…

[There’s a figure, a familiar one, staring at you from the distance. The same one that gave you the piece of rock, should Recall approach you. The same one that didn’t want to see you- didn’t want you to make a deal with Recall. The same one that wanted nothing more than for you to stay safe. To stay out of her shenanigans. To stay away from her.]

[His cloak is pulled over him again, and he gazes at you in an almost sad, pitiful look, mixed with disappointment and grief. He doesn’t say a word, doesn’t move to attack, just stares, the breeze gently pushing his cloak to the side to reveal his torn up Evil Champions’ Tunic, deliberately torn up- torn up as a result of an attack. He doesn’t move to hide it.]

[However, he does move to approach you.]

…

[He stays quiet as he steps forward, swiftly closing the distance between you and him with determination, steps loud. Seems like he’s not coming up to attack, if he’s not bothering to hide himself.]

[He, however, does infact flick your forehead when he comes close to you, eyebrows furrowed in worry as he then brings her arms down to places them on his hips, looking at you in both worry and controlled, cold anger.]

Recall. [He states, voice harsh.] You made a deal with Recall.

*She doesn't notice you at first, just the feeling of eyes on her. When you start to approach her is when her eyes catch your figure. She had instinctively went to reach for her sword before realizing who you are.*

*A twinge of guilt in her chest made her remove her hand from her sword's hilt. She knows why you're here, so she doesn't try to hide from it.*

*She winces at the flick to her forehead, reaching up to rub it, her brows pinched. She sighs when you point out what she did.*

Yes, I did. I'm not going to hide or deny it, there's no point.

[evilevilwild]

[He watches as she rubs her forehead, but doesn’t feel an ounce of guilt in the slightest. Because, what Recall might do to her, will be way worse than that. All because- all because she made a deal with one of the people she shouldn’t mess around with. One of the worse ones of them, too!]

Why?

[He asks, leaning forward with wide eyes. He has this panicked calm to him, as he stares straight into Tear’s eyes with his unnatural ones.]

You’re risking your life. You’re risking those around you.

[He states, his rein on his emotions slowly slipping as he stares down at the other in much disbelief and so much worry.]

Do you know why she never made a deal with another Hero before? Because I stopped her. Because I was there to stop her. Because I know that she will do so much harm when made a deal with and you won’t be able to stop her or she might just decide to up and steal your life from your hands and you’ll be left wandering around wondering where your soul is only to figure out that she just!- [He cuts himself off right away.]

[He has to control himself. He must control himself.]

[He closes his eyes and takes in a deep breath through his nose, rubbing his temple with one hand as he calms himself down.]

You could have done anything else. [He says, bringing his hand down and opening his eyes to look over her in search of an injury as he scolds.] You could have chosen the long way out. But instead, you chose the- the shortest and worse way possible. [He stated in disbelief, as if he hadn’t expected her to give in and sign a deal with- with her.]

[askautisticlink]

*Tear listens to your scolding, not moving to shy away from your stares or anger. It's justified, after all, and she had even debated on figuring out how to use that rock you gave her.*

*Once you finish speaking, she sighs, rubbing her face as if exhausted.*

I know, I know... She didn't even have to press very hard, which is on me. I should have called you and I didn't.

*She looks at you, a frown on her face.*

I can't give you an excuse or reason because, honestly, I don't have one. I'm not completely sure why I went along with it so easily. If I thought about it, perhaps I could figure out the why, but it doesn't matter at this point, does it?

*She shakes her head, her hand subconsciously making its way to rest on her stomach.*

Whatever favor she expects me to fulfill for her will have to wait. I'm not going to have her pressure me into doing something when I have more important things going on.

[evilevilwild]

[Evil Evil Wild sighs, doing his best to compose himself as Tear responds, exhausted. Well, that is to be expected- after all, has she not gone ahead and been dealing with Birdie, lately?]

[Whatever. Whatever, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that next time, next time, she knows that she must call him.]

The rock,

[He begins, hand raising from under the cloak and revealing itself to the naked air, his gloves not on this time, revealing his scarred and rough hand and the rock he’s holding firmly in his grasp. It looks like the same one he gave you, the shape is just slightly different.]

Can be broken in half. [He then presses on the rock with his thumb, barely putting in any effort to break it- and the rock crumbles immediately, pieces going down onto the ground as a burst of brief light follows with.] You just have to press its middle with your thumb. That’s it. Do it next time she approaches you.

[He also hands her another of his rock’s, just to be sure.]

[askautisticlink]

*Tear looks at the new rock you hand her. Which is fine because she had left the other one in her other set of clothes. She puts it in her pouch a sigh.*

You couldn't have explained that last time? If I knew it was that simple...

*She shakes her head, placing her hand on her hip.*

Fine, but mostly because I don't want ta deal with her. I'm not looking forward ta whatever favor she'll ask of me, and I doubt she'll take me tellin' her she's gonna have to wait well. Fuckin' maniac.

*She rubs her temple, closing her eyes.*

So, now what? I'm concerned she's gonna go after Birdie again and with him knowing I got my voice back from her...

He's even more desperate than I was ta get his voice back. She'll exploit that if she finds out, along with the fact that he has something messing with his head. I trust Fi ta protect him, but she can only do so much.

[evilevilwild]

I’d assumed you would have figured it out- [He sighs, shaking his head as his hand retreats under his cloak.] That’s on me. My apologies.

[Birdie…]

… [He goes quiet for a moment as he listens. So, she did tell him….]

[….Usually, he’s not one to intervene unless things go wrong and very, very south, but…]

…You. That concern of yours, is a little late to be recognized. [He decides on letting a little hint past his lips, and doesn’t elaborate further. He doesn’t like planning behind Recall’s back- mostly because that witch has her eyes on him at all times- but right now, he can’t just let Tear believe that Birdie is safe.]

Maybe you should check out what he’s up to.

