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Apparently there's a gritney now?

riotrogers from twitter made the gritney costume and it's honestly amazing.

yo-its-matt

ITS GRITNEY BITCH

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I see tumblr has found my creation.

YOU’RE WELCOME

(And yes I am English, yes she was photographed in England, yes her eyes are googly and love, and yes her hands also squeak)

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via Coco.Kelly

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@w.itw

frogitivity2

Please take good care of them!

changan-moon

How to make a 紫砂壶 zishahu (Chinese boccaro teapot/ Yixing clay teapot)

cr: 拾七紫砂

moonliight-drive

Let’s just appreciate Rick O’Connell for a moment

A man that was actually loyal and was so in love with his wife

A man who was almost always done with everyone’s shit

Literally everyone

Truly a man after my heart

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Literally one of the best things about this hellsite is the unanimous love of The Mummy and, specifically, Rick. It warms my heart.

cabybapa

everyone shut up and look at needle felted frog

charitydingle

LORDE, “MELODRAMA” – 16th June, 2017

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queenwhiskey

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

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Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

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WHAT

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I wonder if this is due to tax reasons (why tomatoes are taxonomically fruit, but legally vegetable) or religious reasons (why beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent).

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“Beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent”

If I’m being honest here, I don’t know what to do with this information.

toffeecape

IIRC hippos are also catholically fish.

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You know what, if you can take down a hippo you deserve to eat it during lent

weaver-z

Imagine if the garbage celebs who made that “Imagine” song cover had put half as much effort into their singing as these pro stunt artists put into their own quarantine content: a fight scene performed by over a dozen stunt artists, remotely.

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i laughed so hard when the guy swung the kid lmfao

weaver-z

I’m still straight up DYING over that ngl

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💀💀💀

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(msunderestimated)

This week Kyra & Laura discuss: our quarantine rituals, we pick who we are rooting against in the NHL’s new Playoff brackets, holding Sidney Crosby to a different standard is not fair while also being totally and completely fair, we fix hockey AGAIN, and Cale Makar’s sweet innocence is helping us through these tough times.