Friend can we get some lance headcannons?
friend u can ALWAYS get some lance headcanons
(please send me more messages like these bc i Love)
lance: [sits up in bed covered in cold sweat] / lance: i left my bagel bites in the garrison microwave
“lance are you crying” / “my eyes are sweating stop interrupting their workout”
has tried to arm wrestle everybody on the castle and lost every single time
followed shiro around for an entire week once trying to find out how he does his eyeliner
he gets stuck in the healing pods four more times after that incident with the galra crystal & allura eventually sets notifications to alert her whenever lance is anywhere near the med bay
is really, terrifyingly, uncannily good at keeping time
“lance it was four years ago can we let it go” / lance: lol i think you mean 3 years, 321 days, 5 hours, and 41 seconds ago / …. / lance: but okay yeah sure
has tried to flirt his way out of captivity on multiple occasions
[guards break into control room] / lance, leaning awkwardly against console: “so,, uh. you guys come here often??/?”
[knocks out enemy from behind]: “surprise bitch”
hunk, opening door: h-hey shiro, how can i help you? / shiro: have you seen lance? / lance: [visibly flinging himself across the room onto the bed] / hunk, closing door slightly: uh you know what? ,, u just missed him
lance: u know what keeps me up at night? / [deep sigh]: “what lance” / lance: the possibility of not being fergilicious enough to make them boys go loco
[galra fleet chasing after voltron] / lance, singing nervously: “mY MIL KshAKE BrINgS ALL ThE BoYS TO tHE YaRD”
lance: if i ate myself would i be twice as big or disappear completely / “lance it’s 3am go to bed”
lance: [fucks up] / lance: please don’t meme this
[zarkon appears] / lance: who is she
lance: do u ever irrationally despise shiro’s biceps
“nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go-” / [pidge and keith activating bayards] / [high pitched screaming]
“i don’t sing in the shower ,, i perform”