Ewan♫

My name's Ewan & I like music & memes. :)

[westofvenus]

men in the 70s were like “I’m so very hairy how sexy of me” and they were right

[kinokoshoujoart]

group photo…

[homoluigi]

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[chrometrashcan]

forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man

[gdcreeper]

If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife's cooking is mid as hell, I'd just crash the ship and kill myself

[beriliaa]

[hannbl]

[lmaonade]

download estimates be like 18 BILLION DAYS lol just kidding 13 minutes...

[starrforge]

👀💦👌🏽

[clockmocker]

[lakevida]

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

[lakevida]

there she is!

[terramythos]

I've had enough of this guy.

[ewanchaos]

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

[modogoblin]

[sleepy-bebby]

hostile work environment

[camphorror]

hashtag iconic scenes