“Prince? King? There ain’t no grand General or nothin’? OH! I bet yer king is the head of all military stuff, ain’t he?” He eyed this Prince, noting how confused he was to see the yordle and his steed. Kled could almost gag at how polite this young man seemed to be- aren’t leaders supposed to be feared?
“Yer… Com-poh-sure is a lot different from General Swain- Not that he ain’t anythin’ great. What’s with all the smilin’ an’- I AIN’T NO SIR!” He suddenly screeched mid-sentence. It seemed his brain had finally processed what the Prince said. “I haven’t been a ‘sir’ for hundreds o’ years now!”
“I am Kled! High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company- and that ain’t even all my titles! I been a loyal Noxian soldier fer’ centuries!” The yordle then squinted in thought. “Skaarl, what did we come here for again?”
“OH YEAH! Listen here princy, yer troops been trespassin’ on MY land and I came in here to yell at the idiot who sent em’ there!”
“The king is the head of the entire nation, si-” He paused, clearing his throat and taking a moment to recall all of Kled’s titles. “High Major Commandore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company.”
“He commands the military, the legal system, the laws... but I digress.” Jarvan was all too aware that he tended to continue on for far longer than absolutely necessary; and that those around him tended not to like it very much at all. He suspected this was especially true of his visitor, who seemed to have little patience for anything he did not like - not that Jarvan blamed him for it at all. Rather, he inclined his head with a small smile.
“May I ask where it is, this place you call your home?” Jarvan suspected that this Noxian (how had he arrived within these lands without garnering the attention of the guards, anyway?) lived upon Noxian soil, and if that truly was the case, then...
His father would hardly be pleased with this son of his allowing a Noxian to remain, let alone meet with him, face to face.
“I am certain you understand the delicacy of the issue.”