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Husband!Andrew Cody who sets it in stone in your house that Sundays are for cleaning.
MDNI 18+
He's pounding on your kids doors, waking them up while holding a dirty laundry basket. "Hey get up! Help your momma clean this house." He's shouting at the closed doors.
You're smiling, wiping down a counter as a fall breeze floats through an open window. Soft halloween beats playing from your TV in the living room. Andrew's kissing your cheek in passing on his way to the laundry room.
Your kids emerge sleepily from their rooms, groaning and sitting at the island where you put plates of breakfast in front of them. Andrew comes back and you pop a strawberry into his mouth before he kisses you.
Your kids groan and whine with a couple "gross"s and that only makes you kiss him harder and they groan again, making you pull away giggling. It smells like pumpkin candle you have burning in your living room all through the house.
He smiles and stands behind you as you watch them eat and talk about their Saturday nights. Your husband cages you in from behind hands setting against the marble of the island as he leans his chin on your shoulder, listening in too.
"You" he points to your son, "are gonna vacuum the living room after you eat, and you", he points to your twin daughter, "are gonna mop this kitchen after you eat, hm?" He rounds the island, grabbing the sides of both their heads and kissing them before nodding towards your shared bedroom.
You pour them some orange juice and then follow him. He pulls you in, closes the door and presses you against it, kissing your neck. "Andrew" you giggle, hands landing on his shoulders, he grunts into your neck.
"Love you s' much." He says lowly, nipping at your earlobe. "Love the life we've built." You swallow thickly pulling back and cupping his face in your hands. "I love you too" you frown in adoration, pecking him on the lips.
He growls and picks you up by the bottom of your thighs, and laying you back against the bed as you giggle kissing him. He crawls over you just as you hear the vacuum start in the living room.
omgggg the life he deserved
watching brainrot tiktoks before bed and Jack heard and the er has to suffer hearing him go “can you stop being a useless chud”
you guys have to stop being so funny omfg
"nightcrawlers PLEASE lock in"
"fuck my stupid fucking chungus attending life"
"i need you to be chart chart chart sahur right now"
snowed in
word count: 8.1k
summary: you hated jack, and you were positive he hated you too. two broken down cars and one blizzard bring the truth to the surface.
warnings: no age gap :(, med student!jack and med student!reader, I'm imagining they're both 26 and in the last year of med school, forced proximity, one sided e2l, there's only one bed! oh no!, cuddle or die, jack is kind of a dick , reader thinks jack is gonna kill her, don't worry he's just hopelessly in love, jack calls reader a bitch, love confessions, getting together, wearing jack's clothes, spooning, grinding, fingering, kissing, hickies, accidental somnophilia, dry humping, unprotected sex, big dick jack, belly bulge, creampie, mating press, sex in a strangers home
author's note: idfk what time period this is set in, im just here to sexualize this man
we're playing fast and loose with how both med school works and jack lore. I'm back to spreading my 'jacks legal first name is John' agenda. also, I barely know how undergrad works, since I am a drop out! suspend your disbelief, my more educated mutuals
why yes!
do u think sammy would like being called "bunny"?? i feel like he would be a little confused at first, but he's sooo bunny adjacent (coming from your zootopia post LOL)
hehehe YES. that's officer bunny to you!
the first time it happens is when sammy's laying on your chest, and you have his face in your hands. he leans his head into one of your palms, and lets his eyes flutter shut, nose twitching. you can't help but coo, "baby, you look just like a bunny right now!"
his eyes fly open and he's stuttering: "d-do i? what? babe, no, i'm a grown man..." he's trying sooo hard to beat the allegations, but his words come out a little smushed from where his chubby cheeks are pressed into your hands.
and when you start petting his hair and you whisper, "do you like this, bunny?" sammy's a goner. he breathes out a pitiful "yeah..." and melts into your touch <3
pope cody and his weird girlfriend (match made in heaven)
• no one in the family knows how the two of you met, or when either of you got together, you just kinda showed up one day and didn’t leave…
• you hardly ever smiled, unless it was to pope (who you lovingly called andrew) and even then it was tiny smiles.
• everytime craig or baz would try and mess around with you, all they’d get back was a big eyed stare that would creep them out and they’d back off (pope secretly thinks it’s funny)
• one day craig and deran came home to the two of you taking over the living room. pope was sitting on the couch, nature documentary on, and you were sat on the floor between his feet. a gathering of tools sat neatly around you on the coffee table as you held a dead butterfly, carefully pinning its wings to some styrofoam
“what the fuck is that?” craig furrowed his brow as he came over, looking down over your shoulder at what you were doing. “entomology.” pope muttered, glancing down to see you hyper focused on pinning the orange insect down. craig looked even more confused, looking for deran but not finding him anywhere.
