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@excalibursonicheritageposts
come home I miss you
So sorry to hear that evilsonicofficial
I am afraid I have not been the most attentive in recent days, my lord...Arthur. But I have heard tell that this 14th day of the month of February is one in which the people of this time honor those who are most dear to their hearts.
In that vein, I have procured this box of chocolates and this rose, which I have been told are the appropriate gifts for the day of Saint Valentine.
-Sir Lancelot
Oh! I-... Well, this is.... heheheh, I didn't take you as the kind that'd enjoy this kind of holiday.
[He carefully takes both items and takes a moment to marvel at them]
This is rather lovely of you, Lance. To have taken the time to research something so foreign to you, especially something like this...
To tell the truth, I didn't know you considered our relationship to be this.. intimate. Not that I mind! Not at all! I mean, I... I don't dislike the idea of us--...
[He starts to fiddle with the rose's stem, clearly agitated. He then sighs loudly.]
Man, who would've thought one of the most fearsome warriors on the battlefield could be so charming, huh.
W-well...I didn’t intent to be presumptuous A-arthur.
He fusses noticeably for a moment before he takes a breath and turns back into a knight again.
I just wanted to express my admiration for you, and everything you have accomplished as my lord. And it...it was implied that such admiration could be either platonic or...or romantic, depending on the situation.`
And...um...*clears his throat* I was trained in being a gentleman, as well as a warrior.
That would explain a lot, not all members of the round table as gallant as yourself.
I am touched by this token of your fondness, it isn't often I am shown gratitude for my acts, not that I really want that anyways. I want you to know this means a great deal to me, more so coming from you.
While on the subject, Lance, I've known of your affections for quite a while now, I just... I dunno, I didn't know in which direction you wanted to take things, or if you even wanted anything to begin with, so I never brought up the topic. To be frank, I'm kinda mad I wasn't the one to take the first step... sort of, technically.
I...I am glad you feel that way, Arthur...
But then upon hearing the last paragraph he’s instantly flustered and obviously upset.
I...I’m sorry I...*he bites his lip as he tries to find the right words* I was...overly presumptuous, and I didn’t mean to impose...or not...I don’t--
You’ve broken him.
Hey, It's alright, I don't mind one bit. In fact, I'd argue I'm the one that's been overstepping boundaries here.
Just so you know, I'm not telling you to define the nature of our relationship right now, nor am I going to force you into something you don't want. If you want me to forget about this and drop the topic just say it.
That is just it, my--Arthur--I...I want...
He struggles with his words again, before he looks away, closes his eyes, and takes a breath. He is silent for a moment and when he opens his eyes again his voice has a sad resignation to it and he won’t look at Arthur.
You are correct, my lord. It would be best if...
I am your knight. Sworn to serve you, protect you, and applaud you. That is my duty, and I should not shirk it to pursue...extraneous attachments.
Look dude, I'm not saying that selflessness is bad but sweet Gaia please start considering your own wants. I've told you time and time again that there's more to life than serving a king, right? Well there's no king right now, just a guy with a gaudy crown and a dumb title, so you'll have to start exploring your personality beyond just following an oath.
I've come to learn that you're as stubborn as a broody guy I once knew, so just for the record I'll let you know I'm plenty stubborn myself. When I say that I'm not going to accept you seeing yourself as nothing more than a servant I mean it. Either you start thinking of yourself as your own person or I'll annoy you until you do so.
Now, let me ask you something, and I want you to forget about chivalry and all that stuff, answer truthfully: What do you want?
Lance peers back at Arthur: despite the stoicism of his posture, his eyes are very vulnerable.
What...what I want.
Funnily enough, in a weird twist of irony it’s because Arthur ordered him to answer truthfully that he now actually will.
I want...I want to be by your side. Always. You shine like the sun and I want to be close enough to feel your golden light on my face.
I can achieve that by just being your knight, my lord. So I would be content with merely that. But...
he looks down, and he’s blushing enough that the tips of his ears turn red
I would...I would like more. Arthur.
[A deep blush overspread Arthur's muzzle at Lance's confession, each word had been spoken so sincerely he could swear he felt his heart flutter. For the first time in a while, he felt so incredibly flustered he hardly knew his tail had started wagging.
This didn't last long however, as the king was fast to compose himself, a skill that had proved to be vital for the past four years. Yet his cheeks were still burning and he felt as if, were he to speak, words would surely fail him, yet he was determined to do it nonetheless.]