[askautisticlink]

My head has been a mess and brain fog really hasn't been helping. *She shakes her head, it's not that important.*

Oh please, I told him an alternative in hopes that he won't listen to her. He knows not to trust her.

*She chews on the inside of her cheek. The idea of Birdie not listening to her, after she went out of her way to ensure he had a better way, to ensure he didn't have to suffer the consequences of dealing with Recall, it annoys her. She doesn't like that feeling.*

And what am I supposed to do if Recall is with him, huh? I'm not looking to fight, I'm avoiding it in every way possible. I shouldn't fight in my condition, so what then?

*She rubs her face, frustrated.*

[evilevilwild]

[Feels horrible now, doesn’t it, Tear?]

Do I have to spell it out for you? [He arches a brow, but there’s no judgment in his gaze.] Tell someone before he does something he can’t go back on.

If you don’t want him in as danger as you are- if not more- then find a way. [He advises, seemingly uncaring of the fact that Tear apparently doesn’t want to stop Recall. Well, if she doesn’t want to stop her, then find someone else to.] I’m not going to stop her just to get tormented by her again later.

[He turns away, internally shuddering at the thought. He’s not a fan of her…methods.]

So you either stop him now, or never.

[And just like that, he starts to walk away, done with his lecture. It’s Tear’s choice whether she wants to tell someone or not, now.]

[askautisticlink]

…

[There’s a figure, a familiar one, staring at you from the distance. The same one that gave you the piece of rock, should Recall approach you. The same one that didn’t want to see you- didn’t want you to make a deal with Recall. The same one that wanted nothing more than for you to stay safe. To stay out of her shenanigans. To stay away from her.]

[His cloak is pulled over him again, and he gazes at you in an almost sad, pitiful look, mixed with disappointment and grief. He doesn’t say a word, doesn’t move to attack, just stares, the breeze gently pushing his cloak to the side to reveal his torn up Evil Champions’ Tunic, deliberately torn up- torn up as a result of an attack. He doesn’t move to hide it.]

[However, he does move to approach you.]

…

[He stays quiet as he steps forward, swiftly closing the distance between you and him with determination, steps loud. Seems like he’s not coming up to attack, if he’s not bothering to hide himself.]

[He, however, does infact flick your forehead when he comes close to you, eyebrows furrowed in worry as he then brings her arms down to places them on his hips, looking at you in both worry and controlled, cold anger.]

Recall. [He states, voice harsh.] You made a deal with Recall.

*She doesn't notice you at first, just the feeling of eyes on her. When you start to approach her is when her eyes catch your figure. She had instinctively went to reach for her sword before realizing who you are.*

*A twinge of guilt in her chest made her remove her hand from her sword's hilt. She knows why you're here, so she doesn't try to hide from it.*

*She winces at the flick to her forehead, reaching up to rub it, her brows pinched. She sighs when you point out what she did.*

Yes, I did. I'm not going to hide or deny it, there's no point.

[evilevilwild]

[He watches as she rubs her forehead, but doesn’t feel an ounce of guilt in the slightest. Because, what Recall might do to her, will be way worse than that. All because- all because she made a deal with one of the people she shouldn’t mess around with. One of the worse ones of them, too!]

Why?

[He asks, leaning forward with wide eyes. He has this panicked calm to him, as he stares straight into Tear’s eyes with his unnatural ones.]

You’re risking your life. You’re risking those around you.

[He states, his rein on his emotions slowly slipping as he stares down at the other in much disbelief and so much worry.]

Do you know why she never made a deal with another Hero before? Because I stopped her. Because I was there to stop her. Because I know that she will do so much harm when made a deal with and you won’t be able to stop her or she might just decide to up and steal your life from your hands and you’ll be left wandering around wondering where your soul is only to figure out that she just!- [He cuts himself off right away.]

[He has to control himself. He must control himself.]

[He closes his eyes and takes in a deep breath through his nose, rubbing his temple with one hand as he calms himself down.]

You could have done anything else. [He says, bringing his hand down and opening his eyes to look over her in search of an injury as he scolds.] You could have chosen the long way out. But instead, you chose the- the shortest and worse way possible. [He stated in disbelief, as if he hadn’t expected her to give in and sign a deal with- with her.]

[askautisticlink]

*Tear listens to your scolding, not moving to shy away from your stares or anger. It's justified, after all, and she had even debated on figuring out how to use that rock you gave her.*

*Once you finish speaking, she sighs, rubbing her face as if exhausted.*

I know, I know... She didn't even have to press very hard, which is on me. I should have called you and I didn't.

*She looks at you, a frown on her face.*

I can't give you an excuse or reason because, honestly, I don't have one. I'm not completely sure why I went along with it so easily. If I thought about it, perhaps I could figure out the why, but it doesn't matter at this point, does it?

*She shakes her head, her hand subconsciously making its way to rest on her stomach.*

Whatever favor she expects me to fulfill for her will have to wait. I'm not going to have her pressure me into doing something when I have more important things going on.

[evilevilwild]

[Evil Evil Wild sighs, doing his best to compose himself as Tear responds, exhausted. Well, that is to be expected- after all, has she not gone ahead and been dealing with Birdie, lately?]

[Whatever. Whatever, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that next time, next time, she knows that she must call him.]

The rock,

[He begins, hand raising from under the cloak and revealing itself to the naked air, his gloves not on this time, revealing his scarred and rough hand and the rock he’s holding firmly in his grasp. It looks like the same one he gave you, the shape is just slightly different.]

Can be broken in half. [He then presses on the rock with his thumb, barely putting in any effort to break it- and the rock crumbles immediately, pieces going down onto the ground as a burst of brief light follows with.] You just have to press its middle with your thumb. That’s it. Do it next time she approaches you.

[He also hands her another of his rock’s, just to be sure.]

[askautisticlink]

*Tear looks at the new rock you hand her. Which is fine because she had left the other one in her other set of clothes. She puts it in her pouch a sigh.*

You couldn't have explained that last time? If I knew it was that simple...

