Rise

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      “ ...God, I hate dragons. ”

   Entering any of the thirteen territories of the “pure” dragon clans, is apparently unacceptable. Either you pledge your allegiance or fight your way in. Hadyn isn’t fancying either option; especially since all the dragon leaders seem like uppity-yupees.

      Hadyn spits outside the border of the Fulmenae territory and starts stomping off in a huff-- ...until he realizes that someone just saw him defiling the border... Hadyn scrunches up his nose and puts his hands on his hips.

   “ ...What’re you lookin’ at? ”

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      Hadyn has Thaddeus under the mistlefoe. Hadyn has the power to fight.

   “ Leggo, bitch. Fight me! ”

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a bitch for a witch

“You’re, like, the only person I think that can out-drink me. But sure, if you wanna know what it feels like to be carried like a bro. ‘Cause that’s what bros do. It feels kinda nice. Like…being little spoon. Every once in a while, like, hardly ever, Kai will sometimes be the big spoon, and it’s honestly so fucking nice. I imagine it’s like what ice cream feels like when it’s cradled by a nice big banana in a sundae.”

Thaddeus is getting way off topic. Bring it back now, y’all.

“SO ANYWAY, I think I saw a tavern or something up the road that-a-way.”

      ...Hadyn does not want to hear about Thad’s fantasies with his little brother; his face should say it all with a furrow of his brow. But he brushes it aside because there’s no reason to get upset-- not right now anyways.

   “ Lead the way then, ya’ twat. Let’s hope they got some eats too. ‘m starvin’. ”

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saggy balls ol’ bitch

“Hey I saw that! I’ll have you know that despite my looks, I am by no means a bag!”

      ...

   “ Is that better? ”

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old bag

“The one with the french pose, the dreams, or the party murder?”

      “ ...Yeeeees...? ”

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      “ Don’t go bashin’ on Leo like that.

   “ He was good in that uh... y’know... that one movie with the lady...? ”

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hardcore bottle bitch

   “If I may–”

      Acquires the lukewarm tomato plasma™ grown by Hadyn Farms. 

     Ketchup bottle is flung at the nearest person. Might’ve cracked, might’ve given someone a               concussion. Either way, it’s going to open. 

   “It’s opened.”

      Holy shit. That was hardcore.

   “ Okay, yer in. Yer pretty tough fer a small lil’ girl. What’s yer name squirt? ”

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oragne peels

   “I eat an entire orange, skin and all!”

      “ Gnarly.

   Can ya’ open this bottle o’ ketchup? ”

      Proceeds to pull out a new bottle of ketchup from his pants.

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      ...

   “ Welcome ta’ the Salty Spatoon. How tough are ya’? ”

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     A festival... with food... almost free food.

   “ Sign. Me. The. Fuck. Up. ”

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husbando

Ew. Tsukasa doesn’t actually mind so much where he and Hadyn are placed either, as long as they’re not involved in any politics. Tsukasa is keen on minding his own business; just himself and Hadyn and the people meaningful to them, and he’s quietly glad that Hadyn holds the same sentiment. This is how it should be. 

“The dragons here are? I was under the impression dragons were like that anyway. But oh well. I’m careful anyway.” Tsukasa is also quietly glad to hear Hadyn use the “C” word for a change; it’s a big relief, actually. 

“…It’s nice to know I can count on you, too. I feel like I have fewer things to worry about.” Tsukasa smiles up at Hadyn, before he abruptly has to turn away with a loud, squeaky sneeze.  “Oof. Excuse me.” 

      There’s a soft snicker as Hadyn pats the top of his mate’s head. As long as he can make Tsukasa feel at ease, that’s all that matters. With the absorption of all this new energy, he’d be able to protect them both for sure. There’s surely volcanoes here too, so there’s nothing to worry about. Hadyn will make sure nothing happens to him or Tsukasa. They’ve got friends and allies here, they’ll be fine. That’s what Hadyn wants to believe.

