if you are a cueball leave

handmaid/6 sweeps/currently living in hell probably (no icons or art is mine!)

[recentgooglesearches]

Is recentgooglesearches and recentbingsearches…

[trollplay]

Send my troll a symbol:

♋ - What do you think about the caste system? ♓ - Have you ever killed anyone? ♒ - Do you have any scars? ✆ - Last troll you talked to? ☼ - Have you ever been out during the day? ♠ - What do you look for in a kismesis? ♦ - What do you look for in a moirail? ♥ - What do you look for in a matesprit? ♣ - What do you look for in a mediator? ღ - What’s your lusus like? ❣ - Any crushes?

[handmaderage]

Fallout Boy {Sentence Starters}

"No, it's nothing wrong with me."

"Be careful making wishes in the dark!"

"I'm here to collect your heart."

"You look so pretty, but you're gone so soon."

"Why is this bedroom so cold?"

"I'm bad behavior but I do it in the best way."

"Clear your throat and face the world."

"I don't care what you think as long as it's about me."

"Live with me forever, now."

I hope this is the last time."

"I know I'm bad news."

"I try to picture me without you, but I can't!"

"I never meant for you to fix yourself."

"I dare you to say they taste the same!"

"Is my timing that flawed?"

"I don't believe a word you say, but I can't stop listening."

"This conversation's been dead on arrival."

"You’re the antidote to everything except for me."

"Do you cry out in your sleep?"

"I'm still comparing your past to my future."

"I know I expect too much."

"Letting people down is my thing, baby."

"My childhood spat back out the monster that you see."

"Love will tear us apart again."

"Some legends are told. Some turn to dust or to gold."

"The best of us can find happiness in misery."

"I think you're my best friend."

"Burn everything you love, then burn the ashes."

"Remember me for centuries!"

"There's no way to talk to you!"

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handmaid/6/currently indifferent to everything

[excellenthxst]

Another long day of work (Does running a mob really count as work?), Scratch decided it  was time to leave the trash cans they call streets in the city and return to his not-so-humble abode. He had a speck of dirt on his normally pristine white trousers, and with his jacket tossed over his shoulder, he hailed a cab to take him home.

Hana had been instructed to clean up around the house earlier on. Scratch’s faith in her is slightly waning, but he could at least trust she’d gotten at least something done.

When he finally gets inside, he sees a small, seemingly insignificant pile of trash. Next to it, Hana was lazing in one of your big, green chairs.

He points to the pile, “What is this?”

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Ah yes, the silence was nice and her feet ached from going around and making sure the entire house was clean for him to home home to as if it was a hassle for him as it was. She had forgotten about the small pile and considered it okay believing that since the rest of the house was spotless it would be a forgivable thing.

But alas the door opened and gave her no comfort as she could hear him inspecting the room as soon as he entered. Here she was, sitting with ds in hand and muttering about over priced house extensions.

“The floor?” 

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...

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he said i was grounded so im sitting in my room

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my icon is me

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excellenthxst said with much angry passion

You’re grounded.

no youre grounded

[handmaderage]

the memes are so sick it's unreal dude... they're in the meme hospital for totally ill memes.

mememēm/

noun

an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.

a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc. that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.

[handmaderage]

dont worry doc, your arent completly useless

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you don't know about these hella ill memes? bruh

do the memes need medicine? 

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how do you feel about le sick memes

sick memes? whats that

[brainarchy]

[crissle]

IT JUST ASKED ME IF I NEEDED HELP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG DIE

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