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...DO I HAVE NO SAY- *POOF* -sniffs around then gallops away-

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M!a: you are a super magical deer for two days.
...DO I HAVE NO SAY- *POOF* -sniffs around then gallops away-
if justin bieber won im sure we all know who would cheer
We should have rpers trick or treat this year.
Listen up, all krpers, jrpers, any kind of rpers.
Since Halloween is well⊠tomorrow. I know some typistâs are either going to Halloween parties or going out to do some trick or treating, the few that are staying cozy by our computers, wouldnât it be nice to have some fun as well? If you reblog this, it gives other rpers permission to trick or treat in your ask. Itâs simple, you feel?Â
m!a: for three days, become a little 5 year old girl.
Fuck you. -poof, smoke surrounds wufan- Huh? Where am I? -starts to whimper and frowns- Mommy...
Drunken Encounters || Sehun - Kris
Finally, the man on the ground regained consciousness but Sehun had no idea because he was far too deep in thought that is until he felt someone pull at his pant leg. The other man spoke, all of a sudden seeming much more pleasant to Sehun. The other male was much more polite than he had been, and almost appeared to be troubled by his current state. âS-Stay at my⊠p-place?â
A stranger was asking him to stay at his home. Some strange, drunk, man was asking to spend the night at his apartment. The boy didnât know what to do, as it was not something he was accustomed to. However, it seemed the other had the same ideas, as he started talking to himself. Sehun certainly couldnât let him stay out by himself and it would be the right thing to doâeven if it wasnât something he wanted to do. It was going to be a struggle getting him home, and figuring out what to do with him. Seeing no other choice, the boy sighed, ruffling his blonde hair and nodding his head.
âY-You can stayâŠâ He hoped he wouldnât regret this decision; what if he was a burglar? Or a murder? Sehun couldnât be sure and he would probably sleep with one eye open that night. Shifting his jacket slightly, his eyes flickered over the male, his lips pursed. âCan y-you s-stand?â
  Hearing the other manâs reply, Kris breathed a sigh of relief. Well, at least he wouldnât have to write down one day in his journal that he was a hobo for a night.
  âThank youâŠâ He was really grateful to the stranger who let him room for the night. But from the corner of his eye, he spotted hesitation and apprehension flicker in the otherâs eye before being replaced with his emotionless, poker face eyes. Was he that scared? Strangers may not be who they say they are. Kris could be a murder or burglar waiting to strike, for all the other man knew. Understanding now the manâs internal fears of Kris, he raised his hands up in a sign of surrender. âDonât worry, Iâm a peaceful and loving club goer and have no criminal record at all.â Feeling that saying that wouldnât be enough reassurance, he added, âTake my wallet with all my IDs and cards inside. I swear on those that Iâm safe. Just return them to me when I leave,â and then fished out the said item and handed it out like a peace offering.
  âAnd yes, I can standâŠwell sort of,â Kris replied. âCan I lean on your shoulder?â
Drunken Encounters || Sehun - Kris
âAhjussi?â Did the other male think he was middle aged? Scrambling up, Sehun looked down at the other. He looked older than him, but not by much. He was correct in guessing that the man on the ground was drunk though, but not as drunk as he was about to discover. Mumbling, the boy tried to help the other up be he just kept moving and then threw himself into a fit of giggles over something that Sehun was not quite sure of.
As people walked by the two they gave both of them piercing looks and made rude remarks, causing the boy to feel embarrassed. The laughter died down and Sehun figured that the other was done and he could move on, but unfortunately he found himself looking back down at the ground as the other male vomited near his shoes, Sehun scrambling back slightly trying to avoid getting any of it on him. Frowning at the sight, he was about to speak up until he noticed the other fall back down.
âH-HeyâŠâ He mumbled, walking closer and leaning down to start shaking one of the other maleâs larger shoulders. âW-Wake up⊠you c-canât stay out h-here like thisâŠâ It wasnât just that; Sehun also did not want to have to be responsible for him, but everyone else was simply walking around them, so it seems that was the case. Sighing, he reached down and tried to lift the other up, and even though he had been lifting a lot at work the dead weight from the otherâs body was causing him to struggle. Eventually, he got him up against the wall of a shop, trying to figure out what to do next.