*She shakes her head, placing her hand on her hip.*

Fine, but mostly because I don't want ta deal with her. I'm not looking forward ta whatever favor she'll ask of me, and I doubt she'll take me tellin' her she's gonna have to wait well. Fuckin' maniac.

*She rubs her temple, closing her eyes.*

So, now what? I'm concerned she's gonna go after Birdie again and with him knowing I got my voice back from her...

He's even more desperate than I was ta get his voice back. She'll exploit that if she finds out, along with the fact that he has something messing with his head. I trust Fi ta protect him, but she can only do so much.

[evilevilwild]

I’d assumed you would have figured it out- [He sighs, shaking his head as his hand retreats under his cloak.] That’s on me. My apologies.

[Birdie…]

… [He goes quiet for a moment as he listens. So, she did tell him….]

[….Usually, he’s not one to intervene unless things go wrong and very, very south, but…]

…You. That concern of yours, is a little late to be recognized. [He decides on letting a little hint past his lips, and doesn’t elaborate further. He doesn’t like planning behind Recall’s back- mostly because that witch has her eyes on him at all times- but right now, he can’t just let Tear believe that Birdie is safe.]

Maybe you should check out what he’s up to.

[askautisticlink]

…

[There’s a figure, a familiar one, staring at you from the distance. The same one that gave you the piece of rock, should Recall approach you. The same one that didn’t want to see you- didn’t want you to make a deal with Recall. The same one that wanted nothing more than for you to stay safe. To stay out of her shenanigans. To stay away from her.]

[His cloak is pulled over him again, and he gazes at you in an almost sad, pitiful look, mixed with disappointment and grief. He doesn’t say a word, doesn’t move to attack, just stares, the breeze gently pushing his cloak to the side to reveal his torn up Evil Champions’ Tunic, deliberately torn up- torn up as a result of an attack. He doesn’t move to hide it.]

[However, he does move to approach you.]

…

[He stays quiet as he steps forward, swiftly closing the distance between you and him with determination, steps loud. Seems like he’s not coming up to attack, if he’s not bothering to hide himself.]

[He, however, does infact flick your forehead when he comes close to you, eyebrows furrowed in worry as he then brings her arms down to places them on his hips, looking at you in both worry and controlled, cold anger.]

Recall. [He states, voice harsh.] You made a deal with Recall.

*She doesn't notice you at first, just the feeling of eyes on her. When you start to approach her is when her eyes catch your figure. She had instinctively went to reach for her sword before realizing who you are.*

*A twinge of guilt in her chest made her remove her hand from her sword's hilt. She knows why you're here, so she doesn't try to hide from it.*

*She winces at the flick to her forehead, reaching up to rub it, her brows pinched. She sighs when you point out what she did.*

Yes, I did. I'm not going to hide or deny it, there's no point.

[evilevilwild]

[He watches as she rubs her forehead, but doesn’t feel an ounce of guilt in the slightest. Because, what Recall might do to her, will be way worse than that. All because- all because she made a deal with one of the people she shouldn’t mess around with. One of the worse ones of them, too!]

Why?

[He asks, leaning forward with wide eyes. He has this panicked calm to him, as he stares straight into Tear’s eyes with his unnatural ones.]

You’re risking your life. You’re risking those around you.

[He states, his rein on his emotions slowly slipping as he stares down at the other in much disbelief and so much worry.]

Do you know why she never made a deal with another Hero before? Because I stopped her. Because I was there to stop her. Because I know that she will do so much harm when made a deal with and you won’t be able to stop her or she might just decide to up and steal your life from your hands and you’ll be left wandering around wondering where your soul is only to figure out that she just!- [He cuts himself off right away.]

[He has to control himself. He must control himself.]

[He closes his eyes and takes in a deep breath through his nose, rubbing his temple with one hand as he calms himself down.]

You could have done anything else. [He says, bringing his hand down and opening his eyes to look over her in search of an injury as he scolds.] You could have chosen the long way out. But instead, you chose the- the shortest and worse way possible. [He stated in disbelief, as if he hadn’t expected her to give in and sign a deal with- with her.]

[askautisticlink]

*Tear listens to your scolding, not moving to shy away from your stares or anger. It's justified, after all, and she had even debated on figuring out how to use that rock you gave her.*

*Once you finish speaking, she sighs, rubbing her face as if exhausted.*

I know, I know... She didn't even have to press very hard, which is on me. I should have called you and I didn't.

*She looks at you, a frown on her face.*

I can't give you an excuse or reason because, honestly, I don't have one. I'm not completely sure why I went along with it so easily. If I thought about it, perhaps I could figure out the why, but it doesn't matter at this point, does it?

*She shakes her head, her hand subconsciously making its way to rest on her stomach.*

Whatever favor she expects me to fulfill for her will have to wait. I'm not going to have her pressure me into doing something when I have more important things going on.

[evilevilwild]

[Evil Evil Wild sighs, doing his best to compose himself as Tear responds, exhausted. Well, that is to be expected- after all, has she not gone ahead and been dealing with Birdie, lately?]

[Whatever. Whatever, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that next time, next time, she knows that she must call him.]

The rock,

[He begins, hand raising from under the cloak and revealing itself to the naked air, his gloves not on this time, revealing his scarred and rough hand and the rock he’s holding firmly in his grasp. It looks like the same one he gave you, the shape is just slightly different.]

Can be broken in half. [He then presses on the rock with his thumb, barely putting in any effort to break it- and the rock crumbles immediately, pieces going down onto the ground as a burst of brief light follows with.] You just have to press its middle with your thumb. That’s it. Do it next time she approaches you.

[He also hands her another of his rock’s, just to be sure.]

[askautisticlink]

…

[There’s a figure, a familiar one, staring at you from the distance. The same one that gave you the piece of rock, should Recall approach you. The same one that didn’t want to see you- didn’t want you to make a deal with Recall. The same one that wanted nothing more than for you to stay safe. To stay out of her shenanigans. To stay away from her.]

[His cloak is pulled over him again, and he gazes at you in an almost sad, pitiful look, mixed with disappointment and grief. He doesn’t say a word, doesn’t move to attack, just stares, the breeze gently pushing his cloak to the side to reveal his torn up Evil Champions’ Tunic, deliberately torn up- torn up as a result of an attack. He doesn’t move to hide it.]

[However, he does move to approach you.]

…

[He stays quiet as he steps forward, swiftly closing the distance between you and him with determination, steps loud. Seems like he’s not coming up to attack, if he’s not bothering to hide himself.]

[He, however, does infact flick your forehead when he comes close to you, eyebrows furrowed in worry as he then brings her arms down to places them on his hips, looking at you in both worry and controlled, cold anger.]

Recall. [He states, voice harsh.] You made a deal with Recall.

*She doesn't notice you at first, just the feeling of eyes on her. When you start to approach her is when her eyes catch your figure. She had instinctively went to reach for her sword before realizing who you are.*

*A twinge of guilt in her chest made her remove her hand from her sword's hilt. She knows why you're here, so she doesn't try to hide from it.*

*She winces at the flick to her forehead, reaching up to rub it, her brows pinched. She sighs when you point out what she did.*

Yes, I did. I'm not going to hide or deny it, there's no point.

[evilevilwild]

[He watches as she rubs her forehead, but doesn’t feel an ounce of guilt in the slightest. Because, what Recall might do to her, will be way worse than that. All because- all because she made a deal with one of the people she shouldn’t mess around with. One of the worse ones of them, too!]

Why?

[He asks, leaning forward with wide eyes. He has this panicked calm to him, as he stares straight into Tear’s eyes with his unnatural ones.]

You’re risking your life. You’re risking those around you.

[He states, his rein on his emotions slowly slipping as he stares down at the other in much disbelief and so much worry.]

Do you know why she never made a deal with another Hero before? Because I stopped her. Because I was there to stop her. Because I know that she will do so much harm when made a deal with and you won’t be able to stop her or she might just decide to up and steal your life from your hands and you’ll be left wandering around wondering where your soul is only to figure out that she just!- [He cuts himself off right away.]

[He has to control himself. He must control himself.]

[He closes his eyes and takes in a deep breath through his nose, rubbing his temple with one hand as he calms himself down.]

You could have done anything else. [He says, bringing his hand down and opening his eyes to look over her in search of an injury as he scolds.] You could have chosen the long way out. But instead, you chose the- the shortest and worse way possible. [He stated in disbelief, as if he hadn’t expected her to give in and sign a deal with- with her.]

[theonewhocarriestheheavens]

HIIII BESTIEEE🩷🩷🩷

HOW ARE YOU???🩷💙🩷

—Bunny 🩷🐇🩷

(Ps. Please remember to sleep at a decent time.🩷)

HI BUN 🐇

IM DOING GOOD 💖

Got this sketch of Legend and Bunny Legend I did for ya!

Never actually drawn him before so it was fun. Hope ya like it!

-Volt ⚡️

[evilevilwild]

// this is PEAK this is SO peak everyone check out this cool drawing my friend did this is amazing

[evilevilwild]

Sometimes I hate being the smarter one because me and Zelda could be in a predicament where we have to plan together and examine our options, and then I look over at Zelda and she’s already building a ginormous machine gun. Okay. Sure. Whatever. I say as I go back to piecing together my time bomb.

[askautisticlink]

Wouldn't a... Zonai time bomb be easier to just... pull out than piecing one together? It also doesn't seem like you and your Zelda work together very well if you have two different solutions.

[evilevilwild]

Look. A ginormous Zonai bomb is better than a smaller one when in the sky. It affects a larger area. It’s better. And it’s fine. We never really did anyways.

[askautisticlink]

Then why not just fuse a bunch together? Faster and should achieve the same effect. And that... That's a shame. I can't imagine not being able to get along with Zelda.

[evilevilwild]

That’s what I’m doing. I’m piecing them together. So they’ll make one huge bomb. And honestly, you get used to it after a while. She’s a freak, I’m glad she doesn’t like me much. You and your Zelda are different. Take care of each other.

[askautisticlink]

I don't think "getting used to it" is a good thing. But I suppose being evil changes things...

Do you need any more bombs? I think I have a few on hand.

[evilevilwild]

It changes a lot of things. Your norm is not ours. Nor is our norm the other Evils’ norms. We all have different norms.

Yes. Ye. Yea. I would evilly love that. I would. Yea. Please.

[askautisticlink]

Fair enough, not every Wild is as mentally screwed as I am, otherwise there would be something very concerning with our era.

*She pulls about five orbs containing time bombs from her bag and hands them over.*

I have more of you need them, I never use these. Prefer bomb arrows or flower bombs depending on the situation.

[evilevilwild]

Pfff. Just imagine. It would be concerning if they were flat out copies of your mental state. Unfortunately, I doubt any of us are free from the mental anguish.

[He takes the orbs with much delight and even smiles! Although, he doesn’t look up from them, and his gaze is still blank.]

I always use these. Love using these. More than bomb arrows. They explode in my hands most of the time when I pull them out. Not fun. I like these better.

[He said, motioning to the orbs he was holding right now. He was so joyous, that there were comically drawn flowers sprinkled around his head.]

[askautisticlink]

*She nods in agreement. However, she is working to get better, so perhaps one day she won't be mentally worse off than her counterparts.*

I guess I'm too impatient for time bombs. I blame being around Revali too much.

*A silent laugh leaves her at the other's excitement over the bombs. At least she has a use for them now.*

[evilevilwild]

[Well, nice to see that he was right in his hypothesis.]

…

[Right. Different timelines. Different lives.]

…Be patient. Tell your Revali to be more patient, too. Being patient is important. If you rush it, it will just end in disaster. Bonk your Revali if he rushes it.