“bug taxidermy.” you said monotonously, taking pins between your fingers and pressing the sharp edge down into the pieces of parchment you had covered the wings with. “found her in the flower bed.”
“uh… nice.” craig rushed out of the living room and went to hide with deran.
• pope and his weird girlfriend that communicate through looks and grunts, no words spoken between them whatsoever some days
• the two of you don’t really sleep… up at odd hours of the night… sometimes just wondering around in the dark… you often scare the other members of the house if they are up only to see you, or pope, or the both of you just standing there (you think it’s funny)
• you also have ocd just like your boyfriend, things have to be a certain way… your way. and sometimes that leads to you and pope having little arguments about how things should be placed/ how things should be done, but your little spats never last long
• craig and deran had stopped by your house exactly one time looking for pope bc they hadn’t seen him in days and wanted to make sure he was still alive…. let’s just say they never came back after seeing creepy taxidermy animals all over the place (it didn’t help that you were brushing your raccoon lamp, its beady little eyes staring right into their souls)
• you often like to scare baz bc he’s an absolute dickhead to women and his own daughter,, so sometimes you just randomly show up at his house (he doesn’t even know how you got his address), creepily sit in the corner of lena’s room while she plays and stare at him, or come up behind him when he’s least expecting it, or just saying some odd shit to weird him out
• craig and deran like you surprisingly, you remind them so much of their older brother in certain aspects and they think the two of you are a match made in… they don’t know where, not heaven or hell, perhaps somewhere in between… baz doesn’t like you too much (and part of it’s bc he can’t charm you like he can with other women) plus he thinks your creepy. j knows to keep his distance, but whenever nicky’s around she thinks you’re odd, but cool
• pope and his weird girlfriend that like to sleep naked sometimes and not for any sexual reasons (well only sometimes lol) but for skin to skin contact, wanting to be as close together as possible (you want to be so close to him that you nearly constrict around him like a snake and your nails dig into his back but he doesn’t mind)
• the other family members often find the two of you just staring at one another. like a silent conversation was flowing between the two of you. then you’d smile, laugh softly like he had said something funny (the others are soooo confused by your dynamic)
• pope and his weird girlfriend that shockingly go crazy in the bedroom since they’re so quiet and monotone everywhere else,,, craig had only found out when he went snooping in their room only to find a pair of black fuzzy handcuffs stuffed in a drawer next to their bed and was like ‘??? what the fuck???’ and ran to tell deran who didn’t want to hear a thing about it
• you have a thing with bugs and other sorts of creepy crawlies. you will catch every single moth that flies into the house, attracted by the light over the island in the kitchen, pope will even lift you so you can grab them and put them back outside. you obviously don’t care to pick up dead bugs. you tease pope sometimes with the worms you pick up from the flower beds.
you once came up behind craig, saying ‘i have something for you’ only for him to nearly jump a hundred feet in the air when he seen the giant wolf spider that took over your whole palm. you gave him a little smirk as he flipped out, finding it hilarious
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i will be making a part twoooowoowooo
as long as the big sad doesn’t get me
sammy bryant the type of guy to want to dress up as nick wilde and judy hopps from zootopia for halloween. i'll do it... but only if he's judy. he's the cop, after all, it just makes more sense! and he has that twitchy little nose. put on the ears bunny boy 😛
Sticky sweet
Summary: If Jenny was it for David, what were you doing, making him feel special at a party?
Pairing: david klein (tangled 2001) x fem!reader
Contains: meetcute, fluff, implication of sex (no smut), both in college!, barely follows tangled plot canon, reader described as somewhat feminine, no use of y/n
Word Count: 4.3k
Note: barely proofread... this is just a self-indulgent hatosypilled pleasure write lolll hope u enjoy if anyone finds this
Like any other Friday night, David followed Jenny to a party.
A recent development of hers was joining the college radio. She wasn’t really into music, at least not like that. Some guy she was seeing supposedly invited them, Gus or something. Jenny took extra time getting ready for some reason. She insisted that it wasn’t a date (hence David’s presence), but David was immediately forgotten when they entered the small apartment.
was listening to this and thought about andrew who literally can’t pull himself away from your pussy. (Nsfw)
the noises you’re making, his brothers’ might aswell think he’s killing you. Your fingernails nearly tearing the sheets, he doesn’t even know how good he is at this. Just lapping at your cunt like you were his first good meal straight out of prison.
“baby- ‘m sorry, ‘m sorry… it’s jus’ so good, please? Yeah?” he can’t stop.
