all cops are bastards

i'm calico! i'm in my 30s & i'm a nonbinary (tme) polyamorous bi/lesbian. they/them :3

[beardedmrbean]

[g4yr4t]

she's going to destroy my new backpack but I can't be mad at her

[g4yr4t]

the snilerrrrr

[karnalesbian]

*unlikes a post i already liked so I can like it from your reblog*

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[organicmatter]

I am beautiful and free like a plony

[urie]

your favorite hobby is fetishizing male same sex attraction and pretending straight men are fucking each other + philadelphia is ass

i also like to cook

[advanced-passenger-train]

Go Birds

[urie]

Go Birds

[swarnpert]

Go Birds

[killbenedictcumberbatchagain]

This is the truest Philadelphia experience

[yesornopolls]

Can you see skyscrapers (lets say buildings with 20+ floors or so) from your dwelling?

Can you see skyscrapers (lets say buildings with 20+ floors or so) from your dwelling?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

[bigscaryd]

"How is that number so low?" I ask myself. "The population is like 2/3 urban, Tumblr probably tilts further due to youth/queer/educational attainment/etc."

Then I remember, most of the "cities" in the country are what I grew up thinking of as "suburban". My present environment is not actually common.

[forestdeity]

seeing wildflowers and birds and critters and sunsets really can keep you going

[oilpalette]

Glamour Cat, 2026 by Brazilian artist Daniel Arthur

[ndnbutch]

alright my little musical theater performer. it’s time to MASH those m&ms for mommy. that’s right… you know you need unique New York….

[bleedthebeat]

mommy’s going to put a leash on you now… should she use the red leather or the yellow leather?

[girldraki]

[puppiesdoglover]

a baby puppy is called a puppyling.

??

Ok ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️i not even knowed that but it so mazing

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[eternalgirlscout]

i love pleasantly unpleasant sensory experiences. getting tattooed. eating a too-big dollop of wasabi and feeling like i've been kicked in the face. being outside when it is very very cold and a little kiss of frigid air slipping between my glove and coat sleeve. people say building discomfort tolerance is important because discomfort is an inevitable part of life, and that's true, but discomfort can also be a source of joy and part of what makes life worth living.

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama

[weirdpngs]

Baby need smoko