[He advises, and it almost sounds like he’s serious, but the tinge of humor to his voice betrays the blandness of his voice.]

[askautisticlink]

*She rolls her eyes, a smile on her face.*

He's become more patient than I am. He's had to deal with me for the past five years, his choice, of course, but still. I'm a mess.

Do you have enough bombs? What do you need them for anyway?

[evilevilwild]

Bonk yourself if you rush it.

[He corrects himself, his expression blank. However, a flash of awe- and maybe even an ounce of joy- flashes across his gaze when Tear smiles. It feels, nice, to see another version of himself smile.]

That’s fine. He signed up for it.

Almost. And. Uhm. For fun. We like building stupid stuff with the other’s presence near. It’s better that way.

[askautisticlink]

*She laughs silently, would probably be smart, perhaps she'd get herself into less trouble... Have less issues.*

*She pulls a few more time bombs from her bag, offering them over. It's rare she lets herself enjoy a bit of chaos, perhaps she'll stay around and see the results.*

So, you and your Zelda get along to an extent? In your own way, obviously. My Zelda and I usually go look at ruins together, or read old books... I guess all the books in the library are old at this point.

... What's your Zelda like? You said she's a freak, but that doesn't tell me much.

[evilevilwild]

[He actually cracks another smile when more time bomb orbs are handed to him, gaze full of childlike wonder as he takes the orbs with much delight. This is. This is amazing.]

Kind of. I don’t agree with the things she does. And vice versa. Good for you and your Zelda to get along. You two sound like you are having fun. That’s evil to know.

Uhm. Horrible. Dictator. Likes to manipulate others. I think she managed to convince the smaller goodie version of me that he’s too weak and has to train himself half to death if he wants to prevent The Calamity? Not too sure. She also Psychologically messes with most people. She’s a psycho, just ignore her if she comes across to you. She likes the attention. Don’t give her it.

[askautisticlink]

Yeah... We haven't done that in a while... Can't count...going under the castle to figure out the gloom situation... And I'm avoiding her right now, outside of her being busy working to recover from the Upheaval.

*She frowns as evil Zelda is described. Smaller goodie version... Knight? No wonder the kid reacted so badly to learning she lost her sister, the Calamity hasn't even happened for him yet and he's already blaming himself for failing.*

That's fucked. I think one of my friends warned me about her, so I'm a bit glad I haven't met her yet. Don't think I'd be able to stand a chance with how my mental health is.

[evilevilwild]

…Ah. Well. Don’t know much to say much about that. But. Like. You can’t avoid her forever. You’ll eventually have to talk with her. Prepare yourself and talk with her.

Good. She has a thing with poking fun at people during their lowest moments. Like she does with the. The. The… [He pauses for a moment, brain struggling to recall the nickname bestowed upon those two heroes.] …Er. You know. Short hair, white cloak, chosen hero? Yea. Him, and his smaller version. She fought with them last time, I think? Yea. Yea, she did. I remember barging into the fight and having to knock her down to get her to let the lad go. Barely worked, but it worked, even if we kinda fought after. Because I had a favor to fulfill of the. The hero, Anyways.

So, if she. Like. Messes with you. Just call me. I’m like. More than evilly happy to. Uhm. Help you out. Okay?

[askautisticlink]

I won't. I just... after what I did... just need to prepare for the inevitable disappointment and maybe anger. Pissed off Revali and he surely told her, so-

Sky and Birdie?

*She asks, her brows pinching together. Why exactly is this Zelda messing with the younger heroes? Tear should talk to Birdie about this when she sees him again. With his emotional state, he'd be a good target and she doesn't want him going through that.*

I'll... keep that in mind. Though how am I supposed to do that? Figuring out this time shift stuff isn't easy and I've been wandering about them for a while now.

[evilevilwild]

…

…Aaaaoohhkkkey. Welll. Evil luck to you. Try not to do what you did again next time.

[Sky and Birdie? Weird nicknames. But then again the person he’s talking to is nicknamed Tear, and he has his own pair of ridiculous nicknames, so he supposes it could be worse.]

Uh. I…don’t know? Never really bothered to think much about it, But you can quite literally manifest it. Since traveling across timelines are less difficult now, I will probably be there quick. But,

[He shuffles his hands under his cloak, presumably reaching into his pouch and searching for something in it.]

Here.

[He lifts his hand down his cloak and pokes it out, holding a piece of stone in his hand. It looks similar, yet so cursed.]

Break this thing, and I’ll be there.

[He doesn’t provide further explanations from that, just waits for Tear to take the stone that looks like ordinary stone even for Evil Evil Wild.]

[askautisticlink]

Kind of...can't get rid of my voice twice...

*She doesn't go into any more detail than that. She doesn't think it's necessary to explain what she did, this evil version of her is already aware she's not in the best of mental states.*

*Carefully taking the stone, she examines it. Break it? How does one break...this? She supposes she'll have to figure it out when the time comes. She tucks the stone into her pocket for easier access.*

So, what's the plan for the bomb?

*She decides to change the subject, mostly to have time to think to herself.*

[evilevilwild]

[He doesnt. Quite know what to make of that. How did she lose her voice? Got her throat sliced open? That must be the only way. Ugh. Must have sucked. Thankfully she still has her neck.]

Sorry.

[He decides to say, unsure if she would be okay talking about her torment. Torture isn’t quite a light subject, even if it isn’t torture, must have felt like it.]

Uhm. I’m gonna use it for. Those dragons. You know. Three heads? I don’t know if they like playing with balls. But I wanna find out. And. They also like explosives. So. Ginormous bomb ball.

[…He talks about this with much delight and wonder that it, it’s a little concerning.]

[evilevilwild]

I love rusty machines….

[evilevilwild]

Sometimes I hate being the smarter one because me and Zelda could be in a predicament where we have to plan together and examine our options, and then I look over at Zelda and she’s already building a ginormous machine gun. Okay. Sure. Whatever. I say as I go back to piecing together my time bomb.

