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being sammy bryantâs girlfriend includes hanging around with nate and tagging along for hand-offâŚ
oh that was tooo good
sammy bryant x moretta! reader were her dad, sammyâs partner had her a bit too young so he wasnât a present father. but now heâs trying to fix it as heâs older and more mature now, even though reader is an adult he still wants to parent her and take care of her, so she lives with them while sheâs in community college.
he has his new family and reader hates him because if he can be a good dad and change now that means he was always capable of changing and being a good dad and she wasnât worth it <\3
what better way to get back at him then to fuck his partner whoâs been sleeping on their couch after he split with his wife ?
yes please.
i canât remember if i saw it here or on twitter but someone was like how did Joy know about Whittaker living in the hospital? My thoughts under the cut
Like did people know, I donât think we know where Joy is from but Ogilvie is from California so she might not even be a local. My personal theory is that Santos told Garcia and then Garcia told Joy and told her to ask Whittaker for a picture to get back at him for using her toothbrush.
18+ MDNI
blah blah i know sammy bryant is just a total and utter sweetheart baby but i want to see him manhandle reader.
i was scrolling through twitter or x (whateva you wanna call it) saw this tweet about wives asking their cop husbands to try to take them down in 30 seconds and now just imagining asking husband!sammy to do it.
he doesn't want to hurt his sweet girl but they way you're looking at him doe eyed, pleading and tugging at his arm has him chubbing up in his jeans. he had come home, still in uniform when you blocked his way to the shower, shoving your phone to show him the video. "sammy, c'mon please? just once, i wanna what all these bad guys get when my husband is takin em down" your chin on his chest as your looking up at him.
"let me just go shower first and thenâ" "no, baby you gotta do it uniform! how am i gonna take you serious when you're trying to pin me down in some sweats huh?"
now standing in the living room giggling like a school girl as he tries to size you up, trying to play serious cop now. "you know how fast you were going?" "mmm nope!" "i don't like your attitude, little lady. c'mon gonna take you down to the station for some more questions." sammy's reaching to grab your wrist but you're pulling away giggling, it's cute but now he's too into it. he's got you by the waist hoisting you up and taking you down onto the carpet. the sudden force has you gasping, squealing when he's managed to get both your wrist behind your back, his foot already hooked around your knee as he's pinned you down.
your giggling and squealing like a mad woman but he's rock hard now as he presses himself into. your giggling is cut short when you finally feel his hard length pressed against you through his uniform. his work belt was laid out on the couch beside you so there was no mistaking this for his gun. he's panting and pressing his lips into his ear, one hand is holding both wrists and his other hand has snaked between your legs toying with your slick panties.
"and here i thought my pretty little wife was a good girl... no, good girls don't get this soaked from having an officer man handle em like this. so what are we gonna do about that huh?" he's taunting you as you hear his pants begin to unzip, already pulling out his cock to rub his leaking tip over the wet mess between your legs.
YES!!!
*TASMANIAN DEVIL:Â a pope cody x reader story.
Pope gets mauled by the devil in the middle of the night. (Your cat likes Pope's big chest almost as much as you do.)
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warnings: established relationship, pure fluff, cats, awkward!pope, sadboy!pope, he doesn't know how to handle softness but he needs it, no use of y/n or any description of reader other being a loud snorer, domestic bliss, mentions of smurf being the worst mother ever.
rating: 18+. (there's nothing explicit in this but i dont want kiddos on my blog sorry!)
word count:Â 1.1k.
fox says: hi friends, thank you for reading! this is just a short little thing i wrote bc i need andrew to be happy, i wrote this in like forty minutes and i almost didn't post it because of how short it is but i hope you guys still like it! as always pls let me know how we feel!
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From the Start
from the start by laufey
pairing - jack abbot x reader
word count - 4.6k
summary - you're running the flower gram booth fundraiser. this poses a bit of an obstacle for jack.
a/n - medschool!jack abbot!!! awkward idiots in love!!! did i get the idea for this from an episode of bobs burgers? yes. but its rlly cute your honor. it took me so long to write this because my writers block has been BRUTAL and i kept starting and then scrapping stories before i got here. agh pls send in any requests it rlly helps, and im going to start cranking on the ones in my inbox!!! enjoy <3
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Would you be interested in writing something for perv Jack (or even sub jack) where heâs getting a massage or in physio for an injury from a SWAT mission or his prosthetic and the massage gets him excited⌠smut ensuesâŚ
saw this ask and smiled soooo hard. i was olivia wilde gif irl. anon you're a genius harvard is calling!!!
perv!older bf!jack abbot x fem!reader.