Man.. I really am kinda angry I wasn't the one to make the first move, heh.. Lance, after watching you putting yourself second ever since we met, how could I deny such a simple request?
[With the chocolate box and rose tightly held on one hand, Arthur took a few steps forward to stand face to face with the ebon. His free hand reached to pull the ultimate knight's visor up, stopping for a few seconds as if readying himself for what he was about to do before gingerly tilting his knight's chin up so that their eyes locked.]
I know fate has a thing with messing with us, but... if you want to be by my side, I'd love nothing more than to have the honor of facing every day side by side with the one person in this world I treasure the most.
I am afraid I have not been the most attentive in recent days, my lord...Arthur. But I have heard tell that this 14th day of the month of February is one in which the people of this time honor those who are most dear to their hearts.
In that vein, I have procured this box of chocolates and this rose, which I have been told are the appropriate gifts for the day of Saint Valentine.
-Sir Lancelot
Oh! I-... Well, this is.... heheheh, I didn't take you as the kind that'd enjoy this kind of holiday.
[He carefully takes both items and takes a moment to marvel at them]
This is rather lovely of you, Lance. To have taken the time to research something so foreign to you, especially something like this...
To tell the truth, I didn't know you considered our relationship to be this.. intimate. Not that I mind! Not at all! I mean, I... I don't dislike the idea of us--...
[He starts to fiddle with the rose's stem, clearly agitated. He then sighs loudly.]
Man, who would've thought one of the most fearsome warriors on the battlefield could be so charming, huh.
W-well...I didn’t intent to be presumptuous A-arthur.
He fusses noticeably for a moment before he takes a breath and turns back into a knight again.
I just wanted to express my admiration for you, and everything you have accomplished as my lord. And it...it was implied that such admiration could be either platonic or...or romantic, depending on the situation.`
And...um...*clears his throat* I was trained in being a gentleman, as well as a warrior.
That would explain a lot, not all members of the round table as gallant as yourself.
I am touched by this token of your fondness, it isn't often I am shown gratitude for my acts, not that I really want that anyways. I want you to know this means a great deal to me, more so coming from you.
While on the subject, Lance, I've known of your affections for quite a while now, I just... I dunno, I didn't know in which direction you wanted to take things, or if you even wanted anything to begin with, so I never brought up the topic. To be frank, I'm kinda mad I wasn't the one to take the first step... sort of, technically.
I...I am glad you feel that way, Arthur...
But then upon hearing the last paragraph he’s instantly flustered and obviously upset.
I...I’m sorry I...*he bites his lip as he tries to find the right words* I was...overly presumptuous, and I didn’t mean to impose...or not...I don’t--
You’ve broken him.
Hey, It's alright, I don't mind one bit. In fact, I'd argue I'm the one that's been overstepping boundaries here.
Just so you know, I'm not telling you to define the nature of our relationship right now, nor am I going to force you into something you don't want. If you want me to forget about this and drop the topic just say it.
That is just it, my--Arthur--I...I want...
He struggles with his words again, before he looks away, closes his eyes, and takes a breath. He is silent for a moment and when he opens his eyes again his voice has a sad resignation to it and he won’t look at Arthur.
You are correct, my lord. It would be best if...
I am your knight. Sworn to serve you, protect you, and applaud you. That is my duty, and I should not shirk it to pursue...extraneous attachments.
Look dude, I'm not saying that selflessness is bad but sweet Gaia please start considering your own wants. I've told you time and time again that there's more to life than serving a king, right? Well there's no king right now, just a guy with a gaudy crown and a dumb title, so you'll have to start exploring your personality beyond just following an oath.
I've come to learn that you're as stubborn as a broody guy I once knew, so just for the record I'll let you know I'm plenty stubborn myself. When I say that I'm not going to accept you seeing yourself as nothing more than a servant I mean it. Either you start thinking of yourself as your own person or I'll annoy you until you do so.
Now, let me ask you something, and I want you to forget about chivalry and all that stuff, answer truthfully: What do you want?
I am afraid I have not been the most attentive in recent days, my lord...Arthur. But I have heard tell that this 14th day of the month of February is one in which the people of this time honor those who are most dear to their hearts.
In that vein, I have procured this box of chocolates and this rose, which I have been told are the appropriate gifts for the day of Saint Valentine.
-Sir Lancelot
Oh! I-... Well, this is.... heheheh, I didn't take you as the kind that'd enjoy this kind of holiday.
