Canine, The Wild Cat In A World Of Birds

The legendary exorcist. Nothing and no one escapes Canine. ((18+ Minors DNI))

[exorcist-canine]

My time is worth more than yours, it’s simple supply and demand, babe.

If you’re looking for someone to hold your hand, that’s not me. I’m at the top of my game and I have been since I started playing it. That’s not me being cocky, that’s an undeniable fact.

If theres anything you need from me, hesitate to ask. I’ve got enough on my plate and I’m not picking up your slack too. Carry your own or die trying, it doesn’t matter to me.

Nothing in heaven or the rings can top me, I’m excellence at my core. Want to test that? I’m ready for you any day of the fucking week. I’ll put you down like any of the scum I’ve seen in the pits of hell.

I am heavens greatest executioner. Fear the claws. That fear might be the only thing keeping you alive.

-Canine

((Everything after this is MUN info))

Hello, this account is run by @canibalistic-brownie You can call me CB. I am 25 years old, use he/him and I'm trans.

Minors DNI.

This blog is a canon part of the lutualverse.

Below are announcements regarding that, the first including a list of other blogs from the lutualverse that I would 100% recommend following!

I will not respond to asks that include extreme violence, spam, explicit sexual content, or hate speech.

I have some NSFW content on here so if you are a minor do not interact with me. Any posts that go that route are tagged with #NSFW mention. If something slips through the filters let me know and I'll adjust how I'm tagging, I'm not new to tumblr but I am notoriously bad at tagging on my main.

I don't plan on doing anything with extremely graphic violence, although this is a Hazbin blog so there is some HH level violence to be expected.

First Lutual Statement

Second Lutual Statement

[exorcist-canine]

“You could be with her. Or, you could raise your standards and be with me. Your choice.”

((@pseudobun drew Canine and I’m literally screaming, LOOK AT HOW GOOD THEY LOOK AHHHHHH GO COMMISSION HER SHES SO TALENTED))

[pseudobun]

Commission's Open!

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[able-juice]

For the last few months I have been preparing to take a job overseas and get out of the US. I've been so stressed getting my visa and stuff and now I'm falling short on funds for the last step. This is also why I've taken a rather large step back from my tumblrs. It has been a lot. I don't like to talk about myself on here much but I feel like this is my last opportunity to get out to another country where I'll be safer being myself. I really do hate asking for help but I'm down to the wire and I need as much help as I can get. So I'm putting the ask out there, if you can donate anything I'll be grateful. -Lilith💜

https://ko-fi.com/ablejuice

[maidniffty]

Hell's dark clouds swirled overhead and the smell of shit and rot burned at Canine's nose. The chains in their hand clinked, their blade swinging below and occasionally catching on Pride's uneven street.

"Come out, come out wherever you are..."

Canine's eyes caught movement, something small. Either a sinner or something hell-born that no one would miss. Their blade slipped back into their hand before being launched at the tiny sinner.

Niffty jumps towards the blade and catches it with her teeth. She rushes towards Canine faster than they're even able to track. She spits out the blade and climbs on top of them, grabbing them by the collar.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii angel

[exorcist-canine]

Son of a bitch that thing was fast! Canine hissed at the little roach and snatched her up, throwing her at the ground and using their wings to jump away, putting space between them to assess the situation.

“By the order of the exorcists, stand down you little beast!”

[maidniffty]

Niffty face falls on the ground, then quickly get up and give Canine a wide grin.

So what is an angel doing here? Is it extermination time? I need to ask Charlie if I can stab the angels again today!

It was reeeeally fun last time!

[exorcist-canine]

“Stab the—” Canine paused, their jaw clenching as they recognized the little bug and the pieces clicked into place. “You little bitch. You’re the one who killed the commander! I’ll fucking gut you!”

Their blades swung in circles around them, the twinkling of chains and whirling of hot air sounding a symphony in their ears as they took a defensive stance.

“Come at me, bitch.”

[maidniffty]

I love the sound of guts. They sound like meat jelly. Wobble wobble.

BUT not until I get groceries! We're having jambalaya for dinner today and Alastor said I should buy celery and green bell pepper!

[exorcist-canine]

“Groceries? We’re not going anywhere you slimy little—”

Canine’s eyes widened as Niffty pulled a knife out of her pocket and hit Canine’s still spinning blade, sending it round and round until the exorcist was wrapped in chains, their other chain hanging limply beneath them like a leash.

“Fuck.”