Andrew doesn’t know why. He never did drugs, never had that kind of euphoria after a hit. But with his head between your thighs? He’d be willing to bet that it’d be the exact same kind.
Your taste lingers on his tongue and even when you’re about to pass out, he keeps going ‘n going. There’s even a damp spot on the edge of the bed from where his hips were rutting. He was so, so fucking close.
It was pathetic… Really, really pathetic. But you? You thought it was the hottest thing to grace this earth.
a/n THE ONLY MAN EVEEEEER <3
nsfw
andrew cody who inspects your pussy after having sex
He’s just so fascinated. He did this to you, he ruined you like this. Watching his cum ooze out of your abused cunt, he’s laser focused. Your sides all bruised w/ his handprints.
he was clinging onto you the entire time, groaning and whining about how good you felt. How tight, how perfect you squeezed his cock. His eyes glued to the space between you as he slammed in ‘n out.
he genuinely can’t believe you let him do this to you.
his fingers would spread your folds apart, looking at your fluttering hole in awe while you lay above him all sweaty ‘n disheveled.
its genuinely a fucking sight.
a/n i dont know what got into me somebody probably wrote this before but idk.
thinking thoughts about this picture...
Thinking about how the Cody boys notice the new girl at one of their parties. and they all try their charms on you.
Baz is first, offering to get you a drink. You shake your head. Not interested. You're not stupid, know he has a girlfriend. You have no interest in being the other woman.
Craig tries to impress you by jumping off the roof and into the pool. You frown as his entrance causes the pool water to splash onto your new bikini. You just roll you eyes and smooth your hair down.
Even J tries. He's way too young for you. Still got his baby face.
The boys are confused. This has never happened before. All of them getting turned down. How the fuck did this pretty little thing even know to come to the party if you're not trying to hook up with one of them.
They watch from the kitchen as you finally stand up from the sun lounger. Watch the soft bounce of your breasts against your bikini as you walk into the house. You suck in your lower lip before your whole face lights up. You all but run into the den where the eldest Cody boy is sitting nursing a whiskey.
Pope's arm is stretched across the back of the couch. You curl your whole body into him, pulling your feet under you as you cuddle into him. You stretch up to kiss him before resting your head on his chest. His hand moves then to wrap around you, slowly dragging his fingers up and down your arm.
The brother who Baz had snarled that no one would have a kid with. The brother they all thought was just a bit off-kilter. The brother they all thought would never get a woman to dote on him.
Well here he sits with the girl they all want draped around him.
hatosy nation helppp i swear i saw a jack abbot portal pussy fic or blur or something a few weeks ago and i saved it for later but now i can’t find it pls help 🙏
non-apocalyptic world where everything's alright and there's no nasty walkers around. where daryl lives in a little creaky cabin with his younger, sweetheart girlfriend in the middle of nowhere ngghhh.
you wake up before him almost every morning, and quietly pull one of his button-downs over your tiny pink sleep shorts before padding barefoot across the creaky floorboards to make coffee. and then he'll slowly wake up after you and go smoke a cigarette beside you through the cracked kitchen window. and its always cold in that damp woodsy way, so he'll grab a blanket or a big jacket and wrap it around you as the morning fog rolls in.
the age difference is obvious in the strangest little ways. you're always leaving old magazines and sweet lip balms all over the cabin while he leaves hunting knives on counters and muddy boots by the door. and there's always animals wandering by, like possums and deer!
and you're constantly horny, always feining over daryl in some way. you're in a tiny lace camisole while he's gutting fish, and you're just watching, rubbing your thighs at his focused expression. or maybe when he's shaving in the bathroom and you're sitting on the tiny countertop swinging your legs back and forth, tugging him closer once he's finished.
sometimes you'll be in the woods, probably barefoot, wandering with daryl and you get extremely needy out of nowhere. and he just eyes you before pushing you up against a tree and shoving your cami up above your tits and attaching his mouth to one while you wrap your legs around his waist with soft moans, only the birds and bugs able to hear.
NEED THAT!!
