My favorite lines from Good Omens
“Not just a southern pansy, Mr Shadwell, the southern pansy” - Aziraphale as Madam Tracy
“Oh lord, heal this bike” - Crowley
“Just drive the car, please.” - Aziraphale
“DUCKS- they’re what water slides off..” -Crowley
“He’s the Antichrist, he’s got some sort of automatic defense thingy” - Crowley
“Bweeboo, beebwo, beebu— look fish stew, anyway” -Crowley
“ALCAHOL. Quite extraordinary amounts of alcahol” - Crowley
“Didn’t fall, just sauntered vaguely downwards.” - Crowley
“Tickety boo” - Aziraphale
“Yeah I got that it was the ‘wiggle on’” - Crowley
“right—“ “RIGHT.” Crowley, Aziraphale
“Dolphins! Brains the size of... damn big brains” -Crowley
“Well that went down like a lead balloon” - Crowley
“GET THEE BEHIND ME FOUL FEIND!.. After you :)” - Aziraphale
“hEy Aziraphale, see you found a ride. Nice dress, suits you.” - Crowley, literally stepping out of a flaming Bentley like it’s not on fire
“ I AM HAVING A MOMENT HERE.” - Crowley
“What’d he do to get everyone so upset?” “He said be kind to eachother.” “Oh well that’ll do it.” - Crowley, Aziraphale, Crowley
“I’m...soft.” - Aziraphale
“That was scrumptious” - Aziraphale
“If you lined up everyone in world and asked them to describe the velvet underground, nobody at all would say bebop.” - Crowley
“Right. Well that was a Thing.” - Crowley
“Watch out that unicorns gonna make a run for it! Oh it’s too late— TOO LATE! Oh well you still got one of them!” - Crowley
“I can’t disss... not do what I’m told.” - Aziraphale
“Excuse me ma’am, we’re two supernatural entities just looking for the notorious son of Satan, wonder if you light help is with our enquiries?” - Crowley
“Can I hear a wahoo?” - Crowley
“Right, so the M25 is now a flaming circle and that’s my fault.” - Crowley
“I s t h a t a s p o t ?” - Crowley, to his fucking plants, absolutely livid
“tHaNk YoU fOr My PoRnOgRaPhY! :)” - Gabriel
“I don’t suppose that anywhere in the nine circles of hell there’s such a thing as a rubber duck?” - Aziraphale as Crowley
“yOu CaNt Do NiNeTy MiLeS aN hOuR iN cEnTrAl LoNdOn!” - Aziraphale
“Why not?” - Crowley, in response to the last one, literally taking his hands off the wheel.
“I’m the archangel fUcking Gabriel.” - have a guess.
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