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Hi! I'm Portal Bump, most know me as Ossy Flawol the Portal Lore Master, but I'm really just a silly pastel cartoon horse on the interwebz :3

[ossyflawol]

🔶The name's Portal Bump... and Ossilia Flawol! 🔷

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hi!! I'm a silly cartoon pastel horse (she/her/he/him/they/them) on the internet who really likes Portal (2007) and Portal 2 (2011) ! I do this 'YouTube' thing on the side, but why care about that when you can read into the

I've been writing an entire MLP AU that's going to span the entire series!! Read it's stories over on Fimfiction! They'll make you laugh! They'll make you go woah! It might even make you cry! Aside from that...

I draw!! You like that art stuff up there???? I drew all that!! Look at my carrd for more info! https://ossy.carrd.co/

In most public appearances I am a dragon shark thing of some kind! Look at her! She's pretty cool., That's about all I have to say, you should read my fanfics!! I have a bunch of Portal projects I'm working on that y'all probably shouldn't care about though until they're in a state to be ready to show...

[afurioushawk]

[afurioushawk]

[frustratedasatruar]

Real and growing possibility of him dying live on tv and nobody in the room noticing for minutes on end.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cowboyspones]

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[manlyster]

@bullybeast

[chromadisc]

I feel exceedingly normal today.

Lesbian Horse Fact's:

In both(!!) the original drafts for the Equestria Girls specials Forgotten Friendship and Spring Breakdown, Sunset Shimmer was intended to nuzzle Twilight Sparkle when they saw each other. This was cut in the final versions, in which admittedly they still hug, but it could've been gayer and I'm mad at Hasbro for cutting it Twice.

Thanbk you. Bonus under the cut.

Bonus Lesbian Horse Fact's:

This Starlight Glimmer bit from the first Mirror Magic draft. It is CRIMINAL this was cut.

[youkai93]

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

[teethwreath]

absolute decadence

[neurotypical-sonic]

sonic starts a podcast thats just him chatting and answering questions and stuff as he goes about his day and a lot of people are really excited for it but when it releases its just half an hour of wind interference amd static with out of context words peppered throughout because he was running while recording

[neurotypical-sonic]

@mobbothetrue your tags are so real and true

[pillowspace]

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

[pillowspace]

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[cetitanhasmoved]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[crisis-actor]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

Are y’all okay? What is happening

[socialpants]

what's happening with the reblog map???

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

it’s an amazing digital circle

[demilypyro]

talking to americans is so funny they're like "yeah I'm going to Pittsburgh" and I'm like wow Pittsburgh like from Fallout 3. wow the west coast like from GTA5. wow Chicago from Chicago. don't get me started on New York. how does it feel to live in the places all the media is about

[demilypyro]

was Spider-Man there

[anglaised]

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

[anglaised]

actually im inclined to agree

[systlin]

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY. 

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

[tygermama]

this has weird implications of the intelligent aliens are plant-based

[blueelectricangels]

“Yes, my great-grandfather is a terran bur oak. We don’t like to talk about it, it was very awkward for everyone involved. Except, presumably, the bur oak.”

[elodieunderglass]

“There were an alarming amount of whole-genome duplication events on Earth and frankly, I’m not comfortable going into it. They’re resilient as fuck, they grow in all kinds of conditions, and they have terrifying vocabulary like ‘allopolyploidy’. Do you KNOW what that IS? It’s something you don’t bring up around seedlings, that’s for…. that’s for fuckin sure.”

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It was the hest of times, it was the horse of times

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

minecraft isnt a horror game huh? then explain why my ass has been slapped by several berry bushes while on peaceful?

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

what the fuck was i on last night

[the-minecraft-blog]

Peaceful, apparently