Goddess of stupid

Wisdom? Don't know her.

[evilnayru]

Wisdom is useless

I have adopted @shadow-but-bright @evil-tatl @evilskullkidd @evil-tael and @evilevilwild!! 🙌🙌

Its coming.

[evilnayru]

Who would like to be adopted?!

[evilevilwild]

Hi. I do.

[evilnayru]

Well, hello my child! Welcome to the family!

[evilnayru]

If Johnny has 6x3 bottles of dish soap, how many bottles of dish soap does he have?

DONT JUDGE HIS DISH SOAP

[evilnayru]

Who would like to be adopted?!

[evilskullkidd]

me me! I want to be evilly adopted! :D

[evilnayru]

welcome to the family, my child:D

[evil-faroreee]

…

um…

hello?

sorry I’m just a-

a little scared um

hi.

[evilnayru]

Do you remember what 1+0 is

I tried to count but i cant go that high

My bad

[evilnayru]

I’ve made a friend!!! Are you proud of me parental unit evil Nayru?? (^^❀*

-@shadow-but-bright

Great job!! I'm proud of you, my child🫶

[evilnayru]

Who would like to be adopted?!

[evilnayru]

If we bonk you on the had maybe we can reset that head of yours

-@evill-din

What head? I am a woman y'know

Wait

[evill-din]

it won’t hurt a bit I promise…

[evilnayru]

Hm. Try it!

[evill-din]

*bonks you on the head with rod of seasons*

[evilnayru]

AYE! Heyyy that was me-

Incredibly disrespectful throughout a multitude of aspects.

Huh. That was weird!

[evill-din]

it seems my suspicions were correct.

[evilnayru]

welp, thats odd! Anyway I'm back to normal now:D

[evill-din]

it appears that not even by divine intervention your stupidity can be cured

[evilnayru]

huh. Weird! *Skips away* LA LA LA! LALALA LA! LA LA LA, LA!

[evilnayru]

If we bonk you on the had maybe we can reset that head of yours

-@evill-din

What head? I am a woman y'know

Wait

[evill-din]

it won’t hurt a bit I promise…

[evilnayru]

Hm. Try it!

[evill-din]

*bonks you on the head with rod of seasons*

[evilnayru]

AYE! Heyyy that was me-

Incredibly disrespectful throughout a multitude of aspects.

Huh. That was weird!

[evill-din]

it seems my suspicions were correct.

[evilnayru]

welp, thats odd! Anyway I'm back to normal now:D

[evilnayru]

If we bonk you on the had maybe we can reset that head of yours

-@evill-din

What head? I am a woman y'know

Wait

[evill-din]

it won’t hurt a bit I promise…

[evilnayru]

Hm. Try it!

[evill-din]

*bonks you on the head with rod of seasons*

[evilnayru]

AYE! Heyyy that was me-

Incredibly disrespectful throughout a multitude of aspects.

Huh. That was weird!

[evilnayru]

If we bonk you on the had maybe we can reset that head of yours

-@evill-din

What head? I am a woman y'know

Wait

[evill-din]

it won’t hurt a bit I promise…

[evilnayru]

Hm. Try it!

[evilnayru]

If we bonk you on the had maybe we can reset that head of yours

-@evill-din

What head? I am a woman y'know

Wait

[evilnayru]

Do you have any important life knowledge about how to convert good guys to the Evil side

-@evil-queen-sonia

poison them, kidnap them, and convert them:3

[evilnayru]

Hello!!!

What is 2+2??? Very important question!!! -@shadow-but-bright

82 because the sky is the ocean and if your favorite number in the alphabet is purple and your second cousin thrice removed Jimmy jumped out of a plane into the Earth's core you're 5 years old.

[shadow-but-bright]

Oh, right!! I totally forgot, thank you!!

Are you interested in becoming a maternal parental unit by chance???

[evilnayru]

ah, yes, ofc🙌

I am indeed interested! I'm willing to split custody as well...

[shadow-but-bright]

Okay, you’re part of my parental unit collection now!! I have four others!!

[evilnayru]

great! Maybe I'll collect children...

[shadow-but-bright]

My very first maternal parental unit does that too!!! You could be good friends!!!

@evil-malonnnn, look!! Another child collector!!!

[evil-malonnnn]

Oo, I can see us getting along evilly.

[evilnayru]

evil! Now, I must collect more children...

[evilnayru]

Hello!!!

What is 2+2??? Very important question!!! -@shadow-but-bright

82 because the sky is the ocean and if your favorite number in the alphabet is purple and your second cousin thrice removed Jimmy jumped out of a plane into the Earth's core you're 5 years old.

[shadow-but-bright]

Oh, right!! I totally forgot, thank you!!

Are you interested in becoming a maternal parental unit by chance???

[evilnayru]

ah, yes, ofc🙌

I am indeed interested! I'm willing to split custody as well...

[shadow-but-bright]

Okay, you’re part of my parental unit collection now!! I have four others!!

[evilnayru]

great! Maybe I'll collect children...

[shadow-but-bright]

My very first maternal parental unit does that too!!! You could be good friends!!!

@evil-malonnnn, look!! Another child collector!!!

[evilnayru]

Interesting! Perhaps we could haha

[evilnayru]

Hello!!!

What is 2+2??? Very important question!!! -@shadow-but-bright

82 because the sky is the ocean and if your favorite number in the alphabet is purple and your second cousin thrice removed Jimmy jumped out of a plane into the Earth's core you're 5 years old.

[shadow-but-bright]

Oh, right!! I totally forgot, thank you!!

Are you interested in becoming a maternal parental unit by chance???

[evilnayru]

ah, yes, ofc🙌

I am indeed interested! I'm willing to split custody as well...

[shadow-but-bright]

Okay, you’re part of my parental unit collection now!! I have four others!!

[evilnayru]

great! Maybe I'll collect children...

[evilnayru]

Hello!!!

What is 2+2??? Very important question!!! -@shadow-but-bright

82 because the sky is the ocean and if your favorite number in the alphabet is purple and your second cousin thrice removed Jimmy jumped out of a plane into the Earth's core you're 5 years old.

[shadow-but-bright]

Oh, right!! I totally forgot, thank you!!

Are you interested in becoming a maternal parental unit by chance???

[evilnayru]

ah, yes, ofc🙌

I am indeed interested! I'm willing to split custody as well...