[askautisticlink]

Wouldn't a... Zonai time bomb be easier to just... pull out than piecing one together? It also doesn't seem like you and your Zelda work together very well if you have two different solutions.

[evilevilwild]

Look. A ginormous Zonai bomb is better than a smaller one when in the sky. It affects a larger area. It’s better. And it’s fine. We never really did anyways.

[askautisticlink]

Then why not just fuse a bunch together? Faster and should achieve the same effect. And that... That's a shame. I can't imagine not being able to get along with Zelda.

[evilevilwild]

That’s what I’m doing. I’m piecing them together. So they’ll make one huge bomb. And honestly, you get used to it after a while. She’s a freak, I’m glad she doesn’t like me much. You and your Zelda are different. Take care of each other.

[askautisticlink]

I don't think "getting used to it" is a good thing. But I suppose being evil changes things...

Do you need any more bombs? I think I have a few on hand.

[evilevilwild]

It changes a lot of things. Your norm is not ours. Nor is our norm the other Evils’ norms. We all have different norms.

Yes. Ye. Yea. I would evilly love that. I would. Yea. Please.

[askautisticlink]

Fair enough, not every Wild is as mentally screwed as I am, otherwise there would be something very concerning with our era.

*She pulls about five orbs containing time bombs from her bag and hands them over.*

I have more of you need them, I never use these. Prefer bomb arrows or flower bombs depending on the situation.

[evilevilwild]

Pfff. Just imagine. It would be concerning if they were flat out copies of your mental state. Unfortunately, I doubt any of us are free from the mental anguish.

[He takes the orbs with much delight and even smiles! Although, he doesn’t look up from them, and his gaze is still blank.]

I always use these. Love using these. More than bomb arrows. They explode in my hands most of the time when I pull them out. Not fun. I like these better.

[He said, motioning to the orbs he was holding right now. He was so joyous, that there were comically drawn flowers sprinkled around his head.]

[askautisticlink]

*She nods in agreement. However, she is working to get better, so perhaps one day she won't be mentally worse off than her counterparts.*

I guess I'm too impatient for time bombs. I blame being around Revali too much.

*A silent laugh leaves her at the other's excitement over the bombs. At least she has a use for them now.*

[evilevilwild]

[Well, nice to see that he was right in his hypothesis.]

…

[Right. Different timelines. Different lives.]

…Be patient. Tell your Revali to be more patient, too. Being patient is important. If you rush it, it will just end in disaster. Bonk your Revali if he rushes it.

[He advises, and it almost sounds like he’s serious, but the tinge of humor to his voice betrays the blandness of his voice.]

[askautisticlink]

*She rolls her eyes, a smile on her face.*

He's become more patient than I am. He's had to deal with me for the past five years, his choice, of course, but still. I'm a mess.

Do you have enough bombs? What do you need them for anyway?

[evilevilwild]

Bonk yourself if you rush it.

[He corrects himself, his expression blank. However, a flash of awe- and maybe even an ounce of joy- flashes across his gaze when Tear smiles. It feels, nice, to see another version of himself smile.]

That’s fine. He signed up for it.

Almost. And. Uhm. For fun. We like building stupid stuff with the other’s presence near. It’s better that way.

[askautisticlink]

*She laughs silently, would probably be smart, perhaps she'd get herself into less trouble... Have less issues.*

*She pulls a few more time bombs from her bag, offering them over. It's rare she lets herself enjoy a bit of chaos, perhaps she'll stay around and see the results.*

So, you and your Zelda get along to an extent? In your own way, obviously. My Zelda and I usually go look at ruins together, or read old books... I guess all the books in the library are old at this point.

... What's your Zelda like? You said she's a freak, but that doesn't tell me much.

[evilevilwild]

[He actually cracks another smile when more time bomb orbs are handed to him, gaze full of childlike wonder as he takes the orbs with much delight. This is. This is amazing.]

Kind of. I don’t agree with the things she does. And vice versa. Good for you and your Zelda to get along. You two sound like you are having fun. That’s evil to know.

Uhm. Horrible. Dictator. Likes to manipulate others. I think she managed to convince the smaller goodie version of me that he’s too weak and has to train himself half to death if he wants to prevent The Calamity? Not too sure. She also Psychologically messes with most people. She’s a psycho, just ignore her if she comes across to you. She likes the attention. Don’t give her it.

[askautisticlink]

Yeah... We haven't done that in a while... Can't count...going under the castle to figure out the gloom situation... And I'm avoiding her right now, outside of her being busy working to recover from the Upheaval.

*She frowns as evil Zelda is described. Smaller goodie version... Knight? No wonder the kid reacted so badly to learning she lost her sister, the Calamity hasn't even happened for him yet and he's already blaming himself for failing.*

That's fucked. I think one of my friends warned me about her, so I'm a bit glad I haven't met her yet. Don't think I'd be able to stand a chance with how my mental health is.

[evilevilwild]

…Ah. Well. Don’t know much to say much about that. But. Like. You can’t avoid her forever. You’ll eventually have to talk with her. Prepare yourself and talk with her.

Good. She has a thing with poking fun at people during their lowest moments. Like she does with the. The. The… [He pauses for a moment, brain struggling to recall the nickname bestowed upon those two heroes.] …Er. You know. Short hair, white cloak, chosen hero? Yea. Him, and his smaller version. She fought with them last time, I think? Yea. Yea, she did. I remember barging into the fight and having to knock her down to get her to let the lad go. Barely worked, but it worked, even if we kinda fought after. Because I had a favor to fulfill of the. The hero, Anyways.

So, if she. Like. Messes with you. Just call me. I’m like. More than evilly happy to. Uhm. Help you out. Okay?

[askautisticlink]

I won't. I just... after what I did... just need to prepare for the inevitable disappointment and maybe anger. Pissed off Revali and he surely told her, so-

Sky and Birdie?

