smuppets dude

Your name is BROSEPH VICTORIA STRIDER and yyou don't know what to think anymore. M!A: {{ Indie Bro RP blog No art here is mine unless otherwise stated!! }}

[exoticsmuppeteer]

shows up out of nowhere because i feel as if i have neglected my blog too much in the past year and it deserves some attention finally

[jmihelic]

Aniki, is it really you?

[exoticsmuppeteer]

me inactive no no no you got it all wrong i just take really long breaks

who am i kidding i seriously need to stop sleeping so damn much

[exoticsmuppeteer]

A Random, Rambling Encounter

[arcanescribbler]

AS: 0h thANk g00dNess.

AS: m0re 0f AN excuse t0 Av0id hAviNg t0 deAl with this clusterfuck! AS: hi, mystery pers0N! AS: thANks f0r c0NtActiNg me! AS: i guess Akeela must’ve Added my hANdle t0 m0re chumrolls thAN just Roxy’s… AS: 0r s0methiNg. AS: i didN’t kN0w my hANdle sh0wed up 0N rANd0m eNc0uNter. AS: 0kAy, siNce she kN0ws him t00, i hAve t0 Ask: AS: d0 y0u kN0w Dove? talismanGallant?

[exoticsmuppeteer]

ES: well obviously it does cause looky here ES: were chattin and ive used the shitty excuse to meet new people called random encounter and stumbled upon your handle out of the many billions they are ES: call me bro ES: and yeah i do in fact know dave ES: im technically his bro replacement if were gonna stay fuckin honest here ES: kinda though we choose to ignore the damned replacement part

[exoticsmuppeteer]

-- exoticSmuppeteer [ES] started pestering arcaneScribbler [AS]. --

ES: i dont know if i should feel bad or not about reading your initials as ass at first ES: but yo random encounter is a thing and i need people good enough to bask in my glory so like ES: looks like its your fucking lucky day

[talismangallant]

Coords? Wait, does Bro not live with you? You look around his empty room. It’s not exactly dusty, but it doesn’t look lived in anymore. All his shit is still there, but… What, did he just leave it all here (leave you here) and go fill up some new place with new stuff? 

TG: right sure TG: i totally filed that away in the big file of important shit TG: of course i still have them

You have no idea where you’d find them, even if you did have them written down.

So your crappy, alien filled life is getting crappier. Yay.

TG: mostly its my window like glass everywhere and shit and maybe half the wall too TG: and like the kitchen is kind of a write off at this point TG: the green dude keeps breaking more shit in there TG: rude

[exoticsmuppeteer]

Unless he was lying than he did have your coordinates-- why would he go to your room at where ever he is at and not just punch those in first? You cocked an eyebrow as you tried to think, really failing on what all is going on. You were never one to be good at taking hints.

ES: right cool if you wanna see me then just get your ass over here ES: its p easy dude

Kinda, maybe, sorta easy. The last time you had actually seen his face was when he was bloodied and bruised and suddenly poofed from your grasp a second time. It made your chest ache just thinking about it, so you decided not to do that.

ES: green dude ES: wtf man why do you have aliens at the fucking apartment ES: that shit is not necessary at all like seriously ES: aliens are assholes

[exoticsmuppeteer]

oh btw thanks for the tea rox it was fuckin fantastic

[talismangallant]

His room? You’re up in an instant, letting Signless handle Norrha’s lusus on his own because you are jumping over the futon and stumbling over the black carapacian’s foot on your way to Bro’s bedroom. You get to the door and throw it open and…

And why did you expect him to be telling it to you straight.

TG: haha TG: nice joke i am dying from laughter

You are not laughing. You are ridiculously disappointed. 

TG: but seriously like i did not break anything TG: there is broken shit but i did not break them TG: sorry bro i had a party while you were gone TG: they totally trashed the place

[exoticsmuppeteer]

You were watching the screen, waiting for the next light up. Reading over the chat made a few things hit you a little hard, kind of like how he was treating you like you were his actual Bro. You weren't, but you do act like it-- did he hit his head a little too hard or something? That was probably it, but you wouldn't know until you asked.

ES: seriously im in my room ES: do you not have my coords anymore i thought they were like insta put into your shades or some shit like that

You huff a little bit, not getting much of a good idea on why he was acting this way.

ES: whats all broken ES: anything important??

[exoticsmuppeteer]

[roxy sends over a steaming hot mug of tea with a sticky note on it that reads "get well soon!!! xoxo rox" that probably has little hearts drawn all over it too]

> She actually did it. She actually sent you a mug of tea. A grin perked at your lips as you blew some of the steam, sipping at it. The warmer it was the better. It was just a little bit of a cold, but that still counted as sick, yeah?

[talismangallant]

You blink as a window pops up on your shades. Your shades are pesterchum enabled? Kickass. This is the coolest thing ever and might even make up for the utter shittiness of losing your memory- Nah, not quite. But this name… You didn’t know your bro had a chumhandle!! (You didn’t even know he was aware of pesterchum at all, weird.)

TG: bro TG: holy shit dude TG: it is so good to hear from you TG: holy shit everything is so weird and where even are you TG: cause the apartment is a fucking mess and its totally not my fault

[exoticsmuppeteer]

There was a moment that he didn't reply, so in that time, you just sort of stumbled around a little, did a few things here and there, talked to Meenah. It was all time-consuming and once you were thinking that he might not be on for the rest of the night, there went the little doop of Pesterchum going off. You're back in your chair within seconds, looking over the text with a smug grin.

ES: hell yeah its good to hear from me like when isnt it good ES: wait dont answer that youll say when im about to kick someones ass or some shit like that ES: im in my room actually like holy shit magic poof im there in the room sitting there ES: dude did you break something ES: did you fucking break something

[exoticsmuppeteer]

seeing people on your dash that you had no clue you were following

[brackishbarracuda]

BB: you get me vanilla and ill spoon feed it up your ass

BB: and aight whatever BB: whats efin up w you you swam off the damn mulitversal map for a while there >3B/

[exoticsmuppeteer]

ES: fine chocolate it is ES: i just sort of got busy and had more tantrums became a true three year old for a few months you know the drill ES: hows it been for you since i havent talked to ya in awhile i guess i might was well try to be nice to your royal ass

[brackishbarracuda]

BB: Oh my cod 

BB: the shell is efin wrong w you BB: water you want >3B| BB: you owe me ice cream you fuck

[exoticsmuppeteer]

ES: oh yeah i do dont i ES: ill get it eventually didnt you want some vanilla or some shit ES: aint really sure tbh ES: and just wanted to talk jfc dont get your panties in a bunch princess

[exoticsmuppeteer]

-- exoticSmuppeteer [ES] started pestering tallismanGallant ! --

ES: who has pointy shades and has been gone for like ever and is deciding that its about time he gets back to running a blog ES: bro strider at your fucking service ES: again

[exoticsmuppeteer]

-- exoticSmuppeteer [ES] started pestering brackishBarracuda [BB] ! --

ES: there is only one person i know who is obsessed with gold and not to mention smells as bad as underwater fungus ES: yo meenass

[exoticsmuppeteer]

// yoooo

so i need to actually

do some stuff with this blog so like or do something with this post and ill write you a starter

i kinda died and bro needs to regain some popularity lma o,,,

[pinkachi-blog]