Knowledge Is Power.

I don’t know what I’m doing back here.

[why-do-they-call-it-spoons]

Hello!

I’m going to Surrey university this September (bio veterinary), and staying at the accommodation there.

So if anyone is going to Surrey/ is currently there and wants to chat please message me.

I’ve tagged some interests for things in common. ~apologises for the awkwardness ~

[mizgnomer]

Crowley’s Fake Smiles

Bonus:  A couple of full-blown, real, dimpled Crowley smiles

[valtoon]

open for better quality

[if you want to repost please ask me first and don’t forget to tag me and give credit]

[pinof]

proud fish dad

[waterdnp]

phil liveshow 9/29/19

we’re back, bois. we don’t fuck with tradition. 

phil now has a green screen that he keeps changing the background of. we are now floating in space while people send gay flag emojis. i love liveshows. 

they have “good internet” which means literally nothing because he’s still glitching

NORMAN!! I LOVE NORMAN!! 

PHIL SET UP A NORMAN CAM AND HE’S SWITCHED TO IT AND WE’RE WATCHING NORMAN SWIM AROUND I LOVE HIM 

the camera is moving is dan holding the norman cam,,,,these gays

phil forgot to tweet. seasons change but people don’t. 

we really hanging out with glasses and roots phil huh,,,

he’s disappointed by his own inability to see things without his glasses

now we’re hanging out in autumn (green screen) 

phil didn’t think we’d notice that he was starting to grow his hair out, but he realized that the top of his hair was getting all weird and he then chose to redye his hair a new color called “iced chocolate”!

we’re gonna play a game where phil lets us guess some outtake images from his video! 

he started showing the first clip and then his entire stream shut down lmao phil you tried so hard 

now the entire phandom is back to brent’s livestream lmaoooo (”the dan and phil preshow minus dan”, #philisgod, etc.)

phil has returned, and the first image was a lemon!

every time he shows an image his younow breaks phil PLEASE 

BRENT SAYS HE’S ACTUALLY MET DAN AND PHIL SDFJKSDLF I LOVE THIS MAN 

we made it back to discover that the second picture was a raccoon and a starbucks cup, and phil decided he’d try again. clearly this was a bad decision. i love a good shitshow 

the third one i think was norman? it might have been? there was a norman cam immediately after it. the last one was phil upside down, and now phil has given up. (AHA WE FOUND OUT LATER IT WAS NORMAN)

phil has SEGMENTS now and segment 2 is “news story of the weeeeeeeeeeek” this implies weekly lives thank u phil very cool 

phil just told the story of a woman who swallowed her engagement ring in her sleep because she had a dream about it and he showed us a PICTURE of the ring INSIDE OF HER… she got it removed and will be getting married next year. wild. 

now we’re talking about weird things we’ve done in our sleep and phil has a popup in which he spelled weird as “werid”

he’s just laughing at weird things people have said this is a good experience 

someone asked him to grow a fucking beard lola this is your fault

PHIL SAID NO BEARD HAHA SUCK IT 

phil says he won’t grow a beard because he thinks the beard edits are enough aha it’s backfired 

the beard will be grown in november 2025 don’t forget 

back to norman cam i love this fish more than i should 

phil’s going to be playing some games on livestreams so tweet some short games to him!

phil doesn’t like mario kart tour im unstanning

phil’s going to the dog event on oct 12 

we now have a dog background i love him 

phil missed it chapter 2 so he might have to wait for the dvd 

phil has learned a bunch about fish to be a better fish dad :((

apparently norman would eat any other fish they put in the tank lmaO

phil refuses to play minecraft :// this is rude :// mmm he m i g h t 

phil might do a halloween video but he’s not sure because he hasn’t gotten into the October Mindset yet 

SIMPLY NAILOGICAL SENT PHIL SOME HOLO NAIL STUFF AND HE WANTS TO SEE THEM ON HIMSELF YES

phil keeps waking up at 5am for some reason and has to sit awake for half an hour why do i relate 

phil’s wondered about getting a tattoo but could never decide on anything because he’s worried about the commitment and regret

time for a norman back tattoo 

phil will indeed be back next sunday yees

[danandphilphodcast]

oh, how i’ve missed his liveshows 🥰

here are some of my faves screenshots of today’s stream ✨

[danslawdegree]

what dnp are according to reverse search googles of their faces

phils old passport pic is now Money 

well shit phil is obviously a model

dan is nothing but a pile of flesh

ah yes i always sleep on a counter-top tied up with tinsel and w an apple in my mouth

god bless our troops

dan and phil? the absolute definition of fun

[gmmtheev]

365 days of happiness (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

day two hundred seventy-two

[gmmtheev]

my favourite bloopers for @goldenpinof

want one? ✨

[allthephils]

The higher the quiff, the closer to god.

