The one and only Goblin Queen

I'm the Reverend Doctor Wrath, and this is some sort of a blog! Some folks seem to think I'm pretty neat, and I'm the best in the world at keeping staff paper in a camera shot. Follow for whatever I feel like reblogging, a lot of stuff in the tags, and the occasional fun with the english language. She or They series pronouns, mid 30s, located in California somewhere. Unless the tags say otherwise, anything is rebloggable if you want and the tags are always quotable. Header by Laurie Raye

[pisshandkerchief]

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

[thatsbelievable]

[goon]

[segamascott]

[blackpyrefly]

[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player

[omtai]

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

[maeamian]

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[kn0wmore]

[pettycentral]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[endreal]

while you were studying the blade, I was studying the sheathe. look, I embroidered daisies on it for you. have a good quest sweetie, come home safe, I love you!

[maxknightley]

I think what really bothers me about video game difficulty discourse is the way that it equates "inaccessibility" with "artistic choices that may alienate certain disabled players."

[maxknightley]

like, okay, speaking as a musician and an autistic woman: there are certain sounds that I am simply not going to enjoy, right? I don't like music that's too heavy on the high end, because it sounds shrill. I've listened to music that had so much Stuff Going On at once that is literally made me feel sick from overstimulation. But that doesn't mean that music shouldn't exist, or that the creators should make a hypothetical pared-down remix just so I specifically can enjoy it. There's other music out there which I like! It's fine! I'll listen to that instead!!

and, idk, it bothers me because there are a lot of legitimate accessibility features that I think every game should have. there's no reason for a puzzle game to be inaccessible to colorblind people. there's no reason that an execution-heavy game shouldn't allow you to set up alternate control schemes. but the solution is not "make the puzzles easier" or "make the bosses do less damage" any more than the "solution" to a complicated piece of writing is "create a version where everything is written using simpler language." idk! it just feels like a refusal to engage with art as art and not Product.

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[encryptidarchivist]

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

oh wow… how serene…

[kosmogrl]

hey so can somebody please do something about all of this

[100493503004422]

refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free