andy you're a star

lemonade • 28 • cis • she/her/hers • desperately seeking purpose and post-bachelors education

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[callmeguacamole]

[shittysawtraps]

short film set in the saw trap warehouse where a stray cat gets its foot stuck in a glue trap but manages to escape minus some fur, and all of the apprentices are trying to convince john that the cat is now an apprentice according to air bud rules

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[kordyceps]

I've been back on this hellsite (affectionate) for nearly two weeks now and realized I have not seen a single piece of fanart featuring Grace in his obscene adorable lil EVA undersuit and so ofc had to rectify this injustice immediately.

[imaginarylands4000]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[caressthosecheekbones]

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

[chthonion]

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

[jamiextartt]

FILMS WATCHED IN 2025: 15. Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

[swingsetindecember]

i forgot movies used to be watchable. like 90 mins. just rewatched 101 dalmatians. why? art style slaps and the dogs are cute. next question. but also??? i watched it and i still had an evening to do stuff. i miss that. like a tight 90 min movie? good editing is fire.

[akreon]

So excited to share this illustrations I had the pleasure of creating for Bloomberg Businessweek for the article “The Steamy, Magical and Now Very Lucrative Romantasy Business” by Hannah Miller and Madison Muller.

Such a fun one to work on!

Art direction by Chandra Illick.

[fortooate]

bathe in hot dragon’s blood, and the birds will speak to thee

carry a soft dragon’s eye, and treasure will steal upon thee

drink up a dead dragon’s milk, and thy nights shall haunt thee

but slice apart a dragon’s chest? part apart its ribs like supple branches, and then slip, and go inside?

who knows what then thou shalt become

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

wh

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

what happens if

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I’m gonna think about killing myself

[happybunnykat]

[bnha-smashcomics-deactivated202]

Just found out Brahmas chickens exist. Seeing those dudes really reminds me that they’re related to the t-rex. Look at this dude:

You must be saying, but that is just a regular rooster.

WRONG

At this point you’re probably sweating, maybe shaking and crying saying, surely that child is just short, but again you’d be

WRONG

They are big.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I got tagged in this and I should note: Of all the chicken breeds I've met, these are the gentlest and friendliest. Also very somft. All three I've gotten to handle have wanted to cuddle, and they're very warm, like cats.

[oncillaphoenix]

I love how at first it looks like a normal chicken coming out of the house:

but then it keeps coming

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[petrova-line]

Do you guys think there was a bit where the Taumoeba leaked from the ship and Rocky just quietly accepted that he was going to die like the rest of his crew. Grace had helped him gain closure that he couldn’t have stopped the radiation sickness, but the breeder tank design was all Rocky’s doing. Erid and Earth and Grace—Rocky’s entire world—were going to die because he overlooked yet another detail. No one would know it was Rocky’s fault either—there would be nobody left to speculate who let the universe down.

Erid’s best engineer who killed himself with his own ignorance and brought the stars down with him. The damage, complete and thorough in it’s cosmic destruction, was done.

But then Ryland Grace shows up at blip-A’s door and says they’re going home, that it’s his turn to fix.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[kosmogrl]