[allthephils]

O

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

List of the Hell’s (de-)motivational posters:

PLEASE do not LICK THE WALLS

This office has gone  0  11  2  days without anyone saying  “The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intensions″

Clean up after youself, your mother doesn’t work here. YOU DON’T HAVE A MOTHER

WE HATE YOU

The Devil Finds WORK FOR IDLE HANDS TO DO - so LOOK BUSY!

TO AVOID INJURY don’t tell me how to do my bloody job! 

For More Efficient Service just rip out your own throat with a stapler

GIVE UP NOW

CHEER UP! REMEMBER – The Worst IS yet to come.

You DON’T MATTER

In Case of Fire, Send grateful memo to the Department of Infernal Flame

To illustrate the torture existing in Hell, Neil Gaiman created motivational posters for the walls. ‘I had too much fun with these,’ he says. 'The hardest part was just persuading the art department that I was serious about getting them to forget everything they had ever learned about design.’ - Good Omens Companion

One of the oddest things was in Hell. I wrote a number of de-motivational posters for the walls of Hell. And the art department couldn’t get them ugly enough. Eventually, the production designer, the amazing Michael Ralph did possibly the most sensible thing that he could have ever done, which was to ask the youngest art department intern to do them and tell him that we encourage the use of lots of different fonts, and Comic Sans wherever possible. And we got these very badly designed posters, and they were exactly what we wanted. - Neil Gaiman (x)

[drawlight]

One of my favorite bits about Crowley’s characterization is that he questions not just for the sake of questioning, not just for the sake of rebelling, but because he truly doesn’t understand how God can structure the world in such cruel and unjust ways and then expect everyone to fare the same (and then punishes them in turn). Crowley’s moral compass has perhaps never lined up with Heaven’s but it’s always been there and has always been steady and always finely-tuned.

He Fell. And he might be bitter about the whole thing and it may have hurt and yeah, he didn’t mean to. He didn’t intend to (just hanging around Lucifer and the guys, asking those questions he’s stuffed too full with). But he also has no interest in Heaven, no interest in any redemption from them up there, these angels that he has no respect for. He knows far too well what they’re like.

[soulmatetours]

i know everyone makes fun of ya dystopian fiction and books like the hunger games or divergent, etc. like “lmao one teenage girl can’t save the world” but uhhh 

that is literally????

what’s happening?????

right now?????

like idk about you, but i can smell a revolution coming

and she’s leading it. 

[heavydirtysoul-24]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

[hunger-for-both]

If you don’t reblog this you are DEAD to me.

[randomperegrination]

This is Greta Thunberg. She is an activist for comprehensive climate change policies and action. She is a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize. She’s 16. She’s remarkable.

[hashtagloveloses]

also she’s autistic and ADULTS have used that against her

[ladyantiheroine]

Respect this young woman or die by my sword.

[effyeffa]

when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy

[allovera]

When you go back to daydreaming after being startled into the real world and your brain has to search through the ‘recently closed’ tabs to remember what you were daydreaming about

[mieczyslawstilniski]

this is the best buzzfeed article i’ve ever read i literally teared up i just!!!

[tatterdemalionamberite]

Museum Cat is clearly, like… prestige class of Bookstore Cat

[gemennair]

Bring out the charge of the love brigade There is spring in the air once again Drink to the sound of the song parade There is music and love everywhere Give a little love to me (I want it) Take a little love from me I wanna share it with you Millionaire Waltz requested by @saretton | Tags: @aardvark-crowley @murdered-by-fandoms I LOVE this song thank you for reminding me of this and also showing me the light that it fits them both perfectly. I decided to set this on the garden of eden just to show a pining Crowley as early as the dawn of time and as early as them first encountering ducks. Redbubble | Ko-fi | BMC