Rosey Cheeked Fool

I am Evan Rosier, and those probably are not the cheeks you're thinking of. Nathaniel Buzolic FC

[evv-rosier]

I've started an Indie RP for Evan

It's at http://evans-rosey-cheeks.tumblr.com/

If you were in IYS and are interested in RPing together again, please just hit me up.

[evv-rosier]

Long Walks On The Beach

Penile Playboy seeking well-adjusted, relaxed individual, preferably male, preferably attractive, preferably gay. Straight men are a challenge, but I can make it work, I’m just that good boys. Looking for a fun guy to see, maybe get a little filthy, and most of all enjoy myself with. Please not that fun is subjective, please make a note of your dress size if you are somehow interested in me.

[evv-rosier]

My List

What’s On Your Bucket List? (things to do before you die)

1) Say goodbye to my grandmother.

2) Provide my bastards with a future.

3) Go out with a bang.

4) Get a good night's sleep.

5) Hug Fabian.

What’s On Your Regrets List?

1) Ever getting involved with most of the people I've fucked. I only ever ruins things for them.

2) Especially Fabian.

3) My first kill. I was eight.

4) Losing my leg.

5) Amycus Carrow.

What’s On Your Kitchen Counter?

1) Dirty plates.

2) Booze.

3) Germs.

4) Tea bags.

5) Fast food wrappers.

What’s On Your Nightstand?

1) ...You don't wanna know.

2) Wand.

3) Condom packet.

4) Rattle.

5) Picture of Fabian. He doesn't know I have one.

[evv-rosier]

I want to eat that handsome boyfriend of yours.

Have fun with constipation.

[evv-rosier]

Does your anus burn like mine?

Not for a few months now.

[evv-rosier]

Have you ever sneezed so hard you farted!?

No.

[evv-rosier]

How many months pregnant are you?

Seventeen.

[evv-rosier]

do wizards call each other?

Yes, they call each other names. Like idiot. Or clotpole.

[evv-rosier]

What is your favorite poem or saying? Why is it your favorite?

Nobody heard him, the dead man,

But still he lay moaning:

I was much further out than you thought

And not waving but drowning.

Poor chap, he always loved larking

And now he's dead

It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way,

They said.

Oh, no no no, it was too cold always

(Still the dead one lay moaning)

I was much too far out all my life

And not waving but drowning.

I dunno, I just like it.

[evv-rosier]

amycus wants to fuck you. what do you say?

He should call me in minus 3 months.

[evv-rosier]

http://evv-rosier.tumblr.com/ask

[regulus-of-the-blacks-blog]

I’m still in shock. Stay quiet for a minute.

[evv-rosier]

Your brain is slower than your friend Barty's sex drive mate.

[evv-rosier]

[caradocdearborn25]

Oh…then clearly you’re just terrible at making life decisions. I shall have a word with Fabian for you, see if he can attach you to a leash and not allow you to do things until you get given consent. Why change my look? Some would argue that the whole purpose of looking good is finding a partner and I happen to be seeing a beautiful ex Gryffindor who’s completely okay with my dress sense. Thanks for the worry though fun-size.

[evv-rosier]

Trust me Caradoc, Fabian has put a leash on me several times. Wink wink.  Although I feel that you probably aren't referencing our bedroom activities. Anyway, you should change your look, it's tacky as all hell, at least swap some things around every now and then for Merlin's sake!  Ya know you really use that nickname a bit too much mate, my boyfriend's getting jealous of your obsession with my penis.

[regulus-of-the-blacks-blog]

What? You made me feel stupid. Damn it, Evan.

[evv-rosier]

It's really not hard to do.

[regulus-of-the-blacks-blog]

All sociopaths are adorable.

[evv-rosier]

Well then you must be supa-dupa-est cwute widdle bunny eva.

[regulus-of-the-blacks-blog]

Should I kill myself or have a coffee? Knowing how you people are adorable, somewhere there is a fuck head chanting ‘kill yourself, kill yourself’. Coffee it is.

[evv-rosier]

You think I'm adorable?

[evv-rosier]

[caradocdearborn25]

Who the fuck put you on Imperius curse Evan? There’s no way in hell no one I converse with would do that to their hair. You look like…no, I don’t even have a metaphor strong enough for this. You just look atrocious.

[evv-rosier]

No one has imperiused me my dear Dearborn, I think you'll find that I am drawing a lot of very positive feedback from the general public. Besides, at least I have the decency to regularly change my look, how long have you been milking the rugged brown coat trope?