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@evxlhag
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[Text]: ….Hey…..
[Text]: Sup
[Text]: Wait no, wanna here a pickup line?
[Text]: Of course you do
[Text]: I just shit in my pants… Can I get in yours?
[Text]: you saying that actually makes me like you even more.
[Text]: You’re.. Special
[Text]: Like really special
[Text]: In a weird way.
[Text]: That I can’t explain.
{ Text: } Special? { Text: } I hope you don't mean, like... { Text: } Repeated two grades special. { Text: } Because that's not really a compliment.
✿
[ ♠ ] "What are you doing? You know I hate flowers that aren't wilted. Oh my god, get it off of me!" She sneezed.
SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION
"Are you breaking up with me?" "Are you having nightmares again?" "Anything you want to say?" "Apparently, I need to grow a mustache." "Balloons? Really?" "Be quiet!" "But what if we get caught?" "Can you not?" "Care to tell me what’s going on?" "Come find me." "Did you even love me?" "Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?" "Don’t look at me like that." "Don’t touch me." "Do you love him/her?" "Do you love me?" "Everyone leaves." "Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice." "Fine, I’ll go." "Finally!" "Fight me for it." "Fuck it." "Get away from me." "Gotcha!" "How high are you?" "How did you get here?" "I bought a goat." "If what we had was real, how could you be fine?" "I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid." "I hate you." "I’ll bet you a dollar." "I said that I’m in love with you." "I think I’m pregnant." "I’m going to kill you." "I’m not eating that." "Is that a chicken?" "It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good." "Jokes on me, huh?" "Just friends?" "Just let me go." "Just tell me the truth!" "Kiss me." "Kicking someone is not a form of romance." "Let me explain." "Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture." "Maybe you should go." "Maybe fuck you will be our always." "May need you to bail me out of jail." "Miss you." "No. The answer is no." "Not drunk enough for this." "Never, ever doing that again." "Okay, I know this looks bad…" "Please don’t." "Please stop talking." "Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus." "Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach." "Quiet! Someone’s going to hear." "Quit being annoying." "Really, where were you?" "Right. Of course it’s my fault." "Silly of me to think you actually cared." "Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple." "So… How’s the weather?" "Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog." "There’s something wrong with you." "This definitely isn’t what it looks like." "Us? There is no us." "Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry." "Unfortunately, she/he said no." "Very cute." "We can’t do this." "Was it just a lie?" "Wait, what did you just say?" "Wait! Hold on!" "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?" "What the hell?" "Why are you naked?" "Why is there silly string everywhere?" "Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?" "Without you, I’m lost." "X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?" "You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore." "You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…" "Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation." "Zelda is more important right now."
Send me "I'm sleepy" and my muse will react to your muse coming into their room in the middle of the night
Send me a ♤ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
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Send me symbols to learn more about my muse
Send ✚ for one of my muse’s prized possessions. Send ✿ for a happy memory. Send ➷ for a sports headcanon. Send ♆ for something my muse hates. Send ϡ for a sleep headcanon. Send ღ for a crush my muse has had. Send ✄ for a favourite movie of my muse’s. Send ☂ for a weather headcanon. Send ✎ for a school headcanon.
Send me a ✿ and my muse will react to your muse putting a flower in their hair
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[Text]: ….Hey…..
[Text]: Sup
[Text]: Wait no, wanna here a pickup line?
[Text]: Of course you do
[Text]: I just shit in my pants… Can I get in yours?
[Text]: Yeah.
[Text]: Others are scared of me too.
[Text]: Maybe that’s why I like you?
[Text]: Because you aren’t
{ Text: } Trust me. { Text: } In my family, I eat things that are scarier than you for breakfast. { Text: } Not that you aren't scary. { Text: } You just aren't to me, that's all.
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[Text]: ….Hey…..
[Text]: Sup
[Text]: Wait no, wanna here a pickup line?
[Text]: Of course you do
[Text]: I just shit in my pants… Can I get in yours?
[Text]: Hah..
[Text]: I have no taste either.
[Text]: But I guess I must have some taste to like someone like you.
[Text]: xoxo
{ Text: } What makes you like me? { Text: } Others are scared of me. { Text: } But you don't seem to be. { Text: } It's strange.
"I'm scared of my reflection."
[ ♠ ] ”So am I.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
[ ♠ ] “It means that the inbreeding is clearly obvious in your family.”
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[Text]: ….Hey…..
[Text]: Sup
[Text]: Wait no, wanna here a pickup line?
[Text]: Of course you do
[Text]: I just shit in my pants… Can I get in yours?
[Text]: Waiiit
[Text]: You feel the same..
[Text]: That’s a good thing though, right?
{ Text: } I’m sure some would consider it so. { Text: } So yes, I like you. { Text: } People say I have no taste, but I like you.
"I'm scared of my reflection."
[ ♠ ] ”So am I.”
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[Text]: ….Hey…..
[Text]: Sup
[Text]: Wait no, wanna here a pickup line?
[Text]: Of course you do
[Text]: I just shit in my pants… Can I get in yours?
[Text]: ……
[Text]: It’s you
[Text]: I like you.
[Text]: There.
[Text]: Sorry.
{ Text: } I'm sorry to hear that. { Text: } You have my pity. { Text: } ...For the record, I feel the same. { Text: } Accept my most heartfelt condolences.
+3;
"Oh wow, what a tragedy."
"Is that sarcasm? Do be serious. I could be dying."
Send me a ↓ for my muse to say something to yours.
1. I'm scared of my reflection.
2. Is it mine or is it yours?
3. I swear I hear them knocking but there's no one at the door.
4. Don't think I'm losing my perspective.
5. I know one thing for sure.
6. They've been watching, they've been listening.
7. Your sudden movements are gonna' give us all away.
8. No sudden movements or they'll blow us all away.
9. Who's the black sheep of the herd?
10. They'll get what they deserve.
11. Keep a rifle by the door.
12. Don't be afraid of my intentions 'cause I'm more afraid of yours.
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[Text]: ….Hey…..
[Text]: Sup
[Text]: Wait no, wanna here a pickup line?
[Text]: Of course you do
[Text]: I just shit in my pants… Can I get in yours?
[Text]: I am one hundred percent sure I do not like Pugsley
[Text]: You should have a big hint who I like
[Text]: I’m texting her right now and her name rhymes with.. Rogensday
{ Text: } Pogensday? { Text: } Who the hell is she? { Text: } She'll look like my Marie Antoinette doll when I'm finished with her. { Text: } (Pardon my French.)
