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Having actually seen the 42 hour review video in question, this is such a bad example to use. Quinton Reviews’ whole deal is making absurdly long in-depth reviews of random kids media and related merchandise because it’s ridiculous to talk 12+ hours about them. Like… I know this is the piss on the poor website, but y’all gotta get better at recognizing satire.

* For those wondering why the video is so long, it’s an episode by episode analysis of not only the Beverly Hillbillies, but also everything connected to it (for example, an episode by episode review of every show that crossed over with it, such as Petticoat Junction).

#I don’t even disagree with the X user here #a lot of content creators are insanely bad at making long form content #especially in the video essay sphere #but this isn’t that fam

general psa: do not rant about how much you don’t like apps to the cashier who will get in trouble if he does not mention the app to you.

#like holy fuck dude just say you’re not interested and move on #personal venting #working retail

teawitch

I had a dream last night that I was back working guest relations at Epcot.

Except they'd added a Greece pavilion and people were complaining about the monsters waylaying people in the parking lot.

I kept explaining that this an expected part of ancient Greek culture. But no one wants an authentic experience these days.

exaggeratedrebel

I misread “Greece” as “Geese” and didn’t even question it.

me, playing new game: this is fun but wow (specific elements of the game) feel really off

game devs in their AI disclosure: guess what we used for those specific things

#vagueblogging because I otherwise like the game and do not like Discourse #but like #it’s really jarring

just-your-average-tangerine

Pour one out for all my coworkers who seem to be suffering from a devastating condition where if they do their jobs correctly they die or something

boitterfly

how it feels when everyone is online at the same time

crowboy-bebop

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

curlicuecal

#I don’t what’s the best part #the audacity of the starling #the bewildered chirp-screaming for backup #the backup being just as confused #the constant attempts of the starling to sit with the eggs #fully aware of and ignoring said screaming #or the VERY GENTLE eviction at the end

vetchtibbles

a moment of silence for my roommate who has to endure me doing linguistics homework. out loud. making sounds with parts of my mouth and throat I didn’t even realise I could use to make sounds. repeatedly and with passion

teacupsandcyanide

i think the moment of silence needs to come directly from you on this one

I currently work retail to make ends meet, and I won’t lie, I got a kick out of my very, very excitable Gen Z coworker figuring out in real time that I’m dyslexic.

#I always stumble over or flip the last two numbers when ringing up the total #and it took a solid a month #but she was like OH SHIT #when she finally got it

I know people mourn the death of malls as third spaces for teenagers, but also, retail workers aren’t fucking free childcare.

#not sure if this is a hot take #I think teens should have the freedom to shop or browse or even loiter unsupervised!#HOWEVER #kids not being left to wander stores for hours on end is a good thing actually #malls were a stop gap for what was actually missing: teen activity centers without entry barriers #and I totally get why mall owners quickly clamped down on unsupervised children

cat-skull

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

#hooting and hollering for this take #ADA!!! COMPLIANT!!!! SIDEWALKS!!!!!!! AND PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!!!!! plz #like theoretically my neighborhood is walkable but the sidewalks randomly disappear #and there’s no clear way to walk to all the stores in the closest shopping center #there’s clusters of stores and no walkways betweeen them???#you just cross the parking lot and pray

liirker-at-thresholds

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

liirker-at-thresholds

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

exaggeratedrebel

My favorite detail is the “18 hours ago…” bit.

Mostly because it conveys:

a) they absolutely have notifications on for mentions about their totally-not-a-cult and it still took nearly a full day for them to notice, or

b) they’re /that bad/ at namesearching themselves on Tumblr.

#speed running the silly blue building #remember the days when everyone on the internet quaked in their boots about calling them the c word #c being cult #because Pepperidge Farm remembers

being nonbinary for so many years years cooked with my head. I identify as a transman now, but I also… don’t just give a shit about conforming

what bathroom do I use? the closest one

do I correct someone misgendering me? depends on how chaotic I feel

does matter if the buttons on the button-up I’m wearing are on the left or right? no. tell me I’m cute.

#personal ramble #to be deleted #gender is a construct that I occasionally tinker with but otherwise ignore #although to be fair #big mama Tina gets a free pass on incorrect pronouns at work and NO ONE else

I write an email.

I proofread three times.

I read it aloud to myself.

I proofread again.

I hit send.

I notice a massive fucking typo after it’s too late to recall the e-mail.

#this was a super important email too #oh well I’ll move on because there’s no time travel yet

only-horse-polls

What kind of horse do you see most often where you live?

Warmbloods (Hanoverian, Oldenburger, [Country] Warmblood, etc)

Stock horses (Quarters, Brumby, Paints, etc)

Ponies (Shetland, New Forest, Haflinger, etc)

Draft horses (Irish Cob, Shire, Ardenner, etc)

Whatever kind the royal guard has

I don't have horses in close proximity.

Mysterious 6th option (You cannot identify horse)

Voting ended onMay 19

#burros #I know there’s people who own horses out here but I never see them #but the burros are fucking everywhere #poll

Who is the dipshit that decided the mobile app users don’t need a goddamn COMMA?

#wtf is this update

notjusthespongenextdoor

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

notjusthespongenextdoor

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

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