Just who is exo?

[exowould]

exo as your older brother

xiumin:

- you absolutely adore your older brother but sometimes...he just gets on your nerves a bit

- he loves being clean which is great. But when you do the cleaning, he'll go over everything and re do it if it's not up to his standards

- he will nag you if you don't clean up after yourself

- gives the greatest and cuddliest hugs

- bugs you to verse him in soccer when he's bored

- comforts you when you get in trouble with your parents

suho:

- embarrasses you in front of your friends with his jokes

- but he does it because he loves you, he'll say sorry and hug you afterwards

- actually willing to give you some of his allowance if you really need it

- worries about you heaps, always willing to offer help and gives the best advice

- you dance to girl group songs together

- takes the fall when your parents try to scold you

yixing:

- a caring but strict brother

- has every intention in seeing you succeed but he doesn’t help straight away when you ask, he would want you to have another go and think harder before helping 

- you sometimes feel like the older sibling since he is forgetful 80% of the time, you make sure he eats and packs the correct things before he leaves the house

- you’re his wingman, he cannot pickup when someone is flirting

- he is actually quite scary when you bother him

- will dob you in if you do something stupid/wrong

chanyeol:

- your big and dorky brother

- picks on you because of your height. Uses you as an armrest, hides your snacks on high shelves etc

- slightly overprotective. He will interrogate every guy you bring home (whether it's a friend or love interest)

- still sings you lullabies on his guitar if you can't sleep at night

- cooks for you if you ask nice enough

- mocks you when you get in trouble

baekhyun:

- "Stay out of my room!" "But I'm not in your room!" (Whilst standing at the doorframe)

- constantly barging into your room and lies on your bed while eating your snacks to bother you

- flirts with your girl friends when they visit

- always makes you play games in which loser does all the chores (he will push you to do it all regardless if he loses)

- he's annoying but he does care about you

- but he will throw you under the bus if he can save his own ass

jongdae:

- you guys are partners in crime

- constantly pranking each other

- if you’re upset, he’ll do anything to make you laugh again

- doodles on your idol posters when you aren’t there

- you enjoy listening to him sing whenever he’s bored or doing chores

- puts more salt on the wounds by laughing after you get in trouble by your parents (but comforts you after)

kyungsoo:

- you accuse him of trying to make you fat since he is always cooking you things to eat

- a little awkward, you know he has trouble saying “I love you” but you know that he cares for you through his actions

- scares away any boys who try to hit on you (sometimes unintentionally because he can’t see them properly lol)

- there is only so much he can put up of you annoying him before he puts you in a headlock

- always tells you to be quiet (”But I’m not even doing anything!” “I can hear you breathe!”)

-you can see him smirking whenever you get in trouble with something he did

jongin:

- the best brother. always showers you with love

- makes the best book recommendations for you

- you dote on him more than he does for you 

- you find it weird when your friends say they are interested in him, like you’re happy but at the same time skeptical because your brother doesn’t deserve any kind of heartbreak

- when your parents are out you will really insist on take out, after that scrambled egg incident you think it’s the safer choice

- defends you when you get scolded 

sehun:

- eats all your snacks and leftovers (he says he can't read your name labels)

- hogs the TV remote and deletes your recorded episodes to make room for his

- always starts petty fights with you. "But I'm not touching you" (Hand hovering over your face)

- always makes some sly and embarrassing comment when you bring a love interest home

- he feels bad when you actually get upset though. He only wants to play, he doesn't mean to actually make you sad/angry

- always tries to make some BS excuse to throw you under the bus (even if what happened was clearly his fault)

[exowould]

Hello your blog makes me lol so please make an "exo as your project mate"

xiumin:

- the sweetest project mate to get

- he’ll be shy whenever he’s paired with someone and he’ll always say “I’ll do my best so we’ll get a good grade!”