[maidniffty]

Niffty bites her lip and giggles, staring at Canine.

LET'S GO!

She pulls Canine by the leash, leading them to the store. Store, obviously full of other sinners. Although they seem to avoid Niffty, except filming her from afar, like some kind of celebrity.

Hmm, where could the celery be? She asks, walking down the beverage aisle.

[exorcist-canine]

Canine, for their part, was angrily trailing along and trying to squish the little bug, but every time they got close, she’d frantically run to another part of the store like some kid in a candy shop. Maybe thats what got her in hell in the first place, although in a way, she reminded Canine of some winners and their ever eager energy.

“Have you tried the vegetable isle? Or is that not something Hell has?” Canine growled and snapped their teeth at a sinner who took their picture, teeth bared.

[maidniffty]

YES! That's what I'm trying to find! I wonder, where are they hiding it??

Given Niffty's diminutive stature, she probably doesn't even see the names of the store's departments.

[exorcist-canine]

Frustrated, Canine started walking towards the logical place for vegetables. Far the fuck away from the door where no one would venture unless they really wanted them. Niffty dragged along as if not noticing what direction they had started moving in.

Unsurprisingly, they were correct in placement.

What they weren't expecting was the several bottles of lube and crude sayings next to most of the vegetables.

"Fucking disgusting, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised, it is hell."

[maidniffty]

Niffty picks up the only perfectly clean green bell pepper and a package of celery.

Yesss! Just what we needed!

Now we can go back to the hotel and cook dinner!

Niffty drags Canine to the cashier and, after actually paying for the groceries, just casually leads the exorcist on the leash towards the hotel.

[exorcist-canine]

Canine resists for a moment but the bug is surprisingly strong for two feet tall, so they eventually relent and walk alongside her, summoning their exorcist mask to hide their identity.

“Fucking bug.”

They sigh as they see the hotel, remembering the last time they were here.

[maidniffty]

Niffty casually enters the hotel, not even warning anyone about the.. a little unusual guest. Everyone seem to be busy with their own stuff though, so no one asks her about it either. Damn, the security system here is shit.

Niffty finally stops when they reached the kitchen and immediately hands Canine pepper, celery and a comically huge knife.

Do you know how to cut veggies?

[exorcist-canine]

Canine’s eye twitched as they took the vegetables in their trapped hands. They took a deep breath before snapping at the little bug.

“How the fuck am I supposed to chop shit when I don’t have fucking arms?!”

As they yelled the chains wrapped around them jingled like a taunt, frustrating them further. They groaned and rolled their eyes.

[maidniffty]

Hell's dark clouds swirled overhead and the smell of shit and rot burned at Canine's nose. The chains in their hand clinked, their blade swinging below and occasionally catching on Pride's uneven street.

"Come out, come out wherever you are..."

Canine's eyes caught movement, something small. Either a sinner or something hell-born that no one would miss. Their blade slipped back into their hand before being launched at the tiny sinner.

Niffty jumps towards the blade and catches it with her teeth. She rushes towards Canine faster than they're even able to track. She spits out the blade and climbs on top of them, grabbing them by the collar.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii angel

[exorcist-canine]

Son of a bitch that thing was fast! Canine hissed at the little roach and snatched her up, throwing her at the ground and using their wings to jump away, putting space between them to assess the situation.

“By the order of the exorcists, stand down you little beast!”

[maidniffty]

Niffty face falls on the ground, then quickly get up and give Canine a wide grin.

So what is an angel doing here? Is it extermination time? I need to ask Charlie if I can stab the angels again today!

It was reeeeally fun last time!

[exorcist-canine]

“Stab the—” Canine paused, their jaw clenching as they recognized the little bug and the pieces clicked into place. “You little bitch. You’re the one who killed the commander! I’ll fucking gut you!”

Their blades swung in circles around them, the twinkling of chains and whirling of hot air sounding a symphony in their ears as they took a defensive stance.

“Come at me, bitch.”

[maidniffty]

I love the sound of guts. They sound like meat jelly. Wobble wobble.

BUT not until I get groceries! We're having jambalaya for dinner today and Alastor said I should buy celery and green bell pepper!

[exorcist-canine]

“Groceries? We’re not going anywhere you slimy little—”

Canine’s eyes widened as Niffty pulled a knife out of her pocket and hit Canine’s still spinning blade, sending it round and round until the exorcist was wrapped in chains, their other chain hanging limply beneath them like a leash.