*She asks, her brows pinching together. Why exactly is this Zelda messing with the younger heroes? Tear should talk to Birdie about this when she sees him again. With his emotional state, he'd be a good target and she doesn't want him going through that.*

I'll... keep that in mind. Though how am I supposed to do that? Figuring out this time shift stuff isn't easy and I've been wandering about them for a while now.

[evilevilwild]

…

…Aaaaoohhkkkey. Welll. Evil luck to you. Try not to do what you did again next time.

[Sky and Birdie? Weird nicknames. But then again the person he’s talking to is nicknamed Tear, and he has his own pair of ridiculous nicknames, so he supposes it could be worse.]

Uh. I…don’t know? Never really bothered to think much about it, But you can quite literally manifest it. Since traveling across timelines are less difficult now, I will probably be there quick. But,

[He shuffles his hands under his cloak, presumably reaching into his pouch and searching for something in it.]

Here.

[He lifts his hand down his cloak and pokes it out, holding a piece of stone in his hand. It looks similar, yet so cursed.]

Break this thing, and I’ll be there.

[He doesn’t provide further explanations from that, just waits for Tear to take the stone that looks like ordinary stone even for Evil Evil Wild.]

[evilevilwild]

Sometimes I hate being the smarter one because me and Zelda could be in a predicament where we have to plan together and examine our options, and then I look over at Zelda and she’s already building a ginormous machine gun. Okay. Sure. Whatever. I say as I go back to piecing together my time bomb.

[askautisticlink]

Wouldn't a... Zonai time bomb be easier to just... pull out than piecing one together? It also doesn't seem like you and your Zelda work together very well if you have two different solutions.

[evilevilwild]

Look. A ginormous Zonai bomb is better than a smaller one when in the sky. It affects a larger area. It’s better. And it’s fine. We never really did anyways.

[askautisticlink]

Then why not just fuse a bunch together? Faster and should achieve the same effect. And that... That's a shame. I can't imagine not being able to get along with Zelda.

[evilevilwild]

That’s what I’m doing. I’m piecing them together. So they’ll make one huge bomb. And honestly, you get used to it after a while. She’s a freak, I’m glad she doesn’t like me much. You and your Zelda are different. Take care of each other.

[askautisticlink]

I don't think "getting used to it" is a good thing. But I suppose being evil changes things...

Do you need any more bombs? I think I have a few on hand.

[evilevilwild]

It changes a lot of things. Your norm is not ours. Nor is our norm the other Evils’ norms. We all have different norms.

Yes. Ye. Yea. I would evilly love that. I would. Yea. Please.

[askautisticlink]

Fair enough, not every Wild is as mentally screwed as I am, otherwise there would be something very concerning with our era.

*She pulls about five orbs containing time bombs from her bag and hands them over.*

I have more of you need them, I never use these. Prefer bomb arrows or flower bombs depending on the situation.

[evilevilwild]

Pfff. Just imagine. It would be concerning if they were flat out copies of your mental state. Unfortunately, I doubt any of us are free from the mental anguish.

[He takes the orbs with much delight and even smiles! Although, he doesn’t look up from them, and his gaze is still blank.]

I always use these. Love using these. More than bomb arrows. They explode in my hands most of the time when I pull them out. Not fun. I like these better.

[He said, motioning to the orbs he was holding right now. He was so joyous, that there were comically drawn flowers sprinkled around his head.]

[askautisticlink]

*She nods in agreement. However, she is working to get better, so perhaps one day she won't be mentally worse off than her counterparts.*

I guess I'm too impatient for time bombs. I blame being around Revali too much.

*A silent laugh leaves her at the other's excitement over the bombs. At least she has a use for them now.*

[evilevilwild]

[Well, nice to see that he was right in his hypothesis.]

…

[Right. Different timelines. Different lives.]

…Be patient. Tell your Revali to be more patient, too. Being patient is important. If you rush it, it will just end in disaster. Bonk your Revali if he rushes it.

[He advises, and it almost sounds like he’s serious, but the tinge of humor to his voice betrays the blandness of his voice.]

[askautisticlink]

*She rolls her eyes, a smile on her face.*

He's become more patient than I am. He's had to deal with me for the past five years, his choice, of course, but still. I'm a mess.

Do you have enough bombs? What do you need them for anyway?

[evilevilwild]

Bonk yourself if you rush it.

[He corrects himself, his expression blank. However, a flash of awe- and maybe even an ounce of joy- flashes across his gaze when Tear smiles. It feels, nice, to see another version of himself smile.]

That’s fine. He signed up for it.

Almost. And. Uhm. For fun. We like building stupid stuff with the other’s presence near. It’s better that way.

[askautisticlink]

*She laughs silently, would probably be smart, perhaps she'd get herself into less trouble... Have less issues.*

*She pulls a few more time bombs from her bag, offering them over. It's rare she lets herself enjoy a bit of chaos, perhaps she'll stay around and see the results.*

So, you and your Zelda get along to an extent? In your own way, obviously. My Zelda and I usually go look at ruins together, or read old books... I guess all the books in the library are old at this point.

... What's your Zelda like? You said she's a freak, but that doesn't tell me much.

[evilevilwild]

[He actually cracks another smile when more time bomb orbs are handed to him, gaze full of childlike wonder as he takes the orbs with much delight. This is. This is amazing.]

Kind of. I don’t agree with the things she does. And vice versa. Good for you and your Zelda to get along. You two sound like you are having fun. That’s evil to know.

Uhm. Horrible. Dictator. Likes to manipulate others. I think she managed to convince the smaller goodie version of me that he’s too weak and has to train himself half to death if he wants to prevent The Calamity? Not too sure. She also Psychologically messes with most people. She’s a psycho, just ignore her if she comes across to you. She likes the attention. Don’t give her it.