- you always seem to be taking the lead in the project but that’s because he’s usually quietly taking notes and nodding his head as you discuss (you need to prompt him to hear his opinions and ideas)

- he’s always got such great ideas when he speaks 

- he has beautiful handwriting and presentation designing skills, the end project will be detailed and beautifully presented

- you won’t catch him presenting, it’ll be you (he’ll be your moral support)

- always treats you to coffee and muffins each study session

suho:

- everyone wants him as their partner

- if you’re paired with, you’re guaranteed in getting a distinction

- very open to ideas and discussions and listens very well

- takes the lead in forming the project and discusses with you which parts you want to do

- if you don’t want to speak or present, he will

- always brings nutritious snacks to meetings or treats you to coffee/tea

- he always makes you included and makes the project fun

yixing:

- if he finds the topic interesting he’ll be excited and passionate in working on the project with you… if not you’ll most likely be doing most of the research and planning

- either way he’ll help out as much as he can and be a good support

- always plays music when working together, either with his phone or he’ll bring his guitar and sing (it’s sweet but you’ll be a tad annoyed too tbh)

- he’ll occasionally forget to meet with you on days you’re meant to meet and he’ll also sometimes forget to do his allocated part of the project

- it’s no worry though, he’ll make it up by bringing double the material needed the next day 

- he’ll also take the lead in presenting, you sometimes have to prompt him of his turn and remind him what the next point is

- your final grade for the project is either a hit or miss with him

chanyeol:

- a very enthusiastic partner

- he’s eager to help as much as he can and he seems genuinely excited to work with you

- brings a mini booklet of notes and presentation slide design ideas each time you meet

- is always in awe each time you reach a conclusion together of have the same thoughts

- you visit his house more to do the project because his mum always likes feeding you food

- during breaks you get to hear his compositions and covers

- he has the charisma to lead the presentation on the day while you add quick inputs in between 

baekhyun:

- he’s fun to work with

- you get really little done each meet up though

- he’ll bring heaps of junk food and soda as well as portable speakers to your house

- he can’t seem to sit still for too long and he gets distracted quite easy, he’ll play on his phone, write, poke you, research on his laptop, eat a packet of chips, poke you, does a bit of karaoke and then does it all over again 

- when you’re trying to focus to get everything finished he’ll always end up distracting you whether it’s a dance battle or sing off

- ends up drinking 2-3 cans of energy drink each study session

- on the day of the presentation, he’ll present it all while making everyone laugh

jongdae:

- he’s so pleasant to work with

- you guys always end up doing group study dates with xiumin and his partner

- splits the workload 50/50 but always asks if you would like him to do some of your parts since he doesn’t mind 

- always comes with tea and snacks

- draws little cute doodles on your notes 

- you always laugh and have a smile on your face after each study session

- you have great chemistry with him throughout the whole project and when it’s time to present you’ll be bouncing points off each other

kyungsoo:

- he is more work orientated and less on the social side

- anytime you want to talk to him it’ll be virtually 

- you can convince him to meet up by offering food

- every time you meet it seems like he did twice as much work as you

- you’re thankful but at the same time you feel a tinge of guilt

- you both finish the project a week earlier than the due date

- you will end up presenting while he stands back ad offers moral support

jongin:

- he studies well with everyone because everyone loves him

- always late to the study meetups

- forgets to bring his study materials sometimes

- you look up at him occasionally to see how he’s going and sometimes you catch him dozing off

- while he’s awake he can focus and come up with a lot of good discussions

- always brings his babies with him so they’re a good way to re charge your energy and to relax

- always leaves a big mess at the end of each meet up session 

sehun:

- probably not the best person to be paired with

- he’ll do the the most minimum amount of the project possible

- constantly on his phone while you guys meet to work on the project together

- he’ll also constantly pick at your ideas and question why you did it this way and not this way and then go back to his phone and eats your snacks

- you’re this close to writing his name off from the project

- sometimes he doesn’t even show up to the meetups on the date and time you both agreed on because he “forgot”

- you end up presenting too because let’s be honest, he’ll have no idea what the project was about and he wouldn’t know what to say as he did minimum to nil of the research

[exowould]

exo as “those” customers

xiumin:

- “this is cheaper at___ can’t you match the price?”

- “why isn’t this the same price I saw online?”

- “you can just keep the receipt”

-  “why can’t I return this? I haven’t even used it!” clearly, it’s been used

- stares at you while you’re on the phone at the register

- you’re leaving since your shift is over, you have your jacket on and carrying your bag but xiumin grabs you aside “sorry! I know I caught you in a bad time but....” :) you leave 20 minutes later

suho:

- “oh? it didn’t scan so this must be free hahahahaha!”