18+. content warnings: reader gets called "little girl" once, massage gone sexual, grinding, praise
"baby, this is.... not necessary," jack grumbled, casting you a withering look over his shoulder as you nudged him towards the bed. "i just pulled a muscle or something. it'll fix itself."
you'd transformed your bedroom into a serene space, laid out fluffy towels, even lit your favourite scented candles and put on some calming music.
you just shook your head and glared at him. "shut up, peepaw. you've been making old man noises ever since you got back from your SWAT thing, just let me take care of you for once."
with a sigh, jack laid stomach-down on the bed, resting his neck on a pillow. "fine. and you'd better stop calling me that."
"no," you replied simply, uncapping a bottle of lavender scented massage oil.
a couple of minutes later, you had straddled jack's back, your fingers deftly working into his tense muscles. you watched as his freckled skin glistened with oil in the candlelight. "oh, yeah, baby, right there..."
How would (one of) Shawnâs characters feel when her bush is gone or very trimmed because theyâre going to the beach? <3333
omg i love this bc why the fuck would they all be pissed HAHAH
pope cody would look at you changing, just staring and staring and staring and staringâuntil you finally snap, âandy, what?â heâd huff, annoyed as he crosses his arms, âyou shaved.â
you roll your eyes, âyeah, so? weâre going to the beach.â
âsoâdonât do that.â you sigh, âpope, âs just a little trim. itâll grow back, i promise.â heâs not convinced, glaring a little at you until he finally nods, leaving the room to pack up the rest of your stuff. <333
jack abbot would notice when youâre on the towel in front of his chair, on your back as you get some sun. heâd shift, putting his sunglasses on the bridge of his nose to make sure heâs lookinâ at you right.
âbaby? come hereââ he calls out to you and you smile, sitting up to perch yourself on his lap. softly, he takes his hand to move your bottoms to the side a bit, causing you to yelp.
âjackie!â you try to scramble off as he grabs you harder, keeping you seated on his clothed dick. dipping his fingers in, he strokes your now silky foldsâyou lean your head back, trying not to cause a total scene.
âyou shaved? when? this morning?â you nod against his shoulder as he clicks his tongue, removing his handâyou pout.
he looks at you all stern, âtell me why.â you shy away a bit.. mumbling, âjust feeling a little insecure having it all out in public âŚ.â
grabbing your face he turns you to face him, âhair is beautiful baby, and natural. you know how much i love it, and youâre so confident with itâi like you that way.â
you nod, give him a little kiss on his cheek, âmkayâ
sammy bryant sees you putting on your bikini bottoms, letting out, âthe fuck?â you pause, eyes wide as you look at him glaring, tongue in his cheek. âjesus, what sammy?â
walking over, he kneels down in front of you, putting his finger through the string to see your pussy. âwhadya do to her, baby?â you laugh a little, head back as you gasp in disbelief, âshaved! jesus i thought there was a spider behind me or something!â
leaning forward, he kisses your trimmed mound, mumbling into her, âiâm sorry, baby. iâm sorry she did this.â
grabbing his hair you giggle, shoving his face harder into your pussy, âgive her a real apology, baby. like you mean it.â
Happilymarried!Pope who makes everything a onesided competition on who treats their wife best. He just wants to brag how he kisses the ground u walk on because how are they criminals but Cath has to work at a bar??? Uh uh not Pope's wife, she's lapping up the sun by the pool in their house or busy spending his money around, not a care in the damn world hair done nails done in a cute lil car...his card has never graced the leather of his wallet cause its always in her purse
oh my gosh yes, absolutely. oh he's so husband ohhhh i'm sick!! i especially love this with ditzy, bimbo!reader <3 i got a little carried away but it's andrew so it fits! :)
everyone's at the house waiting for dinner to be made, just standing around and chatting. it's hot, bordering on nauseating humidity, and all andrew wants to do is see his pretty wife before dinner. he needs alone time, quiet time in his old room to just sit and gaze at you as you chatter.
but now? andrew's engaged in a mindless conversation with craig, hearing him drone on about his latest hook-up while he stands with his hands on his hips nervously. you're due at smurf's house at any minute, a promise you made as you laid out on the beachfront of your home, waving at andrew as he got in his truck to meet up with the boys earlier that day.
he couldn't stop himself from kissing you. he was 15 minutes late. big fuckin' deal. andrew's family knew he needed his "you time".
deran's cooking tonight, much to pope's chagrin, and the cody's are all a bit anxious to eat the food. "oh no i literally have the pizza place down the block on speed dial" j expresses in between sips of his beer, before deran angrily chimes in from inside the house "jokes on you, dickhead, i catered."
baz sits on a lounger with cath, holding her to his side as he talks to j about an upcoming job. she's sticky with bar-soda stains and exhausted with the sheer movement of a work ethic. staring down at her ring, she runs her thumb over the diamond, wondering how life could've been different. her eyes flicker over to the oldest cody, and she can remember a time when she'd always find him looking back at her. but that hasn't happened in a long time. her shoulders crack with resignation and envy.
