The Evil Christmas Elf's 12 Days of Homicide

You know how the Elf on the Shelf is a creepy doll that apparently spies on children for Santa? This elf somehow managed to be even creepier. In fact, he reports children’s movements to Krampus. Probably.

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Thanks!

Hey all, thanks for following along with the Evil Elf’s murder spree.  Please share with your friends and if you have any ideas for how he can kill things next year, please let me know.

Happy Holidays!

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On Christmas Day, the Evil Elf was finally stopped...  

For now.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Evil Elf blew up twelve drummers drumming.

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On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Evil Elf sent his pack of trained dinosaurs to deal with eleven pipers piping

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On the tenth day of Christmas, the Evil Elf cursed ten lords a leaping with Avada Kedavra.

(Muggles should not call themselves Lord)

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On the ninth day of Christmas, the Evil Elf tossed a molotov cocktail amidst nine ladies dancing.

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On the eighth day of Christmas, the Evil Elf poisoned eight maids a milking.

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On the seventh day of Christmas, the Evil Elf threw some sharks with frickin' laser beams in with seven swans a swimming.

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On the sixth day of Christmas, the Evil Elf took a lightsaber to six geese a laying.

(The force awakens today!  Are you excited?  I'm pretty damn excited. But I'm not going until tomorrow, so no spoilers.  The Evil Elf will report you to Krampus and have you maimed and/or killed if you post spoilers.)

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On the fifth day of Christmas, the Evil Elf melted five gold rings in acid.

(He was too lazy to go to Mount Doom)

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On the fourth day of Christmas, the Evil Elf stabbed four calling birds.

(They were calling from inside the house...)

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On the third day of Christmas, the Evil Elf brought three french hens to the guillotine.

(Vive la revolution!)

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On the second day of Christmas, the Evil Elf used his nunchucks to take out two turtle doves.

(Cowabunga, dude)

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On the first day of Christmas, the Evil Elf used a 16 Ton weight to crush the partridge in a pear tree.

(It's the best defence against an attacker wielding fruit).

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What is this?

My nephews were given this elf under the premise that it was “cute”.  

My sister and I, however, are quite certain he’s not.  My brother in law is legitimately terrified of it.  We’ve never showed it to the children for fear of nightmares.  

Upon receiving it, she sent me a photo of it holding a knife.  Then, a few months later, she hid it in my suitcase.  So, I sent her a picture of it holding a noose.  Also a molotov cocktail.  

I was going to just continue send more random photos.  Then I thought - why not do a countdown to Christmas?  And if you’re counting down to Christmas, why not just kill everything in that 12 days of Christmas song?  Thus, starting tomorrow, I'll be documenting the Evil Elf’s 12 Days of Homicide by posting one picture a day for the 12 days leading up to Xmas.  

Please enjoy.