- “this doesn’t have a price tag, it must be free then! hahahahaha!”

- “working hard or hardly working huh? hahahaha”

- “the total comes to $4.50″ he hands you a $50 bill

- you ask him “how are you today?” and he tells you his life story

- tries to use old coupons and promotional flyers even though you explained for 20 minutes why you can’t value them

yixing:

- walks into a store and spends 2 hours there, leaves and buys nothing

- “I’m just looking!”. you didn’t even ask, you were just walking by

- “excuse me, do you work here?” he asks as you’re in uniform with a big name tag

- calls the store to ask “are you guys open?”

- your shift is over, but he’s still talking to you :)

- he tries to ask you for help even though he can see you clearly going to your lunch break

chanyeol:

-you can see him peek through the window after you just flipped the close sign, he gives up after struggling with the locked door 

- gives you attitude at the counter but his card gets declined :)

- tries to get larger discounts because he is a “loyal and long time customer”...you’ve seen him twice in the past year

- pays with just coins sometimes

- struggles with swiping/tapping his card because he didn’t wait even though you said “please wait”

- after you have rung everything up, he decides he doesn’t want half of the stuff anymore

baekhyun:

- ignores you when you greet him entering the store

- interrupts you when you’re helping another customer and demands for help

- constantly flirting to get discounts

- places items in random spots because he feels he doesn’t need it anymore

- places his rubbish in random places eg. juice container in the corner of an aisle

- leaves the changing room a mess as he leaves the clothes he tried on in there

chen:

- ignores you when you ask him if there’s anything you can help him with

- who then taps on your shoulder when you’re on the business phone wanting help

- always asks “how do you know you don’t have this in the back?”

- you entered the amount given to you in the register but he then gives you a bunch of coins to “make things easier”

- he’ll try to use your employee discount by saying he’s your best friend from “back in the day”

- uses a “card only” self check out booth when he only has cash

kyungsoo:

- “well maybe I’ll take my business somewhere else!”

- “you just lost one customer, I’m never coming back to this store again!”

- he asks to speak to the manager even though they’ll tell him the exact same thing you told him

- “this is a bit expensive for a ___ isn’t it?!”

- complains about the prices like you were the one who sets them

- puts the money on the counter even if you already extended out your hand

kai:

- the store closes in 5 minutes and you already started packing but... in walks Kai

- you flipped the close sign on the door but he shows up and says “please I’ll be quick I know exactly what I want!” you let him in and he leaves 1 hour later

- takes an item from the bottom of a display which makes everything tumble down 

- gives very, very vague descriptions of items he’s looking for

- "oh wait, I forgot to grab something can you mind my stuff I’ll be two secs!” now you wait and smile at the 10 people waiting in line at the checkout 

- “I forgot my wallet in my car I’ll be right back!” 

sehun:

- picks up the piece of clothing on top of the pile to look at and places it back as a lump also you fixed that display just 5 minutes ago :)

- hangs clothing back on the wrong rack or lets the clothing slip of the hanger to fall on the ground and he ignores it

- tries to take in more than the limited items of clothing you can take in to a changing room

- always asks you to “look out the back” for a certain item or size 

- if you don’t have it he’ll ask you to call the other stores in town and the shop’s warehouse

- always on the phone at the register

[exowould]

How exo would react if they get lost into the woods ~?

xiumin:

-well prepared for a situation like this

- he already told Chen that he’ll be back by the evening so since he isn’t, Chen started a manhunt

-he brought a satchel with him that has a 1L bottle of water, a map of the range, snacks and matches in it just in case the hunt can’t find him by nightfall

-he remembered that he should stay in one area so he’s easier to find so he goes off to find a safe area to camp

-he is relatively calm and sure that his members will find him soon but on the inside he is a bit nervous

- screams every time a bird flies past and screams even louder when a flock of bird flies from a tree shaking the branches

-builds a campfire when it gets dark and cooks some marshmallows

- by now the members are close to finding him since they can hear him screaming occasionally and singing when eating his marshmallows

-when they find him he already fell asleep by the fire with melted marshmallow around his mouth

suho:

- starts freaking out once he walked past the same berry bush for the fifth time

- but calms down a bit since he remembers that he bought a survival backpack with him that can keep him alive for about 2-3 days. 