“Fuck.”

[maidniffty]

Niffty bites her lip and giggles, staring at Canine.

LET'S GO!

She pulls Canine by the leash, leading them to the store. Store, obviously full of other sinners. Although they seem to avoid Niffty, except filming her from afar, like some kind of celebrity.

Hmm, where could the celery be? She asks, walking down the beverage aisle.

[exorcist-canine]

Canine, for their part, was angrily trailing along and trying to squish the little bug, but every time they got close, she’d frantically run to another part of the store like some kid in a candy shop. Maybe thats what got her in hell in the first place, although in a way, she reminded Canine of some winners and their ever eager energy.

“Have you tried the vegetable isle? Or is that not something Hell has?” Canine growled and snapped their teeth at a sinner who took their picture, teeth bared.

[maidniffty]

YES! That's what I'm trying to find! I wonder, where are they hiding it??

Given Niffty's diminutive stature, she probably doesn't even see the names of the store's departments.

[exorcist-canine]

Frustrated, Canine started walking towards the logical place for vegetables. Far the fuck away from the door where no one would venture unless they really wanted them. Niffty dragged along as if not noticing what direction they had started moving in.

Unsurprisingly, they were correct in placement.

What they weren't expecting was the several bottles of lube and crude sayings next to most of the vegetables.

"Fucking disgusting, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised, it is hell."

[maidniffty]

Niffty picks up the only perfectly clean green bell pepper and a package of celery.

Yesss! Just what we needed!

Now we can go back to the hotel and cook dinner!

Niffty drags Canine to the cashier and, after actually paying for the groceries, just casually leads the exorcist on the leash towards the hotel.

[exorcist-canine]

Canine resists for a moment but the bug is surprisingly strong for two feet tall, so they eventually relent and walk alongside her, summoning their exorcist mask to hide their identity.

“Fucking bug.”

They sigh as they see the hotel, remembering the last time they were here.

[maidniffty]

Hell's dark clouds swirled overhead and the smell of shit and rot burned at Canine's nose. The chains in their hand clinked, their blade swinging below and occasionally catching on Pride's uneven street.

"Come out, come out wherever you are..."

Canine's eyes caught movement, something small. Either a sinner or something hell-born that no one would miss. Their blade slipped back into their hand before being launched at the tiny sinner.

Niffty jumps towards the blade and catches it with her teeth. She rushes towards Canine faster than they're even able to track. She spits out the blade and climbs on top of them, grabbing them by the collar.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii angel

[exorcist-canine]

Son of a bitch that thing was fast! Canine hissed at the little roach and snatched her up, throwing her at the ground and using their wings to jump away, putting space between them to assess the situation.

“By the order of the exorcists, stand down you little beast!”

[maidniffty]

Niffty face falls on the ground, then quickly get up and give Canine a wide grin.

So what is an angel doing here? Is it extermination time? I need to ask Charlie if I can stab the angels again today!

It was reeeeally fun last time!

[exorcist-canine]

“Stab the—” Canine paused, their jaw clenching as they recognized the little bug and the pieces clicked into place. “You little bitch. You’re the one who killed the commander! I’ll fucking gut you!”

Their blades swung in circles around them, the twinkling of chains and whirling of hot air sounding a symphony in their ears as they took a defensive stance.

“Come at me, bitch.”

[maidniffty]

I love the sound of guts. They sound like meat jelly. Wobble wobble.

BUT not until I get groceries! We're having jambalaya for dinner today and Alastor said I should buy celery and green bell pepper!

[exorcist-canine]

“Groceries? We’re not going anywhere you slimy little—”

Canine’s eyes widened as Niffty pulled a knife out of her pocket and hit Canine’s still spinning blade, sending it round and round until the exorcist was wrapped in chains, their other chain hanging limply beneath them like a leash.

“Fuck.”

[maidniffty]

Niffty bites her lip and giggles, staring at Canine.

LET'S GO!

She pulls Canine by the leash, leading them to the store. Store, obviously full of other sinners. Although they seem to avoid Niffty, except filming her from afar, like some kind of celebrity.

Hmm, where could the celery be? She asks, walking down the beverage aisle.

[exorcist-canine]

Canine, for their part, was angrily trailing along and trying to squish the little bug, but every time they got close, she’d frantically run to another part of the store like some kid in a candy shop. Maybe thats what got her in hell in the first place, although in a way, she reminded Canine of some winners and their ever eager energy.