  After what seemed like hours, Kris finally roused from unconsciousness. He hesitantly opened his eyes, trying to adapt to the bright lights after being in the dark for âso long.â Raising his hand to try to block the bright lights, he observes the area. So heâs sitting down on the sidewalk, and itâs still night time. A pounding headache catches his attention and he grabs his head, applying pressure in an effort to stop the pain. Groaning, he tries to stand up, but falls down on his butt. He certainly was not in any condition to try and walk home. Looking up, he sees the same stranger peering down at him with a furrowed expression, deep in thought.
  âExcuse meâŠâ he tries to ask. But the man was too deep in thought to even response or notice Kris. Kris then tugs on the pant leg of the stranger. Kris then said, âIf itâs not too much to askâŠcould you help me? IâveâŠâ Kris pauses and bites his lip, a bit embarrassed. âIâŠcanât get home like this. Iâm sorry to intrude, but could you let me stay at your place?â Realizing what he just asked of the stranger, he starts to sputter and bow his head many times. âWhy did I even ask that? Would a stranger let just anyone into their house? Oh dear, whatâs gotten into me,â he continues to ramble, berating his intelligence level and blaming the alcohol.
((dear me sorry for the late reply, and I hope I do not unconsciously start god-moding... >< I'm sorta new to para-ing))
Opinion: Lunatic âSasaengsâ are a Global Shame
Another unfortunate and abhorred event happened today. It is widely known throughout the K-pop world that the EXO fandom has a status of being violent and disturbing. Todayâs events have defined and branded exotics as lunatics and sasaeng. âsasaengsâ are people (at this point, they shouldnât be considered fans) who are obsessed about celebrities and worship them, sometimes to the extent of harming themselves, others, and the celebrity. But what is worse is that EXO has had enough of these themselves.Â
Baekhyunâs brother had a wedding today and EXO went to congratulate the newly married couple. What started out as a caring idea turned into a disaster, as a horde of sasaengs trespassed into the wedding venue and trashed it. They stood on top of chairs reserved for guests, destroying and moving around wedding props, and spread chaos. As EXO came to the venue, things exploded. The whole lobby was crowded with crazy sasaeng, who pushed around relatives just to take pictures and record videos of EXO.
Of course, with this special day ruined, Baekhyunâs relatives were not pleased at all, giving him negative looks. On behalf of the sasaengs, he went around to every guest and apologized. He even went to the waiting room to profusely apologize to the bride, who was shocked at everything that had just occurred.Â
When EXO sang a congratulatory song, they shoved their way through everyone and stood on chairs to record them singing.
When EXO was standing behind the couple cutting their wedding cake, they were trying to take photos of them and get their autographs, blocking the event for the rest of the guests.
When Baekhyun took a picture with his family, the insane sasaengs were rapidly taking photos of him.
The members were constantly telling them to stop, saying: âDonât do this right now. We can do it later.â
Baekhyun, red-faced out of anger and embarrassment, told them:Â âThis is my one and only brother and his one and only wedding! Why would you do this?!â
As the wedding progressed, the psychos grew more out of control. It came to a point where Baekhyun ignored all of them. One of them hit him violently in the throat, in an attempt to mar his vocals out of anger.
Besides physically harming him (opinion-what kind of twisted love is that anyway, to treat your bias like that), these demented humans placed Chrysanthemum flowers-traditionally reserved for the deceased in front of the SMTOWN building just for Baekhyun, just because he ignored them.
The guests and most importantly, Baekhyunâs brother and wife, experienced a very negative and awkward wedding. Baekhyunâs cousin was very upset that she could not chat with Baekhyun-whom she has not seen in over a year.Â
The following is the translation of her blog post about the wedding:
[TRANS] Baekhyunâs cousinâs blog post about Baekbomâs wedding yesterday (Baekhyunâs brother): I am sad as Baekhyunâs Cousin and therefore leave a post. As baekhyun and baekbeom (will refer to as 2baek)âs cousin, I am so mad I leave this post. As you all know, it was beomâs birthday and as a relative, I was already there early but as people started arriving, young people I have never seen before appeared and disrupted us, stood there, sat on the chairs that were for guests, etc.
