Excuse My Latest Obsession

Just hyperfixations and pure cringe enjoyment of anything and everything I like 👍

[michaelnordeman]

Värmland, Sweden (March 22, 2024).

[excusemylatestobsession]

Being a writer kind of stinks sometimes. I have this delightful blourbo who is also the perfect baby girl, aka middle aged man.

And as i'm generating the content, i'm squee-ing and kicking my feet. No one else knows this character exists besides like five people. Of the five, only two are really interested in it.

Aaghhg!!!

So I will content myself by sharing some of my favorite lines that i've written so far:

{ Daniel spots the lie, the second it leaves her mouth but decides not to mess with that load bearing wall of denial just yet.}

{ "That way they won't be alone and can live on in some small way. You may think it's sentimental and you'd be correct. But just because they died that way doesn't mean they deserve to stay alone. No one does." Daniel finishes calming enough to clear his mind.}

{ Seeing her wary expression he clarifies emphatically, " the human contents are freely given. Some for a price, while others seek..." he pauses unsure how to be polite while being thorough.}

{ Daniel smiled ruefully to himself muttering softly, "Folly is bound up in the heart of a child." Then he turns back to face her. " I like you. God help me but I like you." He says with a bittersweet smile.}

[excusemylatestobsession]

I am reading the first chapter of Da Vinci's first notebook, and i'm really getting a kick out of translating these beautiful sounding sentences into modern day equivalents.

Ex.

"What trust can we place in the ancients?"

'HA! Old people are stupid'

" I am fully aware that the fact of my not being a man of letters may cause certain presumptuous persons to think that they with reason, blame me, alleging that I am a man without learning."

'Snobs don't listen to me because I don't have a degree.'

" They strut about puffed up and pompous. Decked out and adorned, not with their own labors, but those of others and they will not ever allow me my own."

'Critics will read one book and think they are a genuis. But unless I have to read that exact book, my words and experience are worthless to them.'

[excusemylatestobsession]

Quick observation: Most birdsong is mating calls. Most human songs are also mating songs...

This brings up the possibility of breakup birdsongs... and I think that's something to ponder.

[oo0lady-mad0oo]

I just finished Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes and realized halfway through the epilogue that Coriolanus is a bird too. Everyone is making comparisons to Lucy Grey, Katniss, Haymitch, Lenore Dove, all their birds, but Coriolanus is too! He's a cuckoo! An invasive bird that pushes the weaker ones out of the nest to take all the resources for themselves. I know cuckoos are laid in other nests by their parents but Coriolanus kinda did that for himself when Sejeanus died. He weaseled his way into becoming a surrogate son for the Plinth's! He accidentally placed himself so perfectly to just drop in and take everything that was meant to go to Sejeanus. Just a thought.

[stevencharleston]

it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

[raccoonmilf]

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

[raccoonmilf]

You misunderstand. My father has accidentally been on multiple dates now with multiple guys he was hoping wanted to be friends 😅

[raccoonmilf]

Oh bless him

[poison-black2]

[excusemylatestobsession]

Love 💕☀️

[kragehund-est]

i put a message in my work group chat because im illnessing. and my coworker sent me the AI gen summary he received

[rebelandrichgirl]

The pope is dead.

I know the shit show is going to start soon about the church’s view on women and lgbtq that obviously he is very much responsible for of not really starting a process of changing that.

We obviously have no influence on this, but also concerning the public opinion: Please don’t make this a “I’m not voting for Kamala bc Gaza”-thing…

And then being surprised that in the end the world was indeed comparably lucky with this guy…

Even if you’re not catholic the pope has a great influence on the public opinion. Pope Francis was on the right side concerning refugees, concerning peace between countries as well as between religions.

Let’s hope (or pray, if that’s your thing) that the next one is not a guy who says putting sinners in prisons in El Salvador and bombing heathens in Gaza is indeed God’s work…

[franzis-frantic-thoughts]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Of course this is how I learned. How else?

[excusemylatestobsession]

Damn it tumblr!! You got me too.

[roseforviolet]

[excusemylatestobsession]

I woke up and am trying to get back to sleep but my dumbass brain is playing the stupid banana bones song for the past 15 minutes ... on loop. Hypnogia is a bitch sometimes.

[maeamian]

If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline [phone]) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

[maeamian]

You can reblog this without your thoughts about the US Military, btw, that's allowed.

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

[excusemylatestobsession]

When I was in high school as an undiagnosed Autistic girl, I had many scripts... and thought myself a genius.

This bit me in the ass and I will now recount the tale of my mortification.

I was going to a certain arched restaurant and one of the servers was one of my acquaintances. I was a freshman and a purity culture brat. I saw the lady had a band aid on her neck. So I asked about it to be polite, and she said it was from a curling iron... ( I did not realizing, that is slang for a hickey). My dumbass replied "I'd like to see the other guy."

My intent was to poke fun and frame it as an absurd fight between her and a disgruntled technological rebellion. In reality, it was a bit too close to home lol. My mother was trying her best not to laugh as the worker got a bit flustered.

I swear I meant nothing malicious. I'm just an idiot.

[suffer-louder]

Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!