exceptionalzed

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I stand by the fact that Velvette is Coco Chanel and Vox is L Ron Hubbard.

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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a charismatic green machine??

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Zombies 4 sucked and the only thing that could have saved it was Willa casually going, “How long are we supposed to be out here? I’m supposed to have date night with A-spen by 8!”

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also what's Willa's Thing™? Zed's football, Addison's cheerleading, Eliza's science, and Willa's is... teaching? drama? she had a pointer thing.

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being hot

i mean uh… leadership, yeah, leadership.

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“I asked Grok” “I asked ChatGPT” okay well I asked Bonzo and he said zog ziggy zrog zig zoggy zog zig.

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“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” okay??? i’m exceptional zed???? to all my family and friends?????

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they’re in a queerplatonic relationship, fight me

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2 years later and I will continue to spread the message of truth

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Do I prefer the Once Upon a Time or the Descendants Character version?

The Evil Queen

OUAT - requires no explanation

Jasmine and Aladdin

Descendants - CALL US JALADDIN~

Maleficent

Descendants - it’s Kristen fucking Chenowith

Evil Queen Child

Descendants - sorry Henry, Evie’s cooler

Cruella De Vil

OUAT - honestly both mid but i have to pick

Hades

Descendants - Do What You Gotta Do eats

Ursula

OUAT - at least she’s on screen…

Merlin

Descendants - silly little wizard man ♥️

Jafar

Descendants - I don’t remember him in OUAT

Okay that’s all I care to rank

I have not watched OUAT in a long time btw

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No cause I wanna be a silly wizard with my silly magic and my sparkly robe of many things and alchemy and whimsy and a dash of lunacy

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Descendants & Z-O-M-B-I-E-S characters and who they main in Overwatch 2 except I provide no explanation and accept no criticism:

Zed - Genji

Eliza - Sombra

A-Spen - Echo

Willa - Reaper

Addison - Kiriko (bad wig twinsies)

Wynter - Wrecking Ball

Wyatt - Mercy

Mal - Zarya

Evie - D.va

Jay - Junkrat (most confident in this)

Carlos - Bastion

Red - Ashe

Chloe - Pharah

Uma - Ramattra

I hope there’s at least a little OW-Disney fandoms overlap

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I know all the Descendants and especially Rise of Red wigs are really crappy.

But let’s never forget…

her.

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Do What You Gotta Do is also pretty high up there

PLEASE give me more classic broadway style songs like Evil Like Me, disney I’m begging you

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I have a lot of capcut memes ready to go

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I still remain a Mal x Evie QPR truther

Chloe and Red? I mean come on??

Hades and Maleficent were just each others beards.

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So we all love Cheyenne Jackson right like Hades was perfect and Do What You Gotta Do was a bop

I am begging look at this man’s solo work, specifically https://youtu.be/5gRJJ1g2O2Y?si=rKuCa_f97RLL-a0b

It’s so gay and I think he just wanted an excuse to dance with every sexy man in uniform he could find and I’m confident half this youtube video’s views are just me

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How badly do you think Disney wanted to write “love ain’t shit” but had to censor it?

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Maddox Hatter was not batshit insane enough for a mad hatter if you ask me

Where’s the whimsy? The utter chaotic joy? The silly goofy evil laughter and wide feral eyes as he giggles and unveils his time machine while steepling his fingers?

I do like his stupid hair

But he did not exhibit proper mercury vapor induced eccentricity and mental instability

OUAT Mad Hatter did it a lil better