Your Evil Twin 🙃

He/Him 16 y/o, your (YES! YOU!) twin Dnd nerd, art, mainly tmbg bc that's what i'm into rn i repost a lot😞

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

i am so mad abt the new player's handbook. Especially after i JUST BOUGHT ALL THREE SOURCE BOOKS VERY RECENTLY. And not even the physical copies: the online copies because i'm TOO POOR TO AFFORD THE PHYSICAL COPIES. Like wtf???

I mean, i know why they're doing this, it's to make more money. They want to re-release the same thing with the slightest changes just because they can. It's not for "easy reference", it's for fucking money. Which it always has been-- I'm not surprised, but I am pissed off.

Idk, this is just super fucking annoying. Sorry, needed to scream into my personal void.

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

selling out currently. fuck. autism.

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

UPDATE... THEY CANCELED THE PHB ON MY ORDER.. EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY.. PAID??

[seobot]

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

what the actual fuck is this. im crying

[tmbgaresuck]

The cow is NOT a friend to you!!!!!!!!!! You have NEVER gone down to cowtown!!!!!!!!!

i did go to cowtown yesterday actually

or actually the cowcemetery.

never want to be friends with a cow anyways. They pick their noses with their tongues and their spots are stupid

[disinvited-guest]

[tmbgareok]

Hi! It's my birthday and my friend made this sweatshirt for me! Love it so much screaming crying

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[eviltwinnotclickbait]

OH MY GOD MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE

[chalkodareal]

tbh if i was flansburgh i couldnt run tmbgareok id be fuckin shit up left and rightttttt somee one ask me about a 35 year old prop and id just reply like "i dont knowwwww bro im so oooooolds who tf care also FUCK OFF!!" and then attach a picture either of me giving the fuck you symbol (middle finger) or my cat or maybe bothhhhh. god forbid someone ask me about my band mate do u think i know the guy fuck off im not asking him that he still owes me money (oh btw if i was john flansburgh i would probs ask for money from john linnell whether i had it already or not bc i kinda hope it pisses him off) and also if anyone dare asks me about gay people then i

[tmbgareok]

i have to know, does JL like cats? Has JL ever met JF’s cats??

JF: he has met some of our cats over the years, but not MC Freshstep (who is not a good traveler and sticks to a 12' radius in Sullivan Co. most of the time.)

If memory serves, JL might find cats more dumb and less mysterious than I do, but he has a couple of dogs-one of which I think drives him a little nuts with some constant barking. He is a very patient man.

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

i love this post so much

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

i am so mad abt the new player's handbook. Especially after i JUST BOUGHT ALL THREE SOURCE BOOKS VERY RECENTLY. And not even the physical copies: the online copies because i'm TOO POOR TO AFFORD THE PHYSICAL COPIES. Like wtf???

I mean, i know why they're doing this, it's to make more money. They want to re-release the same thing with the slightest changes just because they can. It's not for "easy reference", it's for fucking money. Which it always has been-- I'm not surprised, but I am pissed off.

Idk, this is just super fucking annoying. Sorry, needed to scream into my personal void.

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

selling out currently. fuck. autism.

[tmbgareok]

just a quick and handy TMBG cheat sheet.

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

my friend made this shirt for my birthday. it is very cool and demands respect. i love my friend. he is my cool evil friend.

[austinpuppy]

i made this!! (evil twin can confirm) i am NOT an evil friend because i am NOT an evil twin. but i am a virtuous friend because i am a virtuous twin. thank you good day

(I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE SHIRT I WORKED VERY HARD ON IT)

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

do not listen to this freak. he's virtuous. only wants to begin.

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

distress.

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

i am so mad abt the new player's handbook. Especially after i JUST BOUGHT ALL THREE SOURCE BOOKS VERY RECENTLY. And not even the physical copies: the online copies because i'm TOO POOR TO AFFORD THE PHYSICAL COPIES. Like wtf???

I mean, i know why they're doing this, it's to make more money. They want to re-release the same thing with the slightest changes just because they can. It's not for "easy reference", it's for fucking money. Which it always has been-- I'm not surprised, but I am pissed off.

Idk, this is just super fucking annoying. Sorry, needed to scream into my personal void.

[seathiing]

Every time I remember this I laugh so hard I cry

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

my friend made this shirt for my birthday. it is very cool and demands respect. i love my friend. he is my cool evil friend.

[rbluecanary]

[tmbgaresuck]

TMBG unfun fact

every day in the 1980s they would provide a service called "Dial a Song" where you'd call and there would be a song. TMBGheads and the Johns themselves don't like talking about this because ohhh they talk about it sooo much. About 10 years after Dial a Song started, the first known mammal was cloned (Dolly the Sheep). But what if it wasn't the first?

the Johns made clones of themselves and locked them in a closet and forced them to record songs for their song service. You can hear the apathy in John Clonell's in "Don't Let's Start" and the agony in John Mockburgh's voice in "(She was a) Hotel Detective. They probably never went outside in their lives. And the Johns got to profit off of their suffering!

what happened to them? They probably died or were put to sleep (which means they were killed) and buried somewhere.

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

Smh, tmbg does it again. Can't believe it

[eviltwinnotclickbait]

haaapy birthday to meeee