   “ Oh, bless ya’. Gettin’ allergies are ya’? Heh heh. C’mon, we should start headin’ to our new place. My... Ma says she already took PA an’ Snowy over there. ‘m sure they’re dyin’ ta’ see ya’ after that big jump. ”

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my big baby bitch

Oof. What’s that feeling, again? Guilt? Thaddeus is feeling a tiny bit of that right now, deep within the cold trenches of his soul. 

“Noooo? It’s not good to practice total abstinence, anyway. You get withdrawals and cravings and binge when it finally makes you cave.” Thaddeus reaches for a rationalization, but he gives a cheeky grin. 

“Yep, moderation is key. Kai says it’s okay to have a bit of fun every once in a while, but not to make a habit of it. And what’s a better occasion than a house warming party? I ain’t blowing smoke about nothing, either. Don’t act like you don’t miss your very best drinking buddy.” 

      Hadyn kicks at the ground a bit and sticks out his tongue. Thaddeus must think he’s dumb or something, because he can see right through his bullshit. Kai probably doesn’t know about this.

   “ Ehh, ‘ve been pretty low on drinkin’ myself. Just some wine or a beer or two with Tsu. Think that’s how married life is, heh. But I don’t think ‘d mind too much ta’ get a lil’ more than buzzed. Yer just gonna’ have ta’ carry me home if I get too messed up. ”

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assvio

It usually isn’t supposed to, but whatever.

 “Name’s Arvio. Yer a phoenix then? Ya haven’t keeled over yet. What’s your name?”

      “ Yeah. ‘ve been poisoned ‘nough ta’ just burn it off, heh.

   “ Hadyn. ‘m kinda’... new ‘ere, I guess. Are you a native? ”

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best husbando

“I guess.” Tsukasa isn’t convinced. Something feels off. Something he can’t quite place. But hearing it from Hadyn is reassuring enough for now.

“Um, have your…parents said anything about where we will stay?” It’s going to take Tsukasa some getting used to the idea that Hadyn has parents now. He can’t even imagine what Hadyn is going through. 

      Hadyn grins and kisses his husband’s forehead before pulling back slightly. It’s true that the new leylines and energy waves are a bit disorientating but it’s not a bad thing; Hadyn doesn’t see it as bad anyways. Gaining energy is what they need, especially after being restricted for so long. Imagine them being able to unlock their full potential and becoming the ULTIMATE power couple.

     “ Yeah, actually. I mean, I told ‘em we just don’t want anythin’ with whatever is goin’ on ‘ere, but ta’ just be in the background... so they got a lil’ place set up somewhere near a place called Strike Point...? I dunno, sounds cool but this is all new territory, so we gotta’ be careful. Guess the dragons ‘ere are real shit heads. ”

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big baby bitch

“Wow. It must be so difficult to have parents that love you. 

“But I don’t think I get much of a profit. I think I just get a fuck-ton of responsibilities. Making sure these folks are safe and kept private and stuff. Kinda like witness protection. 

“Tell you what. Since you got us here, I’ll buy you, like, a bunch of drinks or something. Our first order of business is to find a good watering hole here.” 

      ...

   “ Fine, I guess. I dunno what they consider bars ‘ere. But I thought you were like, playin’ dry with the booze? Were ya’ just blowin’ smoke up everyone’s ass or what? ”

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husbando

“…A little. It’s like I’m a big magnet and I’m pulling all this new energy in. I guess it’s not unusual when I consider where we are now, but I don’t know how I feel about it yet.” 

      Hadyn rubs his cheek, before he gives a smile and pulls Tsu closer by the hand, embracing him snugly. He presses a kiss to the albino’s head, exhaling shortly.

   “ It’s gonna’ be an adjustment. But y’know, a lil’ more power ain’t bad. Think o’ all the shit we can do now. We could even look into more magic. Ain’t that the shit? ”

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bug

Suck it,.birdbrain.

      No homo, still.

   But you’re lucky poison burns off pretty quickly bug.

      “ Yer a cool dude. What’s yer name, shit head? ”