[He carefully takes both items and takes a moment to marvel at them]
This is rather lovely of you, Lance. To have taken the time to research something so foreign to you, especially something like this...
To tell the truth, I didn't know you considered our relationship to be this.. intimate. Not that I mind! Not at all! I mean, I... I don't dislike the idea of us--...
[He starts to fiddle with the rose's stem, clearly agitated. He then sighs loudly.]
Man, who would've thought one of the most fearsome warriors on the battlefield could be so charming, huh.
W-well...I didn’t intent to be presumptuous A-arthur.
He fusses noticeably for a moment before he takes a breath and turns back into a knight again.
I just wanted to express my admiration for you, and everything you have accomplished as my lord. And it...it was implied that such admiration could be either platonic or...or romantic, depending on the situation.`
And...um...*clears his throat* I was trained in being a gentleman, as well as a warrior.
That would explain a lot, not all members of the round table as gallant as yourself.
I am touched by this token of your fondness, it isn't often I am shown gratitude for my acts, not that I really want that anyways. I want you to know this means a great deal to me, more so coming from you.
While on the subject, Lance, I've known of your affections for quite a while now, I just... I dunno, I didn't know in which direction you wanted to take things, or if you even wanted anything to begin with, so I never brought up the topic. To be frank, I'm kinda mad I wasn't the one to take the first step... sort of, technically.
I...I am glad you feel that way, Arthur...
But then upon hearing the last paragraph he’s instantly flustered and obviously upset.
I...I’m sorry I...*he bites his lip as he tries to find the right words* I was...overly presumptuous, and I didn’t mean to impose...or not...I don’t--
You’ve broken him.
Hey, It's alright, I don't mind one bit. In fact, I'd argue I'm the one that's been overstepping boundaries here.
Just so you know, I'm not telling you to define the nature of our relationship right now, nor am I going to force you into something you don't want. If you want me to forget about this and drop the topic just say it.
I am afraid I have not been the most attentive in recent days, my lord...Arthur. But I have heard tell that this 14th day of the month of February is one in which the people of this time honor those who are most dear to their hearts.
In that vein, I have procured this box of chocolates and this rose, which I have been told are the appropriate gifts for the day of Saint Valentine.
-Sir Lancelot
Oh! I-... Well, this is.... heheheh, I didn't take you as the kind that'd enjoy this kind of holiday.
[He carefully takes both items and takes a moment to marvel at them]
This is rather lovely of you, Lance. To have taken the time to research something so foreign to you, especially something like this...
To tell the truth, I didn't know you considered our relationship to be this.. intimate. Not that I mind! Not at all! I mean, I... I don't dislike the idea of us--...
[He starts to fiddle with the rose's stem, clearly agitated. He then sighs loudly.]
Man, who would've thought one of the most fearsome warriors on the battlefield could be so charming, huh.
W-well...I didn’t intent to be presumptuous A-arthur.
He fusses noticeably for a moment before he takes a breath and turns back into a knight again.
I just wanted to express my admiration for you, and everything you have accomplished as my lord. And it...it was implied that such admiration could be either platonic or...or romantic, depending on the situation.`
And...um...*clears his throat* I was trained in being a gentleman, as well as a warrior.
That would explain a lot, not all members of the round table as gallant as yourself.
I am touched by this token of your fondness, it isn't often I am shown gratitude for my acts, not that I really want that anyways. I want you to know this means a great deal to me, more so coming from you.
While on the subject, Lance, I've known of your affections for quite a while now, I just... I dunno, I didn't know in which direction you wanted to take things, or if you even wanted anything to begin with, so I never brought up the topic. To be frank, I'm kinda mad I wasn't the one to take the first step... sort of, technically.
I am afraid I have not been the most attentive in recent days, my lord...Arthur. But I have heard tell that this 14th day of the month of February is one in which the people of this time honor those who are most dear to their hearts.
In that vein, I have procured this box of chocolates and this rose, which I have been told are the appropriate gifts for the day of Saint Valentine.
-Sir Lancelot
Oh! I-... Well, this is.... heheheh, I didn't take you as the kind that'd enjoy this kind of holiday.
[He carefully takes both items and takes a moment to marvel at them]
This is rather lovely of you, Lance. To have taken the time to research something so foreign to you, especially something like this...
To tell the truth, I didn't know you considered our relationship to be this.. intimate. Not that I mind! Not at all! I mean, I... I don't dislike the idea of us--...
[He starts to fiddle with the rose's stem, clearly agitated. He then sighs loudly.]
