fuck beetlebabes.

👾documenting the shit babes have said since the dawn of time👾

[ewbabes]

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[ewbabes]

hi.

my grandma died from covid a few weeks ago, so i’ve been inactive. wear a mask you selfish fucks. 

and, hey, shippers? dont try and use that against me. hi, i know you’re reading this. i know some of yall stalk my blog. dont even try to deny it because i have receipts. 

[ewbabes]

why are we still having this discussion?

Movie Lydia: 16 Movie Betelgeuse: 600+

Cartoon Lydia: literally 12 Cartoon Betelgeuse: 600+

Musical Lydia: 15 Musical Betelgeuse: 1,000+

It is pedophilia in all three versions of canon. Your excuses are bullshit. 

[ewwbabes]

Hi!! Beetlejuice server!! 

This is a SFW, anti exclusive server. Beetlebabes, you will be banned. Join or I will cry.

https://discord.gg/rurKMZ6

[ewbabes]

Are you alive? La5t-res0rt is now inactive so are you here too or no?

i’m alive nonnie! just inactive bc there’s been nothing to post.

[ewbabes]

Didn't solar have the art of Amber on their blog for a hot minute?

who ? is amber ?

[ewbabes]

Solar sent that last anon btw

okay nonnie who sent that last anon

[ewbabes]

Its because you rbed chidori's poetry and their part of solar

okay ?? i don’t hate them, nonnie. never did, never will. chidori and i are still in touch. sometimes i talk to the rest of the system. i don’t hate anyone.

literally. why the fuck do you care so much.

[athousand-birds-blog]

✨ hey, it’s getting late.✨

 🌼 have you eaten? 

 🌼 have you taken out your contact lenses if you wear them? 

 🌼 have you taken off your make-up if you wear it? 

 🌼 have you taken a shower? 

 🌼 have you brushed your hair? 

 🌼 have you brushed your teeth? 

 🌼 have you been to the toilet if you need it? 

 🌼 have you taken your meds if you need them? 

 🌼 have you locked the doors and windows? 

 🌼 have you closed the closet door? 

 🌼 if you have LED lights turn them to blue to help your eyes rest. 

 🌼 have you turned the heaters on if it’s cold? 

 🌼 have you said goodnight to your family (if you can)? 

 🌼 have you got a glass of water if you need one? 

 🌼 have you set you’re alarms? 

 🌼 is your phone plugged in? 

 🌼 are you comfy? 

 🌼 are you ready to relax? 

 🌱 Words of encouragement 🌱 

 If you ever feel down just remember there are people in your life that life you and care for you and you should never stop believing in yourself, keep your head high and keep smiling because you’re a star 🌟 and stay positive ⚡ 

 💧 Fun Facts 💧

 ~ McDonald’s once made broccoli flavoured bubble gum 🍔 

 ~ Octopuses last 56,000 eggs at a time 🐙 

 ~ The brain is the only organ that named itself 💭 

 ~ A blue whale eats half a million calories in one bite 🐳 

 ~ No number before 1,000 contains the letter A 💯 

 Sweet dreams everyone, I hope you relax well ✨🌈🌵

[ewbabes]

y do u all of a sudden care abt solar if theyre a babe u hate babes

??? how far down did you scroll i haven’t posted a single thing about them in several weeks ????????????????? w h a t ??????????????? 

[ewbabes]

guess who lives in rae’s head rent free 🤪

[athousand-birds-blog]

i’ll go to sleep

at a decent time

when i find something

worth waking up for

[ewbabes]

Lydia: Dad, you’re dating my life coach?! Is anyone else here living a bizarre double life??

Lydia:

Lydia: Put your hand down, Beetlejuice.

[vampirerumor]

⇢ Will's most recent instagram post is EVERYTHING. 👏

[ewbabes]

How do you feel about shipping Betelgeuse and Lydia as strictly friends or as a father/daughter relationship?

well- then its not really shipping, is it? lydia and beetlejuice being in a platonic relationship is canon in the cartoon and musicalverse. so. hell yeah, friendship them all you want.

[askthegothyteen]

and teenagers should not be in romantic relationships with grown men

[ewbabes]

PERIODT

[ewbabes]

Just a friendly reminder that you're a piece of shit and a cunt

aww nonnie 🥺🥺 glad you took time out of your day to:

look up my account

go to my ask box

use your brain to type that message (i know it’s hard, writing is rae’s thing. im proud of u!!)

click the ‘ask anonymously’ button

AND press send!

wow, i feel so special!! i hope this made you somehow feel better about your own miserable life as much as it made me feel better about mine 😉