Tumblr Post Compilation: A Masterpost
First of all, let me tell you what you're about to see.
This is a list of 118 "funny tumblr posts" taken from YouTube compilations in 2016. I tracked down all these posts on tumblr myself in Nov 2021. The post is broken up into two parts, and is available under the cut. Each of the links is named after a snippet from the actual post (effectively the "punchline"), and clicking on it brings up the full post, which you can reblog and interact with.
These posts are nostalgic to me because I watched these YouTube compilations before I came to tumblr. I recommend you scroll through these posts, as they bring up a form of humor that's rarely seen today which, I think, has almost been lost to time. Also, if you want to learn how to do this, there's some insight as to how I did this at the end of the post.
(This masterpost is a revision of this post, necessitated because the hyperlinks don't work anymore.)
1. outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
2. Italian exchange student said “Look, the compressed horse.”
3. “im eminem!” “and I’m skittles?”
4. I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN
5. he ate the reeses cup then stabbed himself with the epipen
6. “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
7. school on lockdown because someone put weed in the vents
8. Can’t cheat with those big ass galaxy phones
9. weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed
10. My brother told me not to slam the door and yell “Guess who’s home, motherfuckers”
11. drove by traffic camera 6 times thinking it was funny
12. drill sergeant made kid carry around potted plant to replace the oxygen he wasted
13. A list of things that do not offend people:
14. kid grabbed seagull out of air, all his friends were like “again tyrone?? really??”
15. “LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS”
16. drunk man proposes to tree, gets rejected
17. “i’m on my way, the traffic is just slow, i’m coming” “mom i called the house phone”
18. a kid’s phone started siri, TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN
19. “watch my stuff” what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it
20. our goats think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
21. “it’s for your own good”, mom deleted the internet explorer icon from my desktop
22. a girl called me a lying slut because I was with her bf a lot. we’re siblings
23. I watched an old couple set off their car alarm and drive away… now that i think about it-
24. Rules to learning English: their our know rules
25. a kid got expelled for pretending to be russian for 8 months
26. a girl said she had two moms and a boy started crying, he said it wasn’t fair she had two
27. when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet
28. my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”
29. my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. follow for more geological humour
30. I’m saying “excuse me” but I really mean “why the fu-”
31. nun goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
32. Hospitals are so weird
33. handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this”
34. on April Fool’s his mom called to say she was in labour, dad laughed and hung up on her
35. “why do I fear bears? because Chester Zoo is 30 miles away and bears can smell fear”
36. dropped her ipad but held tight to her pizza
37. her parents faked a british accent in front of her until she was 7
38. really religious girl who told people off if they swore, gets sworn at
39. he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
40. so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid
41. subway thief told suitcase has “a bunch of laptops” ends up stealing a dead dog
42. “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea”
43. I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was
44. so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind
45. my favorite thing is ask 14/15 year old kids on dates if they want a kids menu
46. I blacked out in Disney World, woke up with Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on me
47. “wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and she did a backflip
48. “do you wanna kiss” “excuse me” he pulled out a bag of hershey’s kisses
49. when beyoncé asked all the single ladies to put their hands up I looked at my bf and
50. 7th grade, his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual birthday party
51. “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes”
52. my friend came over and we heard gunshots and she was like “ooh fireworks”
53. a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg
54. teacher asked him how he got the math textbook wet, “from my tears”
55. she kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling
56. "if you kill someone in international waters you can’t be prosecuted for their murder"
57. “BOOKS SUCK” “yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends”
58. “lets roll out” I was like oh ok so I started rolling down the hill
59. me 3yo at a petting zoo, mom “they think you’re the mommy pig”, I start throwing them
60. “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock”
61. I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and it was a pear and it exploded
62. “don’t do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
63. asked if I would hold his hand bc his ex girlfriend walked in with a new guy
64. sometimes i look at an imaginary camera, today the security guard came up to me
65. “YOU MET THE KID TOO?!” I have a Tie Dealer in my school
66. 6yo, in the car i was like “dad, i’m pregnant” and he hit he breaks
67. I show affection for my pets by whispering I love you as they struggle to escape
68. my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police
69. 5yo, friend told me a "prostitute is someone who sold ice cream” so for TWO YEARS-
70. “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”
71. one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa
72. “it’s trash day tomorrow”, my brother looked at me and said “it’s time for you to go”
73. “oh well, as long as i’m not late to my own funeral” he was late to his own funeral
74. last year i bought pants to exercise in, found them today with the tag still on
75. accidentally stepped on a ladybug, froze up and slowly cradles it, it was a red M&M
76. “WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”
77. “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” “well we know who the gay one is”
78. yelled “drop the bass” she dropped the eggs on the floor
79. “THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS”
80. started making up this huge gruesome story, the table next to us looked utterly horrified
81. My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up
82. their atoms were near each other when the universe was created
83. SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS
84. two pizza delivery guys arrive at same time, one sings Why Can’t We Be Friends?
85. THREW OPEN THE WINDOW, POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER
86. “My name’s Dean, and this is my son Bean.” “That’s my other son, Sean.”
87. she heard me clapping along to the friends theme song every 20min
88. blood curdling scream, neighbour spilt KFC chicken bucket all over his driveway
89. kid staples his hand, goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
90. 4yo brother scared of growing up, scared of “drinking coffee”
91. creepy movie “Who is it?” audience dude yelled “DEEZ NUTS”
92. my poem about “my evil twin” was about my twin brother
93. changed my F to an A, “you were pissing me off this week”
94. OUR PILOT WAS LIKE “i hope you realize you aren’t on a normal flight…”
95. “wHOA THERE BUCKAROO” those could have been my last words
96. i cut him off “i wanted the asshole personality but you took the last one”
97. I’VE BEEN YELLING “GRILL ME A CHEESE” AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
98. i don’t consider myself hip i’m like… shoulder
99. “if you’re a ghost or some shit please leave i’m too tired for this”
100. my mom’s favorite pastime is to come into my room, insult all of my life choices
101. woman arguing at the counter, she wanted grass fed organic chicken
102. left a big air pocket so the clay would explode in the kiln
103. lady shoplifting screamed “MY BABY” as she fell on the watermelon and broke it
104. tried to break up, she said “not today, greg”
105. your iphone signs your emails as whatever you get siri to call you
106. “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY ANSWER”
107. my sister was like “god i need somewhere flat to write”
108. “IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- fuck what was I dreaming about again”
109. left my ipod in the theater so i turned on my ipod to give me some light
110. “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so the fish would die”
111. “you can’t buy pluto!” “who’s gonna stop me??”
112. dog shot up and ate the big mac in one bite
113. really mild-mannered usually but super violent-minded
114. “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER?”
115. went to their friend’s house wearing their horse mask
116. rubbing a stick of butter on her arm, “what’s for dinner”
117. dogs are descended from wolves, my pug farted so loud she scared herself
118. babysitter who cooked “people”
(why i did this / how i did this / bloopers)
