All that hate is going to burn you up.

Doctor Scratch, an excellent host.

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Shrek is love, shrek is lifee

Excuse me?

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Ah yes, the silence was nice and her feet ached from going around and making sure the entire house was clean for him to home home to as if it was a hassle for him as it was. She had forgotten about the small pile and considered it okay believing that since the rest of the house was spotless it would be a forgivable thing.

But alas the door opened and gave her no comfort as she could hear him inspecting the room as soon as he entered. Here she was, sitting with ds in hand and muttering about over priced house extensions.

“The floor?” 

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“No, the things on the floor. I thought you were instructed to pick up everything,” He shot her a glare and crossed his arms. “I almost cannot believe you would act so lazy. I expect more than this.”

He tapped his foot, half expecting her to shoot up and clean it right then. When she didn’t, he realized he had been expecting too much.

“Well? Clean it.”

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Another long day of work (Does running a mob really count as work?), Scratch decided it  was time to leave the trash cans they call streets in the city and return to his not-so-humble abode. He had a speck of dirt on his normally pristine white trousers, and with his jacket tossed over his shoulder, he hailed a cab to take him home.

Hana had been instructed to clean up around the house earlier on. Scratch’s faith in her is slightly waning, but he could at least trust she’d gotten at least something done.

When he finally gets inside, he sees a small, seemingly insignificant pile of trash. Next to it, Hana was lazing in one of your big, green chairs.

He points to the pile, “What is this?”

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do u like ponies?

Sure, I suppose.

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memes are love, memes are life

I am not seeing the correlation between an internet joke within a small community and the survival of a species as well as a man-made concept caused by the release of dopamine and norepinephrine inside of the brain when someone sees another being that seems fit to produce offspring with.

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bro get some chill, just locate your chill and sit down with some dank memes

Excuse me? I am not entirely sure I understand what you mean. 

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She is grounded.

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why you ackin so cray cray

Cease and desist, anonymous.

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all hail coppy, the one true god

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coppy is only a friendly copier who wants to help you, no need to be rude.

Coppy is a copy machine. I should be helping it, not the other way around.

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cmon he just wants to help you blog, you soggy used tea bag

Well, this is a first. I am not sure that I have ever been called a ‘soggy used tea bag’ before. Though I am sure that I will not be called it again. I do not take this disrespect from the Handmaid and I surely won’t take it from you. If I knew who you were, you would be grounded.

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You like the coppy machine dont you doc?

I was not attempting to be cryptic with my previous response. No, I do not.

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[Coppy voice] This is your Tumblr dashboard!

Please refrain from sending me asks about the copy machine.

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Show us your medical degree then

I am not obligated to prove myself to an anonymous user on Tumblr.com

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Are you actually a doctor?

Well, of course. Why would I not be?

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