exoschat

exo fake chats because why not

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chanyeol: *strums guitar* i love you bitch

kyungsoo: oh my god

chanyeol: i ain't never gonna stop loving you *strums guitar* biiitch

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suho: we need to go sehun come out

sehun: i'm gay

suho: not what i meant but i support you

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chen: i'm cold

xiumin: here take my jacket

baekhyun: i'm cold too

xiumin: well i can't control the fucking weather

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chen: why is sehun actually smiling for once

sehun: let me be happy

baekhyun: it's because suho tripped and fell down the stairs

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kai: so i heard you like bad boys

sehun: not really

kai: oh thank god i actually have a chance

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kyungsoo: i have no emotion

xiumin: did i not catch you crying at anime last night

*kyungsoo left the chat*

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lay: it’s dark here

baekhyun: don’t worry i got this

baekhyun: *stomps foot and skechers light up*

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chanyeol: hey do you guys dare me to kiss kyungsoo?

chen: no

chanyeol: wow guys i can't believe you're daring me to kiss him haha

baekhyun: we're not

chanyeol: *walking up to kyungsoo* wow you guys are so mean haha

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suho: sehun make sure you come straight home

sehun: bitch don't tell me what to do im adult

sehun: but could you pack my lunch please

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lay: baekhyun is choking and i need to call 911 but the 9 isn't working

chanyeol: just turn the phone upsidedown and use the 6

lay: thank you

baekhyun: what the fuck

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kai: i love kyungsoo and kyungsoo only

kai: *stumbles and 100 photos of sehun fall out of his coat*

kai: i-I'M HOLDING THEM FOR A FRIEND

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kyungsoo: sorry i'm late i was doing things

baekhyun: *enters injured in the room* hE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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sehun: i can't make it today the stress is bad for the baby

suho: what baby?

sehun: me

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chanyeol: you have to kiss the cutest person in this room

xiumin: baekhyun?

baekhyun: *blushes* yes?

xiumin: move aside i need to get to chen

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sehun: goodnight

kai: goodnight homo

kai: homie*

kai: bruh same thing

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suho: guys i know this is weird but i decided to join red velvet

chen: what

suho: tHEY LAUGH AT MY JOKES

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kai: hELP SOMEONE LOCKED ME IN THE BATHROOM

xiumin: clean it while you're in there