-it has a water purifying kit, 2L drink bottle, canned food, a heat reflective survival wrap, first aid kit, matches, rope, signalling mirror, spider bite kit, a pocket knife, a pen and notebook

- he goes foraging for sticks and branches during the day and searches for a safe place nearby with a creek

- he starts screaming when the sun starts to set

- he sets his pile of sticks on fire for warmth and starts eating his canned food

- he lies down under his wrap and begins to tear up thinking this is the end, he begins writing his regrets on his notepad and writes a long letter for each member if they ever find him

- he stops crying and train of thought when his phone rings and sehun is wondering where he wandered off to, he laughs when he realises he had his mobile all this time and it turns out he is just 5 m away from the cabin where everyone is

yixing:

- he doesn’t realise he’s lost

- he continues to go in circles 

- he eats berries that he comes across and drinks from a clear brook that he stumbles upon

- he stops occasionally to play with the wild bunnies and squirrels

- he also stops to pick bunches of flowers for his members when if he gets back

- by sunset all the members have started a big manhunt for him since they had a gut feeling that he would get lost from the beginning when he said he’s going for a brisk walk

- when it gets darker he begins to feel the cold and sadder...but then he saw another bunny and started chasing it.

- as he’s chasing the bunny he crashes into baekhyun and they start hugging for about 10 minutes while the others locate them by baekhyun’s hysterical crying

chanyeol:

- he was only meant to go looking for a creek to fish for dinner

- but once he ends up back at the fishing spot for the 4th time he knew he was lost

- he tries using his phone to call someone but the phone has died since he played music all day

- he thinks he’ll be okay, he read several buzzfeed articles about surviving in the wild

- he decides to take advantage of the daylight by starting a fire and cooking the fish he caught to eat

- once he’s done he burns the greenest leaves and plants he can find to create black smoke

- “shit” he thinks as the flames grew bigger than expected and starts growing beyond the pile of sticks to the grass around him, he starts dumping water on the flames from the creek

- let’s just say the rangers and his members weren’t happy to see him smiling sheepishly and standing in a field that has ash covering 1/2 of the area plus he ate all the fish that he was meant to take back for dinner

baekhyun:

- he’ll start yelling for help until he his throat hurts

- instead of staying in one place, he’ll try to find a way back by himself

- he didn’t bring any water or food with him since it was just meant to be a brisk evening walk

- by sunset he has become a bit stir crazy from the sun and dehydration. He used mud to draw on his face and began yelling back at animals hissing at him

- eventually he stumbled upon a creek where he drank and drank to rehydrate himself and to try spear fishing...caught nothing and accidentally grazed his toe

- he smashed his phone in the creek when he was spear fishing so when the members tried ringing him it was no avail

- he tries lighting a fire by rubbing sticks but no luck, with that frustration he runs off again to find shelter

- the rangers and members find him when a family in another cabin rings to inform them a half naked man knocked on their door sprouting gibberish, ate half of their dinner and proceeded to pass out on their couch

jongdae:

- first instinct? start screaming and yelling

- after that fails he’ll call minseok if he has a strong signal. If there’s a weak signal, he’ll text minseok. No signal? he’ll start yelling again

- minseok is aware that he was meant to be back by sunset so since he’s not, he will head out with baekhyun and yixing to look for him

- he takes this opportunity to try foraging for edible berries and plants

- he eats a lot of inedible ones and ends up sick 

- he starts whining again as he throws rocks at birds

- the members track him down by following where the birds keep flying from and they can hear him whining/yelling

kyungsoo:

- he rented a satellite phone so he was able to ring the forest ranger and give his coordinates

- he also rings his members that he’ll be back in 30 minutes and to not worry

- he decides to go cloud gazing while he waits

- fell asleep in the sunshine

- they found him sleeping soundly in the grass so they just carried him into the jeep and out a blanket on him

- he was brought back to the cabin where he continued to sleep until dinner time

kai:

- too be honest, every member expected him to get lost on his walk

- so they installed a tracking app on his phone

- when he hasn’t come back by the time he said he would, they activated the app to track him down

- meanwhile kai is laughing as he sees all the wildlife in the woods

- he takes heaps of photos of every animal he sees and sends them to his parents

- he brought some water and chocolate with him so he ate that as he begins to look for an open road to hitch hike

