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[googleplaysore]

[lanndscape]

[lowpolyanimals]

Fish from World of Warcraft

[fyeahbassethounds]

[wayneradiotv]

it’s okay man. no one hates you for sitting there. no one hates your blanket

[memorycycle]

guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars

the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?

me: hm

[markv5]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

*groans* where am i...

I should have never messed with that cursed penny

[apas-95]

apparently theres a tiktok challenge this fall whwre you crossdress for the rest of your life wnd you change your name and everyone thinks youre co cool

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

"i love the smell of old books" well, that's wood. maybe you should sniff a woodpile. not trying to be rude.

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[hatsandanimals]

[sacred-portal]

[sandmandaddy69]

[silky-selkie]

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[slushyseals]

Can I... a starving orphan... who is homeless... alone and unloved... perhaps trouble you for one small fish from that bucket? Please? -pathetic cough and helpless look-

[sacred-portal]

[akashicrecord]

6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago