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@smoakiism​

No wonder him and his brother had so many ghost stories. Sleeping in places like this all the time was literally asking for them but she wasn’t going to point that out. Especially because technically what she had learned he was asking for them. “It just seems a bit stereotypical is all. Like either you’re here hunting ghosts, doing drugs or I’m your stripper-turned-hooker you’re bringing back to your hotel room.. That’s the kind of vibe this place is giving off.”

Dean took another look at the motel. “Hm yeah okay you got a point” he said as he slung one of the bags over his shoulder. “Guess I’m just a living stereotype” he chuckled closing the trunk and walking over to her. “Never done that stripper-hooker thing though...” he did pause and ponder wondering if he had and forgot....”Yeah no never that” he said tossing her a small teasing smirk.

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@smoakiism​

“It– it looks… worse than I left it?!? It is worse than I left it! It’s worse than I’ve ever seen– and I once had to get stuff off a computer with bullet holes in it.” This was… garbage. This was… beyond repair. “My baby…” she said as she pouted poking the side where the tape was just to hear something fall making her cringe. “I built it myself.

It was liked he kicked a puppy in front of her....but this seemed worse. Probably because of who he was dealing with. “Sorry..” he wasn’t sure what he could say. Sorry didn’t really seem to cover it. “Listen the damage is mainly physical you can save whatever was in there right?” Hell he was sure she could save anything if it suddenly burst into flames.

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contd from x 

course as soon as she pulled away the rain to became to be more of a pain. “Yeah well.” he sighed heavily looking up at the rain coming down, maybe even harder than before. “nice as that was, I don’t feel like getting sick do you?” he asked cocking a brow at her. 

“could probably break into one of the nearby places find somewhere dry.” he suggested with a smirk. 

@smoakiism

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contd from x

“Mm Well…”he muttered scratching the back of his head. “Seemed just like a physical thing worked on the last laptop I used it on.” Course it was only for a few moments really. He and Sam ended up tossing it afterwards. “Look I’m sorry but I really think it’s just fine. Just….looks worse than you last left it”

@smoakiism

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contd from x

‘Dean shifted in park glancing up at the place in front of them. “Yep” He said simple turning the impala off. “It’s out of the way, they never ask questions. No one comes in on us” dean shrugged as he turned to her. He cocked a brow at the look she was making. “It’s honestly not that bad, we’ve had worse” he said getting out of the car to get their bags. “And don’t worry see” He said motioning to a small sign so small it might be missed, “WiFi….uh probably not a great connection honestly though.” He admitted as he went to the trunk to get their things. “We come to these places a lot it’s honestly not as creepy as it looks”

@smoakiism

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@smoakiism contd x

Dean already had a bag full of things he was going to need, ready to know not really knowing when he’d come back when she grabbed him. She wasn’t the strongest and if he wanted to he could have easily just kept going, hell he was already half way out the door when she stopped him. And he did indeed stop.

he sucked in a breath and turned to her slowly. ‘Felicity....” he sighed. They’ve had this talk, this almost argument before. But what could he say? She was right she has experienced a lot of things his work has put her though not to mention her own things. he couldn’t just say that it was something only he could do. Licking his lips he took a step back inside. “yeah it’s a demon, sounds like more than one.” he told her honestly.”I need you to be in a safe place I don’t know how many there are, I need to know you’re going to be okay.” 

[deanjackles]

Dean Winchester | Supernatural: 9x13 The Purge

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"Most of what I do is long and hard." ( deannn )

@smoakiism

“i know babe but I also know your’e like a literal genius” course the most he had to compare her to was Sam but hey he would still put her up against any smart ass he came across. “and I know you’re smart enough to do it in like...five minuets?”

[maxbegone]

Out Of Context Critical Role Sentence Starters

“Seventeen! Puke on those fucking guards!“ 

 "I would like to buy your hair for a hundred gold pieces.“ 

 "You can’t walk off in the middle of hide-and-seek again! I’ve been in a barrel for an hour, I fell asleep in there!" 

 "I am a little evil magnet." 

 "Do you want to do a reach-around and see if you get a handful of wooden boob?" 

 "I show him my ass and I leave." 

 "I once saw him kill a man with his taint." 

 "I covered my hand in ink and, yeah…" 

 "My name is Burt Reynolds and that offends me." 

 "Your hands are just covered in piss now." 

 "I bury my shame." 

 "Don’t worry, I still have my lips." 

 "You realize that I was born to shove things in holes…" 

 "Vomit on those bitches." 

 "I’m the most wicked narwhal of all time!" 

 "Some people have no sense of FUCKING HONOR." 

 "You’ll leave when Burt Reynolds tells you to leave." 

 "Remember that time you killed a kid?" 

 "Turn around 180 degrees then run as fast as you can." 

 "I’m just sitting in the corner going HAHAHAHAHAA!" 

"The butt flap is down." 

 "It’s not sexual at all, I’m not attracted to you! Like literally if it happened I would be ill." 

 "Alright, I’ll whip it out again." 

 "Hey, _____. How much XP would _____ get for drowning an entire cargo hold of slave children?" 

 "What’s the term for when your penis is inverted?" 

 "Roses are red, violets are blue. We’re both gnomes and you are sooooo foxy.”

 "He smells of sandalwood. And dismissiveness.“ 

 "And my thoughts are still fuck you, no way, bye-bye." 

 "You’re right! He is no hollaback gnome." 

 "We don’t do anything with dignity!”

 ”_____’s lifeless corpse has a pool of urine around it.“ 

 "Nobody sweating more than is…you know necessary when being threatened by a big fuck-off dragon.“ 

 "Hit him in the arse!" 

 "Most of what I do is long and hard." 

 "I just got one of those terrible ideas I get on occasion." 

 "I died as I lived. Hard." 

 "I’m gonna dominate the guy in front." 

 "YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT." 

 "Fancy fancy mustache that you cannot wipe off your face!" 

 "Hey, look! I found a hole!" 

 "Oh! I got hit with his dick!" 

 "I’ll just punch him in his dragon face." 

 "I’m going to stand over here and fail to stay in character." 

 "Nothing can go wrong. This is a great idea!" 

 "He was trying to corrupt my soul or whatever…but good luck with that." 

 "You were like a dick in a box." 

 "This probably isn’t a good idea but…whatever." 

 "Will you come check this hatch for boobies?”

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 you’ll have to excuse me this morning, i’m running late. i only have time for coffee

@smoakiism​

“uh...yeah okay then so that’s a no on beagles and donuts then?” he said leaning against the counter and taking a sip of the coffee he already brought up. “So any chance that I can convince you to play hookie for the day?’ he asked curiously. 

[steviebucks]