-luckily he didn’t have to as suho found him and guides him back to the cabin

sehun:

- he was just wandering in the woods to take aesthetic photos of nature and selcas

- once he realises he is lost he’ll just think “oh okay, I’ll just call suho”

- but his phone has died from all the photos he took

- he doesn’t panic, in fact he’s quite relaxed and confident that they’ll find him eventually

- he lies down on the grass and stares at the sky as he tries to re start his phone,it automatically turns off each time

- he gets bored and starts to throw grass around at birds and tries to catch fish with his bare hands at the creek

- suho also placed a tracking app on his phone so he was easily found

[exowould]

How exo would propose to their future wife

xiumin:

○ asks Chen and Baekhyun to come with him when searching for a ring to get their opinions on which ring is “the perfect one”

○ decided to propose at the restaurant where they had their first date

○ freaks out when sitting down thinking he forgot the ring (but it’s in his jacket pocket)

○ internally screaming the entire time 

○ rethinking his decision “is this the right time?” “am I ready to be a husband?”

○ excuses himself to the toilet to call Chen to freak out 

○ when he comes back out his girlfriend says they can skip dessert and go home early and watch movies instead since she’s worried he isn’t feeling well due to him “acting  weird”

○ this just confirms to xiumin that this woman is the one he wants wake up to everyday so he gets on one knee and asks “will you marry me?”

suho:

○ once he realised that she was the one, he went into full planning mode for the “perfect proposal” 

○ when his girlfriend came home from work she found a pretty box with a gorgeous dress and accessories inside with a note saying “get dressed and meet me at our favourite restaurant”

○ she changed and took a taxi to the restaurant where they first met. inside was completely empty and it had been decorated with many roses and candle lit tables

○ suho came and gave her a kiss as he lead her to their usual table near the orchestra

○ as they ate their last meal, suho got up to the stage and sang a ballad that they both loved with the orchestra playing

○ afterwards he dedicated a sweet speech to her about what she means to him and how happy she makes him (and a few dad jokes in there)

○ he started walking down the few steps thinking everything was perfect until he tripped on his own feet and the ring box flew onto the floor

○ his girlfriend was suppressing her laughter as suho scrambled to grab the box and falling on his butt when he attempted to go on one knee. he got there eventually and with a flustered red face he asked “marry me?”. “how could I not say yes to you?” 

yixing:

○ he was panicking even before planning how to propose, he wanted to do everything right so that’s why he nearly fainted when he went to ask her father for his blessing (he didn’t need to be nervous, her parents love him)

○ wants to propose at his home since he has the most memories with her there

○ he doesn’t buy a ring from the showcases, he puts in a request to have a custom made ring with personal engravings made

○ he makes a home made dinner and decorates the place with roses and candles

○ he later blows out all the candles since he keeps on accidentally bumping into them and knocking them over

○ while his girlfriend eats her dinner, he brings out his guitar and sings a love song that he composed

○ he wanted to propose right as he finished singing but then he realised he left the box in his training pants... he awkwardly shuffles into his room to get it which sort of ruins the moment and confuses his girlfriend

○ when he grabs the box he turns around and shrieks, his girlfriend followed him into the room. They both laugh and that’s when he goes on one knee and asks while giggling “will you marry me?”

chanyeol:

○ he wants his proposal to be fun but at the same time memorable 

○ so he decided on proposing at the amusement park

○ it was either on a Ferris wheel or holding up a “will you marry me” sign when going down the log ride (the group yelled at him to go with the Ferris wheel)

○ the whole day is filled with him winning her prizes, eating churros and other junk food, going on every ride and lots and lots of laughter

○ towards the end of the day, when the city illuminates he decides to have the last ride on a ferris wheel before heading home

○ when they awe over the pretty city he uses his breath to fog up the glass so he can draw a big heart 

○ they have another laugh when he decides to envelop her in a hug and say a short but sentimental speech on how special she is to him

○ this brings tears to her eyes which then turns into full on bawling when he goes on one knee and pops the question

baekhyun:

○ he decided to ask her to marry him when he woke up one day and realised how much joy and comfort she brings into his life

○ the ring he plans on using to propose was passed down from his grandmother and then to his mother which she then gave to him