There was no reason for so many young people to be at this wedding so I asked if they were from the brideâs family and they randomly asked, âDid baekhyun arrive yet?â âWhen is he coming?â and such. I knew exo was popular, but I did not expect them to come to a wedding ceremony, my head felt really weird. As more people arrived, beom was out in the lobby greeting the guests; they were standing there and touching their cameras and camcorders.
About 30 minutes before the ceremony, baek and exo arrived and I could not even ask how he was doing after not seeing him for one year. I was pushed here and there it was just crazy; and the lobby wasnât even a small place yet it was packed with people and at least half of them were following exo and screaming or flashing their cameras.
We eventually called the workers and sent them out, but for the 5-10 minutes they were there, they messed the place up and Baekhyun was apologizing to everybody, relativesâ expressions did not look too great⊠The bride heard the noise and was shocked in the waiting room and as baek was talking to the bride, I was next to them and he continuously apologized and looked very pitiful. It makes me mad although the ceremony went out like planned, I was still kind of upset.
Trans credit: @xiubaek
The sasaengs that were at the event posted their messages on their social accounts. A sasaeng fan posted a disgustingly disturbing message on her Daum account. She said, âBaekhyun-ah, I told youâŠStop messing around, or we really donât know what weâll do nextâŠWhy do you think we went all the way there and caused a fuss?âŠOur puppy is so cute when heâs madâŠBut itâs time to tone down that personality isnât it? Youâre a public figure heheâŠTry treating us like weâre insects one more time, we really donât what weâll do next timeâŠAnd send your brother our congratulations on his wedding~â
This does not stop here. It has not been the first time EXO has been plagued with sasaengs.
In an interview with Sports Seoul, EXO has addressed this problem, revealing the hardships they have because of sasaengs. For the most part, EXO kept their answers fairly nice and polite.Â
They have stated that sasaengs are a huge problem-not only just for themselves, but also for the innocent people around them, harming their neighbors and anyone who is near them at any time.
The sasaengs have been found jaywalking through traffic, pushing, shoving, using force around people, and sleeping in front of and around their dorms, doing immature and violent things.Â
Normal fans (who do not stalk EXO) have been blamed and branded for those actions.Â
The sasaengs are so intrusive that they will find out their overseas schedules, and book tickets with the same flight as EXO, so they can take non-stop pictures of the members, bothering EXO, the innocent staff and passengers. It is quite unsettling to think how EXO cannot even get a break while they are traveling. As soon as they land, the sasaengs take cabs to follow EXO around.Â
Member D.O has more sasaengs than any of the other members, EXO said. D.O commented:Â âPersonally, since we have so many sasaeng fans, Iâve started to feel victimized. Itâs gotten to the point where my mood becomes negative even towards our normal fans.â
He continued, âEven my personality has changed. Even though I used to be shy and cautious around strangers, because of our sasaeng fans, I have become even more so.â
EXO-Kâs leader Suho politely commented, âWe hope you will support us at official events and concerts, and we thank you for your passion and your support, but we also have our own private lives. If you love us, please refrain from being sasaeng fan.â
EXO did clear up a rumor about a sasaeng fan shaving off her hair so she could follow them into the restroom, saying the rumors was false and it was an actual guy.Â
While this rumor is not true, the sasaengs have been known to do even crazier things then that. There are sasaengs who grope them, sasaengs who self harm and slit their wrists to sickly declare their loyalty and love, and sasaengs who would walk arm-in-arm with EXO as if they were couples.
Tao has recently posted about sasaengs on his Weibo in anger. He is losing his patience for sasaengs and their stalkerish, invasive actions.
