▷ THE PERFECT CRIME.

indie james moriarty ✜ fate grand order ✜  dash-only ✜ followed from @endsavior

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burdensword‌.

              【♛】——   ❝   Old man, you need to learn our bodies aren’t similar to humans. If they were…my body would have gained enough weight to be considered unhealthy. Still, your humor amuses me faintly and for that I won’t suddenly give your heart a reason to go into cardiac arrest. Try not to insult my meal next time, okay?   ❞

    ❛ EVEN in a servant’s eyes, that amount of food is quite TERRIFYING ! But I will happily refrain from insulting your meal any further. I certainly would like to live another day longer after all ... ❜ And that was a threat to be WARY of, seeing as she was a woman who wasn’t afraid to bare and sink her fangs. He still had an ABUNDANCE of EVIL acts that had yet to be committed he couldn’t lose it all here !   

    ❛ Hm, hm. By the way, did that Red Archer cook up that bucket of fried chicken for you ? I’m surprised you managed to acquire such a snack at this hour. ❜

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@burdensword || one-liner. (accepting.)

      ❛ THAT portion of fried chicken is quite STARTLING ... it’s making my poor old heart go into cardiac arrest just looking at it. ❜ 

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     ALRIGHT, like this post for a one-liner from grandpa ! Mutuals only and multimuses, do comment with your muse below !

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when is Professor M going to adopt another child

     ❛ YOU speak as though I haven’t already adopted another child ! I have already taken @nurseryrhymed into my care ! Isn’t she the most adorable little thing ? Of course with the low, low price of calling me papa, I’ll consider adopting you ! ❜

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beannaiithe‌.

“they… do not mean that in a parental way. besides I believe they now use a new form of greeting called dabbing.”

     ❛ HM ! Children have become rather SHAMELESS these days, haven’t they ? ❜ Not that this criminal had a right to talk about modesty. ❛ Dabbing ? That’s by far the strangest terms I’ve ever heard ! Do enlighten me. ❜

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!

      ❛ THAT’S quite the deduction, Sherlock ! Who would’ve guessed ? ❜  

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@beannaiithe replied to your post “     ❛ YOU know what kids say these days, papa is back in town with...”

....this isn't how kids talk at all

      ❛ OH ? I've recently overheard that some of the younger generation these days refer to themselves as daddy. I believe I’m not far off the mark ! ❜    

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@sanzenxsekai replied to your post “     ❛ YOU know what kids say these days, papa is back in town with...”

"You stink, papa."

      ❛ O-oh, don’t hurt poor papa’s feelings like this ! I don’t stink of anything ! ❜  

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     ❛ YOU know what kids say these days, papa is back in town with style ! ❜

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    ARE you into dapper, foxy grandpas ? Do you also like a criminal mastermind who is cunning and exceedingly intelligent, ruthless and even capable of any crime in order to get what he wants ? Then you’ve come to the right place ! 

    Lime’s here with a dash-only roleplay sideblog for James Moriarty ( FATE GRAND ORDER ). Do LIKE / REBLOG if you’re interested and I’ll be sure to check you out ! Followbacks are from @endsavior​ !