“Have you tried the vegetable isle? Or is that not something Hell has?” Canine growled and snapped their teeth at a sinner who took their picture, teeth bared.

[maidniffty]

YES! That's what I'm trying to find! I wonder, where are they hiding it??

Given Niffty's diminutive stature, she probably doesn't even see the names of the store's departments.

[exorcist-canine]

Frustrated, Canine started walking towards the logical place for vegetables. Far the fuck away from the door where no one would venture unless they really wanted them. Niffty dragged along as if not noticing what direction they had started moving in.

Unsurprisingly, they were correct in placement.

What they weren't expecting was the several bottles of lube and crude sayings next to most of the vegetables.

"Fucking disgusting, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised, it is hell."

[heartonacross-deactivated202512]

bite me, bruise me, show me you care.

[maidniffty]

Hell's dark clouds swirled overhead and the smell of shit and rot burned at Canine's nose. The chains in their hand clinked, their blade swinging below and occasionally catching on Pride's uneven street.

"Come out, come out wherever you are..."

Canine's eyes caught movement, something small. Either a sinner or something hell-born that no one would miss. Their blade slipped back into their hand before being launched at the tiny sinner.

Niffty jumps towards the blade and catches it with her teeth. She rushes towards Canine faster than they're even able to track. She spits out the blade and climbs on top of them, grabbing them by the collar.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii angel

[exorcist-canine]

Son of a bitch that thing was fast! Canine hissed at the little roach and snatched her up, throwing her at the ground and using their wings to jump away, putting space between them to assess the situation.

“By the order of the exorcists, stand down you little beast!”

[maidniffty]

Niffty face falls on the ground, then quickly get up and give Canine a wide grin.

So what is an angel doing here? Is it extermination time? I need to ask Charlie if I can stab the angels again today!

It was reeeeally fun last time!

[exorcist-canine]

“Stab the—” Canine paused, their jaw clenching as they recognized the little bug and the pieces clicked into place. “You little bitch. You’re the one who killed the commander! I’ll fucking gut you!”

Their blades swung in circles around them, the twinkling of chains and whirling of hot air sounding a symphony in their ears as they took a defensive stance.

“Come at me, bitch.”

[maidniffty]

I love the sound of guts. They sound like meat jelly. Wobble wobble.

BUT not until I get groceries! We're having jambalaya for dinner today and Alastor said I should buy celery and green bell pepper!

[exorcist-canine]

“Groceries? We’re not going anywhere you slimy little—”

Canine’s eyes widened as Niffty pulled a knife out of her pocket and hit Canine’s still spinning blade, sending it round and round until the exorcist was wrapped in chains, their other chain hanging limply beneath them like a leash.

“Fuck.”

[maidniffty]

Niffty bites her lip and giggles, staring at Canine.

LET'S GO!

She pulls Canine by the leash, leading them to the store. Store, obviously full of other sinners. Although they seem to avoid Niffty, except filming her from afar, like some kind of celebrity.

Hmm, where could the celery be? She asks, walking down the beverage aisle.

[exorcist-canine]

Canine, for their part, was angrily trailing along and trying to squish the little bug, but every time they got close, she’d frantically run to another part of the store like some kid in a candy shop. Maybe thats what got her in hell in the first place, although in a way, she reminded Canine of some winners and their ever eager energy.

“Have you tried the vegetable isle? Or is that not something Hell has?” Canine growled and snapped their teeth at a sinner who took their picture, teeth bared.

[maidniffty]

Hell's dark clouds swirled overhead and the smell of shit and rot burned at Canine's nose. The chains in their hand clinked, their blade swinging below and occasionally catching on Pride's uneven street.

"Come out, come out wherever you are..."

Canine's eyes caught movement, something small. Either a sinner or something hell-born that no one would miss. Their blade slipped back into their hand before being launched at the tiny sinner.

Niffty jumps towards the blade and catches it with her teeth. She rushes towards Canine faster than they're even able to track. She spits out the blade and climbs on top of them, grabbing them by the collar.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii angel

[exorcist-canine]

Son of a bitch that thing was fast! Canine hissed at the little roach and snatched her up, throwing her at the ground and using their wings to jump away, putting space between them to assess the situation.

“By the order of the exorcists, stand down you little beast!”

[maidniffty]

Niffty face falls on the ground, then quickly get up and give Canine a wide grin.

So what is an angel doing here? Is it extermination time? I need to ask Charlie if I can stab the angels again today!

