Excaliburnt

Like the sword, but all burnt out

[gamechangershow]

[threebodybot]

m1=59.2 m2=98.0 m3=112.5 (solar masses) v1x=4.095 v1y=4.295 v2x=2.405 v2y=4.056 v3x=-6.031 v3y=3.065 (km/s) x1=4.0 y1=-12.0 x2=22.0 y2=-24.0 x3=15.0 y3=10.0 (AU from center) Music: Prelude in E Minor – Chopin

[thisdisappearingland]

Back in the office/ back on my bullshit

[lana]

[thisdisappearingland]

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[willisahappygrahamcracker]

[mountainashfae]

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

[wrathofthestag]

[snazzybees]

This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

[excaliburnt]

Scientific papers should have a "concrete" after the "abstract."

Okay, thanks for the brief summary intended for other academics, now give a brief summary for someone who knows nothing about your topic. Put it in Fortnite terms or Football terms or Helldivers 2 terms, anything to expand your audience.

[shampoopheasant]

[entropificationer]

in RStudio. straight up “instolling it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My pakage

[neil-gaiman]

are you a cat person?

Only in Arthur.

Otherwise I'm an actual human person.

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[capnsoapy]

Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

[nine-fifteenths-deactivated2024]

[wolfer-aid]

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

[wolfer-aid]

stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[freakvampiresex]

im taking media away from some of u guys until you can pass a 6th grade literary analysis test

[freakvampiresex]

you guys think im fucking joking but im not. i cannot deal with another second of people complaining about stories "glorifying" their subject matter just because no one turned to the camera and said, "hey guys, just so you know, this thing is Bad and Not Good, and this story is about Why it is Bad and Not Good."

[freakvampiresex]

i say this with love in my heart. But i genuinely do believe some of you on this horrid webbedsite are so used to only consuming media that explicitly tells you what you are supposed to take away from it (i.e. children's media) that youve lost the ability to examine media beyond a surface level

[wolfythewitch]

His odyssey,,,,,, it continues,,,,,

[wolfythewitch]

WHAT THE FUCK

[jesseengland]

The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

[animentality]

[t00thpasteface]

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO MY NEIGHBORS FOR THE GIRLISH SCREAMS I JUST SCRUMPT AT 1:20 AM. THERE WAS A COCKROACH IN MY ROOM. SURELY YOU UNDERSTAND.