opossum protector 💖

☆steph☆21 going on 47☆insta: possumprotector☆canada☆

[k-eke]

LET ME PLAY!!!!

[girlzero]

i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

[synthy-naiyah]

"Do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis or geegnis is vagengi. Want big boober or tiddied explode of [reverberating] fuck."

"Introducing H R T. Destosteroast. Estrager. Whendsforiain't forya."

[evilscheme]

currently addicted to r/TVTooHigh

[seabassapologist]

[adamsmasher]

[pointnclick]

your message “i’m gonna getcha! i’m gonna getcha!” has been removed for violating Twitter’s terms of service (threats of violence)

[greelin]

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

[greelin]

didn’t say his name, but you thought of him❤️

[real-horse-facts]

the more I think about it the more I realize that those little girls that are obsessed with dragons are just horse girls that wanted an animal less likely to injure them

[copperbadge]

"less likely" swept me to the floor

[vroomgogh]

please accept these

[everyteenager4free1]

[montereybayaquarium]

It’s fried egg, fried egg, gotta get down on fried eggs—but only if you’re a sea turtle or an ocean sunfish! This gelatinous sunny-side-up critter is the egg yolk jelly (Phacellophora camtschatica). If you scramble out to Monterey Bay, you may catch a glimpse of these eggsellent drifters floating in the waves.

[wizardsisananimal]

do you ever dream of wizards

[wizardonline]

i dream of electric wizards unfortunately

[wizardsisananimal]

that'll have to do

image: photo of train tracks with trees in the background and a glowing blue sphere of light hovering over the tracks. a white, 3 legged animal with a hairy back leg and simple smiley face, known as a wizard, wears a witch hat, stands by the orb looking directly at the camera. end ID.

[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

[funnytwittertweets]

[computationalcalculator]

[ripempezardexerox]

[kendallspussy]

im literally going to kill myself

[thedorkdionysia]

WHERE'S THAT FUCKING POST ABOUT THIS

[thedorkdionysia]

[thedorkdionysia]

I'M GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING ASS, DODGEBALL BOY

[huffylemon]

I love this so much

[dimpledthings]

everyone is strange, and being passionate is attractive. don’t be afraid to be who are enjoy life that way you want to

[honeysweetbabyfrisk]

i know we say kindness is easy and free a lot on here but like shout out to the people its really hard for. whether you werent shown enough kindness and now youre trying to figure out what it looks like, or you have a disorder that makes valuing other people something that doesnt come naturally to you, or youre choosing to be kind to people you really dont like or who have been cruel to you, or youre still figuring out your boundaries and you dont know where the line between kindness and being a doormat is yet. i see you. i love you. thank you for choosing kindness anyway