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joltage‌:

you really make me suicidal…

....................that’s not ALL i make ya!! (:

@joltage

hey ladies I’m here to say I’m Alive

omg how long has it been...I haven’t been active in forever but ): I’ve got finals and I haven’t been feeling the best but! I’ve got my spring break in a week so maybe you’ll see a lot of me more then ;)

#Everyone #pray for me #together.

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@exmasks

“ Eggplant-boy is your new name, now. I would look at you once and think none the wiser. ”

“Whaaaat? We’ve only JUST met and you’re ALREADY making up SUPER cute nicknames for me? You’re SO forward! You’re lucky I like that in a guy.”

#websnare #this is evil LKJF;DSLKFJDSLKFJ #` ❥ ◦ . * incharacter !

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what is it with foreigners and their weird hair colors? Purple? really? That hardly matches your outfit, which is utter shit, by the way. That checkered scarf should not be there, it looks utterly repulsive. You look like a crayon that was left in the box because nobody liked you enough to use you. Does your hair always look like a mangled rats nest, by the way? And, Oh, no, don’t tell me you’re trying to make a statement with those shoes. you reek of failure.

Oh, WOW! You REALLY got me there! I mean WOW! That was a sick burn, wasn’t it? I don’t think I’ll EVER recover! I mean -- I didn’t know we were matching our hair colors with our outfits but you’re right! What’s a FOREIGNER going to know about that? Hey, you know... I picked this scarf out with YOU in mind. That’s right! I thought to myself -- HOW am I going to piss off this little brat I just met TODAY? And that’s when it came to me! I better wear a clashing outfit because OBVIOUSLY I’m wearing THIS to offend others. I thought no one would EVER notice. This isn’t a UNIFORM -- it’s a fashion statement! I’m glad SOMEONE finally got it.

#KLFJSDLKFS;DFLKSDJFLKSJF ouma's ugly you've heard it here first folks.

EWWWWWWWWWW LOLLLLL