Nezu: Alright guys, I know there have been a lot of rumors flyin’ around. Just wanted to check in, see if you have any questions for me.
Todoroki: Why are the American girls drawing pictures of us being gay?
Nezu: What’s wrong with being gay? Nothin’ wrong with that.
Todoroki: But we aren’t! I’m not!
Midoriya: I’m not either!
Nezu: That is completely irrelevant! Okay? What matters, and the reason I brought you in here, is that you understand affirmative consent.
Midoriya: What’s that?
Nezu: IF there is a romantic relationship here, you have to make sure your partner is comfortable with any sexual exploration.
Midoriya: Gah!
Nezu: Now, in a gay relationship it gets a little trickier, but you still have to follow some guidelines, alright?
Todoroki But I’m not gay!
Nezu: I don’t care about that! Midoriya, if, and I’m only saying if, at some point you wanted to touch Todoroki’s penis, you can’t just go grabbin’ for it. Alright? You need to say something like “Todoroki, is it alright with you if I touch your penis?” Okay? Let’s try it out.
Midoriya: NO!
Nezu: You want two weeks’ detention instead?! This shit’s important!
Midoriya: Todoroki, can I touch your penis?
Nezu: Okay, good. Now Todoroki, you might say “You may touch my penis. I’m comfortable with that.” [Todoroki isn’t happy with that line and waits for more] Or of course, you could say “No, you may not touch my penis at this time.”
Todoroki: No you may not!
Nezu: Okay. Now we’re getting somewhere. Now Todoroki, what would you say if you wanted to take a gander at Midoriya’s asshole?
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