Man, who would've thought one of the most fearsome warriors on the battlefield could be so charming, huh.
the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore
i want subway
Ive got a footlong right here, nya!
hey does anyone here wanna get baptized
these assholes are a bit within themselves.
also I remember a scandal involving @sonicthehedgehog and @shadowheritageposts based around sonic’s dad (aka eggman), Shadow’s sexual exploits, and the eventual murder of eggmanheritageposts. I also think egg man got killed twice.
Some that was @evilsonicheritageposts before he died.
All I did was embezzle money.
something something dead brother
i’m sonic
I’m kinda just here, honestly.
I'm also Sonic (kind of}
That's it, I'm calling a meeting of the Sonic committee and I'm appointing myself as the leader.
@hedgewolf-sonicheritageposts @evilsonicheritageposts @scourgeheritigeposts @scourgeheritageposts @moviesonicheritageposts @zonicheritageposts @fleetwaysonicheritageposts
What's up with the new dude. I was having a nice day until I noticed yet another evil double.
OK, first, is that a motherfucking sword and golden armor?
Second, I got no idea.
so we're all making character cults now huh
I don't think so, but hey, I'm down for a Church of Scourge.
I'm not starting a cult, I summoned all Sonics I know to share information about this new Sonic.
Also, yeah I have a sword and armor. That's part of being a knight I think.
Oooooh you're the King Arthur Blue, right. Sorry I forgot about ya.
I've already interacted, seems like we're dealing with some sort of collective or glitch, like a convergence point of all of us. Or some bullshit like that.
That sure is worrying. There's still a lot we don't know about him but this is a nice start, thanks Scourge. Heh, I never imagined you, of all people, would end up helping me.
That's it, I'm calling a meeting of the Sonic committee and I'm appointing myself as the leader.
@hedgewolf-sonicheritageposts @evilsonicheritageposts @scourgeheritigeposts @scourgeheritageposts @moviesonicheritageposts @zonicheritageposts @fleetwaysonicheritageposts
What's up with the new dude. I was having a nice day until I noticed yet another evil double.
no idea man, but ive dealt with Gods before, A simple evil double wont stand our group strenght!
wait... YOU'RE A KNIGHT!? thats so cool radical whoah
Excellent idea Wolf. While he may be as strong as us we have strength in numbers, though I'm still curious about this guy's whole deal.
Of course I'm cool! you jealous?
I mean kinda? but also the life of a knight is full of duty and thats just not for me
[he rests his arms on the back of his head]
however... being able to wield a sword must be cool
Come on, I was just teasing heh.
I also thought wielding a sword was cool until I had to do it, 'twas a lot of getting used to it until I finally got the hang of it, things are no fun when you have to fight "properly". Still, I don't get to swordfight as much as I used to, if you think a knight has it rough just imagine how many responsabilities a king has.
heh, maybe when we deal with this weird dude you can teach me to wield a sword
I need to take my mind off things to be honest...
[he listens to the older hedgehog before smirking]
what
[he chuckles]
you're gonna say you are a king?
[he chuckles again... and then silence]
hey... you're...
you're not saying "Sike"...
No, I'm not
Because I'm not joking about being a king
Look, it's hard to explain but, to make it short, an oversized letter opener said I was the real King Arthur and people begged me to be their king because the previous one turned out to be nothing more than an illusion, I ended up accepting because it was clear I wasn't going home anytime soon.
It isn't my style either but c'mon... those people would've suffered without a leader.
That's it, I'm calling a meeting of the Sonic committee and I'm appointing myself as the leader.
@hedgewolf-sonicheritageposts @evilsonicheritageposts @scourgeheritigeposts @scourgeheritageposts @moviesonicheritageposts @zonicheritageposts @fleetwaysonicheritageposts
What's up with the new dude. I was having a nice day until I noticed yet another evil double.
...You shouldn't have this number.
How did you get this number.
That's not important, don't worry about it.
That's it, I'm calling a meeting of the Sonic committee and I'm appointing myself as the leader.
@hedgewolf-sonicheritageposts @evilsonicheritageposts @scourgeheritigeposts @scourgeheritageposts @moviesonicheritageposts @zonicheritageposts @fleetwaysonicheritageposts
What's up with the new dude. I was having a nice day until I noticed yet another evil double.
OK, first, is that a motherfucking sword and golden armor?
Second, I got no idea.
so we're all making character cults now huh
I don't think so, but hey, I'm down for a Church of Scourge.