He wrote that he was tired of sasaengs who call (how did they miraculously get their phone numbers) him and other EXO members in the middle of the night, sending them Kakao messages throughout the entire day, and following them around everywhere. He hates it when sasaengs disrupt his peaceful life. He wants to relax when he is done with the tiring work of being a celebrity. Nobody likes to be stalked. There is a fine line between loving a band and worshipping them. He ended the message saying that he would love his fans to love EXO the correct and normal way-no stalking.Â
Taoâs Message:Â âIâve seriously had enough with these people calling us in the middle of the night, sending us kakao messages the whole day, no matter where we go thereâs always some person secretly following us, is it fun? I seriously hate it when other people disrupt my everyday life! I like to go shopping, eat out and meet up with friends, but I donât like being stalked. Iâm not a sinner! Iâm not going out to commit a crime! I just want some peace and quiet to relax and take a break once Iâm off work, a time for myself! Not something like this!â
I loved to use the right way to love those people who loves us EXO! I do not know how to express my love. But I just want to tell that I love you all! Thank you.
Movements started by normal exo fans like the XOXO movement - http://bit.ly/199OQ2j - (started by IHaveAThingForEXO) have been receiving much support.Â
The aim of these types of movements is to stop circulating photos of EXO when they are not at any official event (eating, hotels, in front of the SM building, etc.) As for airports, fans should try to give them space, not shouting, ambushing, harassing, and shoving EXO and celebrities around. These movements also discourage the spreading of rumors/negativity about EXO and fans.Â
NO MATTER HOW POPULAR EXO IS, THEY DESERVE THEIR PEACE AND PRIVACY JUST LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.
The whole point of this long-ass article? Be respectful to any celebrityâs privacy. Do not be like those horrible sasaengs, and know your limits. Every celebrity deserves this from his or her fans. They are human beings who are just like us, who need their personal space. Sasaengs are harmful to a celebrityâs mental help, and they will develop phobias with publicity. Even the bubbly taopanda has spoke out! Stop these revolting events, and give celebrities they love they deserve!Â
PEACE OUT! AND REMEMBER, DONâT BE A SASAENG~ Written by Admin Mulberry / Graphic created by Admin AP
;; Protect exo...
Drunken Encounters || Sehun - Kris
  The night sky loomed over the brightly lit buildings in Seoul.
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It was a quite night. Sehun had finished reading the book he bought only a day ago and he was more than caught up with his homework. He wasnât one who was interested in watching television for hours on end, so he forced himself to get up and out of his apartment, even if just to walk around for an hour or so.
That was a mistake.
The boy walked around the busy streets, people walking every which way and yelling at one another. Seoulâs night life was always something he wasnât used to, even if he was a native of the city. There were people lining up outside of nighclubs; heâd only been in one a few times but they were never really something he enjoyed. Too many people for his taste.
As he was about to turn back he noticed a larger stumbling figure walking his way, so he tried to keep to himself. It did not work, as the next thing Sehun knew he was bumped into by the larger figure who fell onto the ground, but not without knocking the smaller backwards. Frowning, he looked over at the stranger, noticing a tall, larger built man.
Looking over the other male who was on the ground beside him, he raised an eyebrow. He looked inebriated, that was painfully obvious.
âAre⊠y-you alright?âÂ
  "Are...y-you alright?" the voice asked. Kris strained to hear what the man had just said. Whatever he just asked sounded just like gibberish. The throbbing alcohol in his system didnât help his hearing at all. Rolling over so that he was lying on his back, he sat up, and looked up at the man curiously.
  âWhoâŠyouâŠadjusshi?â Kris slurred in a childish voice. His vision was blurry, but he could still make out the outline of the strangerâs face. âHeyâŠyou a blondie!â Kris then started to giggle incessantly, covering his mouth with his hands and morphing his face into an amused expression. His giggling turned into boisterous laughter, prompting the people walking past the duo to cast them strange, judging looks.
  After his laughter descended into tiny giggles, he then covered his mouth, and made a retching sound. Kris couldnât hold it anymore and decided that the perfect place to deposit digested food was right in front of the manâs feet. Feeling relieved to have rid the gunk from his body, he then fell back into the ground, unconscious.