[askautisticlink]

Yeah... We haven't done that in a while... Can't count...going under the castle to figure out the gloom situation... And I'm avoiding her right now, outside of her being busy working to recover from the Upheaval.

*She frowns as evil Zelda is described. Smaller goodie version... Knight? No wonder the kid reacted so badly to learning she lost her sister, the Calamity hasn't even happened for him yet and he's already blaming himself for failing.*

That's fucked. I think one of my friends warned me about her, so I'm a bit glad I haven't met her yet. Don't think I'd be able to stand a chance with how my mental health is.

[evilevilwild]

…Ah. Well. Don’t know much to say much about that. But. Like. You can’t avoid her forever. You’ll eventually have to talk with her. Prepare yourself and talk with her.

Good. She has a thing with poking fun at people during their lowest moments. Like she does with the. The. The… [He pauses for a moment, brain struggling to recall the nickname bestowed upon those two heroes.] …Er. You know. Short hair, white cloak, chosen hero? Yea. Him, and his smaller version. She fought with them last time, I think? Yea. Yea, she did. I remember barging into the fight and having to knock her down to get her to let the lad go. Barely worked, but it worked, even if we kinda fought after. Because I had a favor to fulfill of the. The hero, Anyways.

So, if she. Like. Messes with you. Just call me. I’m like. More than evilly happy to. Uhm. Help you out. Okay?

[evilevilwild]

Sometimes I hate being the smarter one because me and Zelda could be in a predicament where we have to plan together and examine our options, and then I look over at Zelda and she’s already building a ginormous machine gun. Okay. Sure. Whatever. I say as I go back to piecing together my time bomb.

[askautisticlink]

Wouldn't a... Zonai time bomb be easier to just... pull out than piecing one together? It also doesn't seem like you and your Zelda work together very well if you have two different solutions.

[evilevilwild]

Look. A ginormous Zonai bomb is better than a smaller one when in the sky. It affects a larger area. It’s better. And it’s fine. We never really did anyways.

[askautisticlink]

Then why not just fuse a bunch together? Faster and should achieve the same effect. And that... That's a shame. I can't imagine not being able to get along with Zelda.

[evilevilwild]

That’s what I’m doing. I’m piecing them together. So they’ll make one huge bomb. And honestly, you get used to it after a while. She’s a freak, I’m glad she doesn’t like me much. You and your Zelda are different. Take care of each other.

[askautisticlink]

I don't think "getting used to it" is a good thing. But I suppose being evil changes things...

Do you need any more bombs? I think I have a few on hand.

[evilevilwild]

It changes a lot of things. Your norm is not ours. Nor is our norm the other Evils’ norms. We all have different norms.

Yes. Ye. Yea. I would evilly love that. I would. Yea. Please.

[askautisticlink]

Fair enough, not every Wild is as mentally screwed as I am, otherwise there would be something very concerning with our era.

*She pulls about five orbs containing time bombs from her bag and hands them over.*

I have more of you need them, I never use these. Prefer bomb arrows or flower bombs depending on the situation.

[evilevilwild]

Pfff. Just imagine. It would be concerning if they were flat out copies of your mental state. Unfortunately, I doubt any of us are free from the mental anguish.

[He takes the orbs with much delight and even smiles! Although, he doesn’t look up from them, and his gaze is still blank.]

I always use these. Love using these. More than bomb arrows. They explode in my hands most of the time when I pull them out. Not fun. I like these better.

[He said, motioning to the orbs he was holding right now. He was so joyous, that there were comically drawn flowers sprinkled around his head.]

[askautisticlink]

*She nods in agreement. However, she is working to get better, so perhaps one day she won't be mentally worse off than her counterparts.*

I guess I'm too impatient for time bombs. I blame being around Revali too much.

*A silent laugh leaves her at the other's excitement over the bombs. At least she has a use for them now.*

[evilevilwild]

[Well, nice to see that he was right in his hypothesis.]

…

[Right. Different timelines. Different lives.]

…Be patient. Tell your Revali to be more patient, too. Being patient is important. If you rush it, it will just end in disaster. Bonk your Revali if he rushes it.

[He advises, and it almost sounds like he’s serious, but the tinge of humor to his voice betrays the blandness of his voice.]

[askautisticlink]

*She rolls her eyes, a smile on her face.*

He's become more patient than I am. He's had to deal with me for the past five years, his choice, of course, but still. I'm a mess.

Do you have enough bombs? What do you need them for anyway?

[evilevilwild]

Bonk yourself if you rush it.

[He corrects himself, his expression blank. However, a flash of awe- and maybe even an ounce of joy- flashes across his gaze when Tear smiles. It feels, nice, to see another version of himself smile.]

That’s fine. He signed up for it.

Almost. And. Uhm. For fun. We like building stupid stuff with the other’s presence near. It’s better that way.

[askautisticlink]

*She laughs silently, would probably be smart, perhaps she'd get herself into less trouble... Have less issues.*

*She pulls a few more time bombs from her bag, offering them over. It's rare she lets herself enjoy a bit of chaos, perhaps she'll stay around and see the results.*

So, you and your Zelda get along to an extent? In your own way, obviously. My Zelda and I usually go look at ruins together, or read old books... I guess all the books in the library are old at this point.

... What's your Zelda like? You said she's a freak, but that doesn't tell me much.

[evilevilwild]

[He actually cracks another smile when more time bomb orbs are handed to him, gaze full of childlike wonder as he takes the orbs with much delight. This is. This is amazing.]

Kind of. I don’t agree with the things she does. And vice versa. Good for you and your Zelda to get along. You two sound like you are having fun. That’s evil to know.

Uhm. Horrible. Dictator. Likes to manipulate others. I think she managed to convince the smaller goodie version of me that he’s too weak and has to train himself half to death if he wants to prevent The Calamity? Not too sure. She also Psychologically messes with most people. She’s a psycho, just ignore her if she comes across to you. She likes the attention. Don’t give her it.