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teableeds:

“Anymore? Were you ever?”

“I can’t believe I’m hated.”

#teableeds #he didn't ask for this bullying

boisterousfifty:

“There was a vote? Since when?”

“Since we decided to be a democracy.”

#boisterousfifty #he's sobbing internally

What did you think of the new episode?

it gave me free serotonin this morning, so honestly i’m here for it

#Anonymous #asks

“what do you mean i’m not the cutest anymore? i demand a recount!”

#open #one liners for the win

tfw you’ve been gone for so long two thirds of the people you followed are inactive

#bex speaks (ooc)#alas i'm here anyway #and will make posts with this idiot

thatdisasterauthor

HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND THE BEST FUCKING HOUSE EVER. I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE GIVE ME $3.75million RIGHT NOW.

What even is this??? Why are there so many shapes? Why is there a fake mining tunnel with cars about to drop off a bridge like in a bad western?

There is just. So much going on here. And I love all of it. Supposedly that garage fits 11 cars and comes with a lift and a painting setup.

IMAGINE the DND games you could have right here.

Look at this fucking castle shit. Apparently there’s a huge dumbwaiter to bring up your firewood. And does that support pole have a tiny rock climbing wall???

OH MY GOD IT DOES. And there’s a piano with…rails? IDK.

I have 10% of an idea what’s happening here but is that…bench? covered in a string of heads??? With some kind of…prayer kneeling thingy at the end there? What is happening. What kind of weird religious bastard built this place?