It was reeeeally fun last time!

[exorcist-canine]

“Stab the—” Canine paused, their jaw clenching as they recognized the little bug and the pieces clicked into place. “You little bitch. You’re the one who killed the commander! I’ll fucking gut you!”

Their blades swung in circles around them, the twinkling of chains and whirling of hot air sounding a symphony in their ears as they took a defensive stance.

“Come at me, bitch.”

[maidniffty]

I love the sound of guts. They sound like meat jelly. Wobble wobble.

BUT not until I get groceries! We're having jambalaya for dinner today and Alastor said I should buy celery and green bell pepper!

[exorcist-canine]

“Groceries? We’re not going anywhere you slimy little—”

Canine’s eyes widened as Niffty pulled a knife out of her pocket and hit Canine’s still spinning blade, sending it round and round until the exorcist was wrapped in chains, their other chain hanging limply beneath them like a leash.

“Fuck.”

[maidniffty]

Hell's dark clouds swirled overhead and the smell of shit and rot burned at Canine's nose. The chains in their hand clinked, their blade swinging below and occasionally catching on Pride's uneven street.

"Come out, come out wherever you are..."

Canine's eyes caught movement, something small. Either a sinner or something hell-born that no one would miss. Their blade slipped back into their hand before being launched at the tiny sinner.

Niffty jumps towards the blade and catches it with her teeth. She rushes towards Canine faster than they're even able to track. She spits out the blade and climbs on top of them, grabbing them by the collar.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii angel

[exorcist-canine]

Son of a bitch that thing was fast! Canine hissed at the little roach and snatched her up, throwing her at the ground and using their wings to jump away, putting space between them to assess the situation.

“By the order of the exorcists, stand down you little beast!”

[maidniffty]

Niffty face falls on the ground, then quickly get up and give Canine a wide grin.

So what is an angel doing here? Is it extermination time? I need to ask Charlie if I can stab the angels again today!

It was reeeeally fun last time!

[exorcist-canine]

“Stab the—” Canine paused, their jaw clenching as they recognized the little bug and the pieces clicked into place. “You little bitch. You’re the one who killed the commander! I’ll fucking gut you!”

Their blades swung in circles around them, the twinkling of chains and whirling of hot air sounding a symphony in their ears as they took a defensive stance.

“Come at me, bitch.”

[maidniffty]

Hell's dark clouds swirled overhead and the smell of shit and rot burned at Canine's nose. The chains in their hand clinked, their blade swinging below and occasionally catching on Pride's uneven street.

"Come out, come out wherever you are..."

Canine's eyes caught movement, something small. Either a sinner or something hell-born that no one would miss. Their blade slipped back into their hand before being launched at the tiny sinner.

Niffty jumps towards the blade and catches it with her teeth. She rushes towards Canine faster than they're even able to track. She spits out the blade and climbs on top of them, grabbing them by the collar.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii angel

[exorcist-canine]

Son of a bitch that thing was fast! Canine hissed at the little roach and snatched her up, throwing her at the ground and using their wings to jump away, putting space between them to assess the situation.

“By the order of the exorcists, stand down you little beast!”

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

Ayo, mod here. I have back burnered tumblr pretty hard since early August because I started my dream job. It’s going super well! I love it! But it does eat up a LOT of my time, so I’ll be a little slower than usual at replies.

Love you all for sticking around anyways,

CB

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me and who

[able-juice]

Hello everyone, I'm making another donation request, after I find a job I will be more stable in terms of how active I am. Stress is keeping me in "escapism" mode. I can say that the Lutualverse does have some fun story plans, but I and other members have been dealing with various things. But once we all get through the turbulence we'll have a great story to tell from here. Anyway, I just need a little bit of help with my utilities this month. Of course don't feel obligated, just donate what you can and if you can. Thank you!

Support Able Juice

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[able-juice]

Hello everyone, I'm making another donation request, after I find a job I will be more stable in terms of how active I am. Stress is keeping me in "escapism" mode. I can say that the Lutualverse does have some fun story plans, but I and other members have been dealing with various things. But once we all get through the turbulence we'll have a great story to tell from here. Anyway, I just need a little bit of help with my utilities this month. Of course don't feel obligated, just donate what you can and if you can. Thank you!

Support Able Juice

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[godlikedyke]

of course your knight has pronounced canine teeth and pronouns

[joy-eris-joy]

This you?

@exorcist-canine

[exorcist-canine]

“Fuck you.”