a horn honking, a happy squeal from the driveway, and andrew's straightening up his miserable stance. the thick gummy sole of his jordans rub against the concrete as he, quite literally, walks away from craig mid conversation. "bro-" craig shrugs, turning to look at baz in confusion as baz smiles "his girls home bro, you lost him the second the tires pulled in the driveway." craig stomps into the house, but he's not really angry, never could be at pope, "fucker has super hearing, man"
andrew walks to the driveway, shoulders losing their hunch the closer he gets to your bubblegum pop music and toothy smile. it's hard for andrew to smile, he'd often tell you, late in the dark of your bedroom, "'it's like it hurts a bit. hurts my face, i guess" but right now? his smile is beaming; crooked, endearing teeth on display with a light flush. it's probably because his brothers are inside, he never liked smiling with his teeth before you.
"andy!!" you cheer, wide smile and bouncing in lightly between your left and right foot. andrew doesn't even slow his steps, just keeps trudging towards you until you're in his arms. one big hand hooked behind your head for a long, sloppy kiss. waaaay too much of a display for normal public settings. his breath hitches as your hands drag under his t-shirt, nails lightly scraping his sides.
breathing in through his nose, andrew pulls back to look down his nose at you, "missed you. where you been? how was shopping?" "good! really good andy, wanna see?" "later. lemme get a feel for you. missed you so much" with more kisses to your cheeks as he pushes the hair away from your eyes <3
when you go into the yard, you're smiling and waving at the cody's as you hang onto andrew's arm. your ring glistening in the reflection of the pool, cath can't help but swallow bitterly. andrew trails next to you, head fully turned to listen to you rant and rave about the latest sales and the cute clothing you bought for yourself and him. he looks like he could and would eat you whole at the nearest convenience. it's been years, and he still looks at you the same way.
at dinner, you sit on andrew's lap, legs swinging as you bring the fork to his mouth. craig can barely look but deran smiles into his food; it's nice to see pope happy (even if it is gross to witness at dinner). when his iced tea needs to be refilled, you lean forward over the table, his hand resting on the side of your ass to stabilize you. he's not comfy until the weight of his pretty wife is resting on his thighs.
later that night, when you are all cozy and chatting on the couch, you lift your feet into andrew's lap. he doesn't even bat an eye, moving like it's routine.... because it is. slipping off your lil platform flip flops, starting with a massage at your ankle, andrew massages your foot lovingly as he watches the conversations around him. "'s that good?" he speaks lowly to you, and you nod excitedly.
it's almost torture for cath to watch. she was on her feet for probably 9 hours today, and here you are: shiny toe ring, perfectly, freshly manicured toes. begging andrew for a massage, "think i twisted it after i ran out of victoria's secret." his voice sounds alien to her "'s no good baby, gotta watch your step, we talked about this" soooo husbandly and earnest.
young jack abbot whoâs your best friendâs older brotherâŚ
fem!reader (âgirlâ, described as being girly)
not that theyâre necessarily close, but jack is always concerned about his younger sister and the friends that might be a bad influence on her. itâs parties every weekend, staying out late on school nights, and the over-use of the abbot residence for your group. he was sick of it.
Contemplating prejac!pope on this fine afternoonâŚthat man could get off just having his girl sit in his lap while they make out and YES he would whimper about it. Luckily his girl thinks itâs the hottest thing in the world
YESSSSSS! need that boy cookie so bad.
MDNI - 18+
CONTENTS: andrew "pope" cody x f! reader, smut, prejac! pope, slight foot fetish mention
ËËđ˘Ö´ŕťâ prejac! pope... who would pull you into his lap while watching a movie and slowly rut and grind his hips into you. you wouldn't even notice as you focused on the television. you'd feel the wetness pool against your center.
"pope, did you-" "m'sorry"
ËËđ˘Ö´ŕťâ prejac! pope... who would be sucking and lapping at your center while he pumped his fingers in and out of your entrance. you'd beg for his cock to stretch your insides, you would pull yourself to where your frame would be propped on your elbows. he'd be oh so embarrassed as you looked at the wet spot in his boxers.
ËËđ˘Ö´ŕťâ prejac! pope... who would hug you from behind while you made dinner, kissing and nibbling at his shoulder. he would press his junk into your hips, sometimes digging into your ass. he'd feel his cum spill into his boxers as you plated his meal.