Drunken Encounters || Sehun - Kris
  The night sky loomed over the brightly lit buildings in Seoul. The dancing glows in the city made the night full of life. Down in the streets, people were hustling and bustling even at this time, making their way either towards home or taking a detour on the way home. The lines of people standing outside of clubs were innumerous. The males and females were chatting lightly, to pass time while the bouncers slowly and inefficiently did their job as judges; they either accepted you or kicked you out.
  Kris was neither one of those who were going home nor waiting to go clubbing. He was already inside of the club, dancing and drinking away his consciousness. He finally got to the point where the loud bass of the music and the chatter of the club-goers were like bombs exploding and people screaming. He couldnât take it anymore. Rising up from his seat between two scantily dressed ladies, he stumbled out of the club, taking baby steps to avoid tripping and making a fool out of himself.
 While he was âwalkingâ, another individual was headed in the opposite direction. He had blonde neatly kept hair, monotone eyes, and looked as though he was just out for a night stroll. Kris somehow bumped into the other man, falling on his hands and knees.
Well it's nighttime here I won't be on until morning. So. . . Give or take 9 hours of sleep?
They are 12 boys from some planet who came into my life 8 koreans and 4 chinese a love no one can deny kris, chen, xiumin, luhan tao and theres also lay kai d.o baekhyun suho sehun
and chanyeol They came in like a wrecking ball I never thought Id go this far all I wanted was to learn their names all they ever did was wreck me yeah they wrecked me I freaking broke cause I just bought their cds, and some other merch. im also on tumblr twenty four seven gottah queue my post  why is exo soo freaking ghei for each other did you see the gif of sehun and lay I am fucking screaming They came in like a wrecking ball I never thought Id go this far all I wanted was to learn their names all they ever did was wreck me They came in like a wrecking ball I never thought Id go this far all I wanted was to learn their names all they ever did was wreck me yeah they wrecked me when did I go this far? I just wanted to know their names and instead of doing that I sort of got into them they are so fucking gorgeous why the hell are they so perfect?! im drown in exo feels I am into deep there no going back I will always want them They came in like a wrecking ball I never thought id go this far all I wanted was to learn their names all they ever did was wreck me They came in like a wrecking ball I never thought Id go this far all I wanted was to learn their names all they ever did was wreck me yeah they wrecked me yeah they wrecked me
[picture edit (c) kaiffeines thank you kiri <3]
æŹąèżć 䞎 || Kyungsoo - Kris
-short legs carried him to the tables as fast as they could take him, both arms busy while holding pastel pink platters, cup of coffee with a tart on one and apple pie on the other one as he set them down on the corresponding tables- My it sure is a busy day~ -he chimed to his regular costumers and employees as they agreed and commented on how lovely it was. Suddenly he heard the door open and he turned to it with a bright smile, empty platters on one hand- Welcome to Heavenâs Delight Cafe and Bookshop! Iâll be with you in a moment~ -his voice was unwavering and happier than usual-Â
(/He ignores the greeting, still mumbling to himself about the bad day had. He trudged to a nearby open table with a hunched back, and plops himself down on the table.) Arrgghh... (/He groans and covers his face in the crevice of his crossed arms.)Â
æŹąèżć 䞎 || Kyungsoo - Kris
Kris: (/he grumbles as he walks down the street, mumbling harsh words to himself.) Why me? Why am I the one who takes the blame for those idiots I call co-workers? (/he continues to walk down the road, paying no attention to the surrounding pedestrians.) What's that smell? (/he stops and starts to sniff around.) It's so good. . . should I follow the scent? (/his feet lead him to a fairly plain cafe.) What's this place? (/he furrows his eyebrows.) Heaven's Delight Cafe and- (/he pauses.) Bookshop? Humph. Anything to get rid of my sulky mood. (/he pushes the door open.)
Omo Kris!
Sul : IT CAN SPEAK !!! Krys: stop , give me that ! Am : LMFAO , idiots !
m!a: Turn back to normal.
WHAT BUT BUT I LOVE THIS- *POOF* Darn. I have a dick now. Well it's certainly great to be back. *streches*