evilmare @ money.shop

[evilmare]

Just got done talking with archeops. Depressing stuff. You can really tell the guy's at <50% hp these days.

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petplay? uh, yeah, I sure hope it does

[evilmare]

hey I just saw your tomodachi life island... have you been feeding your pomni? she looks hungry. I just don't want her to amazing digital starve.

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how are some of you finding these posts. girl that blog has been deactivated since at least like 2016

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nobody likes your "cursed boner" technique girl put that thing away

[evilmare]

"she say 'do you basics' I tell her 'only baldi' I only love my ruler, my notebooks, I'm sorry" - bald drake

[evilmare]

my most favorite of all time is typing something really long into discord and then hitting the classic ctrl a + backspace. message aborted before it could see the world (the world being #yuck-or-yum)

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my doctor just told me I'm going to be a snail in my next life. Jokes on her, though, because guess who just partook of the immortal fruit? Yup: I'm gonna live forever + no snail world for me.

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My MLP mythbusters au. MLP isn't real in this universe they just know about it.

JAMIE: So - so it's hard to know exactly how we're gonna recreate this, right? It's not like we can find anypony from equestria

ADAM: Or so we thought.

JAMIE: Right, we forgot about fictives.

ADAM: So what we have here is six fictives, one for each of the mane six, you know them. The rainbow dash fictive is actually part of a system with a few others, but we have confirmation that if she ever stops fronting during the experiment, we put everything on hold. We have her on radio.

JAMIE: And the twilight fictive-

ADAM: Is a unicorn, yes, we made sure that's all accurate. No nightmare moon fictives responded to our calls, so we just have a dummy here, ballistic gel, all standard. We've scattered firearms, explosives, implements of destruction all around this abandoned castle here. That's our best substitute for magic. When Jamie blows the whistle, it's go time, and then we'll see if the mane 6 really could defeat nightmare moon after all.

JAMIE: I'll tell you, I'm very excited about this one. I watched mlp as it was coming out, and it was really great stuff. You know, fingers crossed, I hope we don't bust a myth here today.