ËËđ˘Ö´ŕťâ prejac! pope... who would have a hold on your thigh during a family meeting about the latest job. sometimes you'd pull your foot and drag it across his length, making his cock jerk and place hot spurts in his pants.
maybe iâm too overly freaked out but the idea of sniffing sammyâs pits after his shift sounds heavenly to me (frankly jack too)
like the smell of his deodorant mixed with their natural musk and sweat really does something for me.
ugh sniffing Sammyâs pits and kissing/licking his chest while stoking his cock is like the ultimate fantasy.
this all came to mind after seeing Sammyâs pits in the episode where he takes off his shirt after shooting the dog.
im the biggest pitt sniffer their is also Shawn just gets. so sweaty in his productions and I looove that like come home to me please and let me wring out your sweaty clothes into my mouth. Sammy being all, "baby, that's so gross..I probably stink.." uhh idc take off your goddamn shirt boy!!
âhooking up regularly with elvis but not letting him tell any of his friends because thatâd be bad for your reputation (heâs a loser)â
please please pleaseeeee can we have some more thoughts on this cause youâve awoken something in me now
IN THE SHADOWS
PAIRING ⊠elvis schmidt x reader
WC ⊠8k
SUMMARY ⊠Elvis knows heâs a fool for obsessing over the rich girl from high school but he canât help but think itâs fate when he runs into you again.
AUTHORS NOTE ⊠this had a whole different ending that involved johnny and reader offering to pay off his debt and blah blah blah but it was meant to be a drabble and clearly was getting a life of its own lol so i ended it early and left it open to interpretation NOT PROOFREAD
WARNINGS ⊠idk if it even needs to be said but i obviously donât condone the real life story this movie is based off. this is my own interpretation of elvis who is clearly alot less extreme than the version we see and the events of the movie DONT happen in this fics universe. reader is slightly awful sorry
hey siri, play Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter
pope n his girl be stimming tg. up in his room hooting n hollering. making all types of noises.
this made me giggle
đTags/Warningsđ: fluff, Worried!Pope, Lena and Pope cuteness ( do not separate𼚠), AU where Pope has full custody of Lena ( and nothing bad happens ever⌠), not just friends/not yet lovers trope
đPlotđ: Lenaâs feelin sick, Pope needs Y/Nâs helpâŚ
đCharactersđ: Andrew âPopeâ Cody x Fem!Reader
đTitleđ: Sick Days
đA/Nđ: based off of this request -> âI love Pope with Lena, there aren't many fics with them. ( only if their dynamic is something you want to write about) can do x reader tooâ oh honey, Pope and Lena are on my mind 24/7 lol! Hope you like it!
((Requests are ALWAYS open))
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Warning: slight NFSW
Hockey player! Andrew Cody x reader
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Youâre typically good at making sure you donât leave your stuff laying around Smurfs house.
If you do itâs only a jacket left on the couch or a pair of shoes taken off at the sliding door. You knew Andrew hated mess so you always tried your best never to leave one for him.
Recently when you started reading more, somewhere in the house you could always be found with a book in your hands silently reading to yourself. Andrew knew that you enjoyed reading but in the last week he hasnât even gotten you all to himself unless it was going to sleep.
He wasnât going to admit it but he was jealous of fucking books. Words on paper had more of your attention than he did.
It wasnât until you left it sitting on the kitchen table did he finally understand why it had you in a trance. He was just going to pick it up and put it back in his room for you for later, but instead he let the curious side of him win choosing to take a peak.
The page you left off on had his jaw slacked, he knew you were a dirty girl but this just left out for anyone to grab would let them know too.
It was funny to him that it was a hockey book based off of the summary on the back he had to instantly read before taking in more of the story you had gotten too.
Smirking to himself Andrew just continued to read making sure to leave your book mark on the original page because god knows he doesnât want to face your wrath for that.
Making his way to his room, He lost track of time. He finally understood why this has held your attention.
It was captivating and fucking hot.
It was 5pm by the time you got to the house it was basically home at this point. You opened the gate to pool entrance and head towards the sliding door.
No one else besides Andrew is home you can tell from the truck being the only vehicle in the driveway, so you announce yourself before continuing to walk in the whole way.
He doesnât reply though, it isnât till you reach his door do you realize why.
Sitting back on his bed Andrew is engrossed by your book. Your book. The one you left by mistake in the kitchen.
Walking in to the room he doesnât even acknowledge you at first he just continues to read. Itâs evident that the book is doing something to him based off of the buldge that has formed in his jeans.
And that image does something for you. Slowly walking over to where your boyfriend sits you slide the book out of his hands.
He doesnât argue just stares at your face before breaking out into a goofy smile and just like you thought the teasing begins.
You try to look away from him as you put the book on the side table, but Andrew has other plans.
He pulls you over into him and on his lap. Embarrassed you head finds its way to the crook of his neck mumbling words he canât figure out. Andrew doesnât want you to feel this though he wants to make you feel how the girl in the book was feeling. So he grabs your hips and grinds you down on his hardening member.
This was the start to the best sex of your entire life and it was all thanks to a smutty romance book.
Andrew would never admit it but he is very glad you left it.
i love these! give me more young!pope people!