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Jules of Nature
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The Stonewall Inn
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Not today Justin

if i look back, i am lost
Claire Keane
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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distressing things to say to your friends
there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful
yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…
i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it
playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes
A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.
You wish you were me
I can do it on rocks also
i really like that pictures of anteaters swimming look like someone tried to recreate the loch ness monster on a budget like
Sergio Vallés, 1984-
Gamer Moment, 2024, oil on canvas panel
"if you ship zukka where's suki" dont worry i worked out a completely flawless solution
oh you dont like chihuahuas because theyre "annoying and stupid"? that's funny, chihuahuas told me they feel the same way about you
it is a rookie mistake to assume that the person making deeply anachronistic, inaccurate, and fairytale-esque knightposts knows nothing about real knights. i know all about real knights. i just think overseeing the farmland on your estate, explicitly being in it for (more) land and money, fighting less than half the year, and dying of cholera is sort of boring while swearing undying oaths is really sexy
hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)
You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?
You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?
"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen
Awakening SproutingSeed. Jen Violette. Glass.
“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me
I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature
you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed