âAll right, did you forget the part about the family-murdering axe-murderer?â
âCome on, no one died, alright? Look, there may have been some maiming, okay? A little mangling, but no death! Thatâs what I call an important distinction.â
âCome over to my place at nine. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle.â
âDo you have any idea how bad you look? Youâre like one giant open wound.â
âDoes anybody else want to rethink the plan where we just, uh, kill âem?â
âEveryone should have a dream! Even a pathetically unrealistic one.â
âI canât believe I got my ass thrown in a vault for three months for you.â
âI donât want to kill your optimism or anything, but both of us have been trying to do the same thing for hours.â
âI heard there was a party. Donât worry, I invited myself.â
âI honestly thought I would never have to burden you like this, but youâre my only hope. Iâm going to be taken. I need you to find me.â
âI just killed your family. Do you want to die like them? Begging for your life? Or, do you want to fight? Iâll give you some help. Wrap a towel around your fist. Smash the mirror. Use one of the shards to defend yourself. Go ahead, Iâm waiting.â
âI love you. So, if you need to do that thing where we talk about me, and pretend like weâre not actually talking about you, itâs totally fine.â
âI was gonna wait for dramatic flare, but when you look this good, why wait?â
âIâm always terrified. I-I act like I know what Iâm doing, but I donât.â
âIâm not angry. You know Iâm gonna have to find a way to punish you though.â
âIâm not asking you to save just my life. Iâm asking you to save everyone theyâll ever hurt again.â
âIâm supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?â
âIf you already have all the information, what do you want from me?â
âIf you lied and it gets people hurt, Iâll be back to take away more than your pain.â
âIn preparation of some big changes, Iâve decided to drop some of the dead weight in my life, and youâre just about the deadest.â
âItâs okay. Itâs okay. Itâs perfect. Iâm in the arms of my first love. The first person I ever loved. The person Iâll always love. I love you.â
âMy grandmother can move faster than that, and sheâs dead. Do you think you can move faster than the lifeless corpse of my dead grandmother?â
âOh no, Iâm not doing that again. You find the dead body from now on.â
âThe full moon is coming, and with the way things are going, I have a feeling itâs gonna be a rough one.â
âThe only one whoâs shown any interest in me is a rabid coyote.â
âThe problem is the people I need to talk to right now donât talk to people like you.â
âThis new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you. You wanna just make out a little bit? Just to see how it feels?â
âThose who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.â
âTry putting the highlighter down between paragraphs. Itâs chemistry, not a coloring book.â
âWe donât go out in the middle of the night murdering people, do we?â
âWe protect those who cannot protect themselves.â
âWeâre just a bunch of teenagers. We canât handle this.â
âWhat am I supposed to do with the hordes gathering outside the door?â
âWhyâs it starting to feel like youâre Batman and Iâm Robin? I donât wanna be Robin all the time!â
âYeah, well, you being happy isnât really a big priority of mine, since you stabbed me twenty times with knives.â
âYou seriously need to find something better than a baseball bat.â
âYouâre just a bunch of stupid teenagers running around, thinking you can stop people from getting killed. But, all you do is show up late.â