I'm not starting a cult, I summoned all Sonics I know to share information about this new Sonic.
Also, yeah I have a sword and armor. That's part of being a knight I think.
That's it, I'm calling a meeting of the Sonic committee and I'm appointing myself as the leader.
@hedgewolf-sonicheritageposts @evilsonicheritageposts @scourgeheritigeposts @scourgeheritageposts @moviesonicheritageposts @zonicheritageposts @fleetwaysonicheritageposts
What's up with the new dude. I was having a nice day until I noticed yet another evil double.
no idea man, but ive dealt with Gods before, A simple evil double wont stand our group strenght!
wait... YOU'RE A KNIGHT!? thats so cool radical whoah
Excellent idea Wolf. While he may be as strong as us we have strength in numbers, though I'm still curious about this guy's whole deal.
Of course I'm cool! you jealous?
I mean kinda? but also the life of a knight is full of duty and thats just not for me
[he rests his arms on the back of his head]
however... being able to wield a sword must be cool
Come on, I was just teasing heh.
I also thought wielding a sword was cool until I had to do it, 'twas a lot of getting used to it until I finally got the hang of it, things are no fun when you have to fight "properly". Still, I don't get to swordfight as much as I used to, if you think a knight has it rough just imagine how many responsabilities a king has.
That's it, I'm calling a meeting of the Sonic committee and I'm appointing myself as the leader.
@hedgewolf-sonicheritageposts @evilsonicheritageposts @scourgeheritigeposts @scourgeheritageposts @moviesonicheritageposts @zonicheritageposts @fleetwaysonicheritageposts
What's up with the new dude. I was having a nice day until I noticed yet another evil double.
no idea man, but ive dealt with Gods before, A simple evil double wont stand our group strenght!
wait... YOU'RE A KNIGHT!? thats so cool radical whoah
Excellent idea Wolf. While he may be as strong as us we have strength in numbers, though I'm still curious about this guy's whole deal.
Of course I'm cool! you jealous?
That's it, I'm calling a meeting of the Sonic committee and I'm appointing myself as the leader.
@hedgewolf-sonicheritageposts @evilsonicheritageposts @scourgeheritigeposts @scourgeheritageposts @moviesonicheritageposts @zonicheritageposts @fleetwaysonicheritageposts
What's up with the new dude. I was having a nice day until I noticed yet another evil double.
Is my boyfriend fucking dead
That's rough buddy
Christmas already, how fast. I wanted to gift you some of this world's best cousine and, since I think chilli dogs won't be of your liking, a box of fancy chocolates and a kiss on the cheek will do the trick, don't you agree?
I-.. ahem. I also got you this [he shows him a bracelet made of turquoise sea glass] I thought this would be a nice way for you to carry a small bit of home with you.
~Arthur Pendragon
Th-thank you m'lord...I mean Arthur, I apologize...
I...I will admit I do not think I've sampled the more decadent treats of this time...
*he tries one and his eyes go wide*
They are...so indescribably sweet! Pure and unfettered by any trace of sour or bitterness...
*he is absolutely just as enchanted by the bracelet but then his ears noticeably droop*
My...my sincerest apologies, my--Arthur. I tried to find something that I could gift to you, but I am afraid my lack of modern currency makes purchasing anything difficult...and even then I could not find something that properly communicated my admiration for you.
*he looks back up with fierce eyes*
But you do know that I swear my undying loyalty to you! From now until the end of time.
Nothing but the best for my hardest working subject, heh.
Frankly speaking, I didn't want anything in return for the gifts, but that doesn't mean I didn't like to hear your oath once again, my Lancelot.
My kiss on the cheek offer is still up, you know?
*he isn't wearing his visor at the moment so his blush is clearly evident*
I...I am relieved that my lack of gifts does not bother you my Arthur...
And...um...it would be remiss of me to turn down such a generous offer from my king...
Very well, consider this a token of my appreciation.
*He gently places his hands on both shoulders of the dark-furred hedgehog. Slowly, almost teasingly, he inches closer to the other's face and leaves a quick peck on his cheek, the heat on the knight's face not going unnoticed*
*His face is so red that it rivals the scarlet highlights in his quills*
Th-thank you. M’lord. My Arthur. Arthur.
Um...
*he shoves another chocolate in his mouth so that he stops talking before he says anything unbecoming of a knight*
'tis the least I can do to reward you for your loyalty, dear Lancelot. I wouldn't be against doing it again though.