evolunatik

hi i'm amélie. i'm a girl. i work as a respiratory therapist. i post whatever random thing catches my eye or comes to my mind. enjoy!

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

DEFINITELY wait for it!

🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭

[rosietheamazon]

I would cry so hard I’d feel so blessed

[mikeepoo]

[thatdisasterauthor]

I don’t think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.

[patrickdiomedes]

I'm gonna need some elaboration here

[thatdisasterauthor]

They literally sail over the edge of it after passing through a hole in a wall of ice. They fall off. They get back to the other side by passing through the whole ocean.

But also there’s a globe on, like, everyone’s desk.

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

#it's like lord of the rings#it's only flat for pirates

[thatdisasterauthor]

You get it.

[finalvortex]

No, but this is actually (sort of) canon.

See, part of the conceit of the PotC trilogy is that all myths are true. Nearly every supernatural element in the franchise has a root in some real world mythology or pirate lore, although some of them are mashed together.

Another thing is that they take place at the end of the Golden Age of Piracy, and the more the map gets filled in, and the more the Royal Navy takes power, there less room there is for the mystical and supernatural in the world. This is explicitly called out in At World's End with the death of the kraken:

Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place. Jack: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.

The only way to access the world of the supernatural is through the supernatural itself. You can only get to the Isla de Muerta with Jack's compass that points to whatever you desire, or if you already know where its is. You need Tia Dalma's map to find the edge of the world. To access the supernatural, you need to already be immersed in it.

The pirates world isn't flat, it's round - but because the edge of the world exists in myth, it therefore exists in reality. The pirates are able to find it through supernatural means, but if, say, someone like Norrington just sailed in the same general direction, he wouldn't end up in the same place.

[nitewrighter]

“Pirate” is a mage subclass fueled by word of mouth, rule of cool, The Power of Belief/Love/Friendship, and rum.

[explorerrowan]

Mostly rum.

[heronskeleton-blog]

Viking Combs. The Vikings were very particular about their hair.

[ghostabletoastables-moved-deact]

when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old

[acquaintedwithrask]

what the hell else would it be about, 10/10 best interpretation

[bmwiid]

so, I was today years old when I found out this ISNT what the song is about.

[lild3m0nsworld]

[yugiohz]

I doubt twitter will change or that people will leave

[yugiohz]

every time people talk about abandoning sth they use daily i think about that yall cant even boycott chik-fil-a

[thecollectibles]

Art by Wu Yi

[omghotmemes]

Quiet please, the Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping.

[beardedmrbean]

[liberalsarecool]

Billionaires don't make, they take.

[ilikeit-art]

[dancing-thru-clouds]

@kedreeva​

[trinitite]

Excuse me, ma'am? It is incredibly rude how good you are at this. You can't just make me want to acquire statues I have no room for.

[peppermintquartz]

I'm not lying when I say this tweet brought a tear to my eye

[lmtyl]

Thank you Jorts

[nyabbycat]

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

[darfichihrenhundstreicheln]

[juulpromocode]

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

[juulpromocode]

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

[juulpromocode]

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

[theblehthatbloos]

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

[juulpromocode]

hello

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[argumate]

okay so that’s at least one person who would have no problem if they got sent back to medieval times, the guild hall absolutely going off to this mashup