anon!! this dynamic seems to be a hit and i can see why, it's so cutieee!! :D//
I just love the thought of pope and a polar opposite girlfriend , like just imagine them with their own cute little cottage on land they purchased. And they have a farm life 🥹 cattle and sheep and chickens, maybe even crops
(Pope yearns for the simple life I know it)
WAIT this is so cutie!! thank you for the request, lovely!! <333
i'll be honest, i don't really have the first clue about how to run a farm or take care of livestock, so this might be a bit rough LMAO
minors do not interact - 18+
cw: last three are smutty, mentions of sex, semi-public sex
❀ popey absolutely loves the house that you picked out, the cute little cottage with plenty of land that gave the ultimate feeling of privacy
❀ it took a lot of convincing for him to let you take over with watering the crops and taking care of them as the seasons changed. it wasn't that he didn't think you could do it, he just hated the thought of you getting hurt messing around on all that big equipment
❀ so while you handled the crops, he handled the animals. you two weren't necessarily raising the animals for profit, per your request. instead, you sold your crops at the local market to make extra cash. obviously, he made more than enough money to keep you both comfortable for a long time to come
❀ you were also very friendly with the neighbors. pope would always walk you to the folks next door as you hand-delivered some new dessert that you wanted to make. he always watched on with a soft smile on his face as he saw you light up when they accepted your thoughtful treats
❀ you two shared cooking duties most of the time, but he learned to back off when you scolded him for working too hard. you were fine with cooking because you liked doing it, not because you felt obligated to
let's add a lot little more spice >:3
❀ the ample land meant that you two never had to be quiet in bed. there was never anyone around to hear the way his name bounced off the walls all night long
❀ there were also countless times where you may or may not have found yourself riding him as he sat on one of the rocking chairs on the front porch
❀ if you ever asked to sit in his truck bed and watch the sunset, or go stargazing, you were never leaving it untouched or un-fucked :p
divider creds: @/nuribun
#know your fandom history
Sammy wearing his glasses while he pounds into you in missionary.
Sammy doesn’t usually like to wear his glasses. They make him feel like a dork. He hates them with a passion. That’s why he’s always wearing contacts.
But one afternoon the two of you are at home. He’s sitting on the couch, reviewing paperwork in one of those obnoxious yellow folders. You’ve been trying to drag him away from his work all night, but he just won’t budge.
So you left him to his own devices and went off to the kitchen to tidy up the rest of the dishes. He’s been looking at that case file for an hour now. It’s agitating when he doesn’t give you attention. You always drop whatever you’re doing right then and there for him. (Not that he usually doesn’t do the same) He’s just not doing it right now.
And you’re desperate for his attention. You’ve been rubbing your thighs together ever since he put those lenses on his face. So you’ve about had it.
Walking over to him and standing in between his knees while you take the file from his hands and toss it on the coffee table. He sighs and looks up at you and goes to take his glasses e but you immediately stop him, almost shrieking and swatting his hands away.
“No, no. You look so handsome with them on.”
Yell in that case… you get whatever you want. You smile as his hands drop then he leans forward to place his hands on your legs in front of him.
“Okay.” He huffs out
His heart drops, as he sees the state of you
you’ve got wide eyes, as you try and pull him up from his arm.
“Oh, bunny…” he sounds so empathetic for you because you look so desperate and pathetic with your wide eyes batting up at him
he sighs, then stands up letting you drag him to the bedroom, you’ve got him on his back and you’re pulling his belt and pants off. Kind of refreshing to be in change of him.
“h-hey… what-“
He cuts himself off and quickly. lifts his hips up for you. You’re already naked by some miracle and sliding yourself on top of him. Starting down at his glasses with a smile. He chuckles and mid-chuckle your sliding him into you and his breath hitches as his eyes widen from the surprise that is quickly changed with a groan as you move your hips up and down
Before long he’s flipping the two of you over, and fucking into you like there’s no tomorrow. Loud, ungodly noises from the way his hips buck into your cunt, his hands gripping your sides to hold you in place, his glasses moving with each thrust.
He’s got his mouth close to yours as he kisses your cheek
“this okay? Yeah? You’re not uncomf-”
“I’m gonna cum… Sammy, can I cum?”
He nods quickly
“Yeah, of course bunny.”
You’re coming all over his cock. Coating his pelvis and everywhere possibly in that sticky white substance and huffing as your stomach feels utterly relieved
He rolls the two of you to the side and you curl into his chest as he runs a hand over your head, and kisses your forehead.
“I think we need to do that again.”
He quirks an eyebrow at your sentence, and you just frown
“you didn’t cum.”
he chuckles and then rolls the two of you back over…
Ugh… I got lazy towards the end… Also I didn’t proofread… yikes!! Always love you lots and lots like polka dots!!
18+ MDNI | cw: stepcest, dubcon
this is soooo stepdad!jack abbot who goes camping with your family and sneaks into your tent at night cause he knows you're scared of the dark and doesn't want you to sleep alone
he invites himself into your sleeping bag and presses up close to you "for body heat, baby," promising to protect you from the wolves and bears outside while he ruts against your ass :(
his hand is clamped tight over your mouth to keep you quiet cause everyone else is sleeping!! and loud noises attract all kinds of trouble in the woods. so you should definitely let your stepdad do whatever it takes to keep you safe, including marking you with his cum so all the scary animals know you're taken <3