○ he had trouble deciding where and when to ask the question since he has so many memories of them together in many places

○ they were lounging on the couch whilst playing video games at his place when he decided to start a tickle fight since he accused her of cheating to win

○ this turned into a playful wrestling match instead rather quickly

○ when he was flopping around a small “thunk” was heard and to his horror it was the ring box which fell out of his pocket

○ before his girlfriend got up to see what the sound was he threw the throw blanket over her body

○ as his girlfriend threw the blanket off getting ready to hit and yell at him she stopped and laughed since he was on one knee, his hair a mess with a rose in his mouth as he asked “will you marry this idiot?”

chen:

○ honestly he was ready to pop the question after their 3rd date lol

○ he narrowed down two potential rings but he couldn’t settle on which to buy so he rang xiumin for him to come down and help decide

○ they met by chance at one of exo’s concerts so that’s where he would like to propose

○ it was the last show of exo’s world tour and they decided to ask her up to the stage as they sang Peter Pan

○ when it was time for “sehun time” the stage went dark and when it was re lit she gasped as each member was lined up holding a card each making up a sentence saying “will you make jongdae the happiest man on earth?”

○ at this time she already started crying but sehun came up to her and turned her body to face the other direction which made her cry even louder

○ because right in front of her was chen on his knee with a ring and bouquet of roses asking for her hand in marriage

○ after she said yes the performance continued and he proceeded to sing and spin her around with the crowd awwwing and cheering

kyungsoo:

○ kyungsoo was never the best one to do something extravagant or too romantic but he wanted to make this moment special

○ he brought kai and chanyeol along with him to go shopping for a ring because he didn’t know which ring was “good enough” for his girlfriend but they both assured him that it’s the thought that counts and that she’ll love anything he gets

○ he decided to propose at the small neighborhood cafe where they first met

○ his nerves were frayed ever since he bought the ring so you could literally see him break out in sweat and see his legs shaking

○ he calmed down as his girlfriend began telling him about her day and then asking him how he was going with work because he seems about a bit jittery and tired 

○ he smiled and assured her that he was fine. he proceeded to say how much he loves her constantly fussing over him and started listing all the reasons why she is so lovely which then turned into stuttering and blubbering (this was meant to be the proposal) 

○ in which his girlfriend softly giggled and asked “do kyungsoo...are you asking me to marry you?”

○ “Yes I am”

kai:

○ he spent a week thinking of how to propose and he decided to mash the two things he loves most into his proposal 

○ he took his girlfriend to the park in which they first met when walking their dogs 

○ he bought a mini speaker with him and started playing a playlist of their favourite songs, he stepped closer and asked her for a dance

○ they were happily dancing, giggling and spinning around the park and fountain

○ little did she know sehun was nearby with all 3 of kai’s dogs in which he told them to run towards her

○ kai spun her away from him and that’s when she squealed as she saw the 3 fur babies running towards her

○ she knelt down to pat them and that’s when she noticed a small note attached to  jjangah’s collar. She picked it off and opened it and let out a small gasp...”will you make our daddy the happiest man on Earth?”

○ she slowly turned around and started screaming when she saw Kai on his knee with a box and bouquet

sehun:

○ he honestly didn’t want to make a big deal out of this since he thinks that “we’re basically married anyway”

○ but still, he thinks his queen deserves a special and memorable day so he set out to buy a ring that will blow her socks away

○ he decides to take his girlfriend out for a late night drive and picnic since the weather was nice

○ they had a picnic and drinks on top of a hill that oversaw the whole city. they decided to lie down and cuddle while star gazing afterwards

○ they were having fun spotting constellations and cracking jokes when she said that she wishes that she could just capture this perfect moment and cherish it forever 

○ he took this as a perfect cue. “I think I could do something which can make this night even better”

○ as he got up to get into position, his girlfriend whined and asked him to lie back down. He huffed and said “could you just sit up for a moment so I don’t look like an idiot”

○ “aww but hun you always look like an idi-” she started choking on her spit when she sat up and saw him on his knee with an open ring box. “Say yes and make me the happiest man on Earth first before dying please”

[exowould]

How exo would propose to their future wife , a thread

Is this a discreet request? haha

cause I’ll do it

[death-by-jongin]

how to tell when exo-l’s are bored

[exowould]

how does exo study?

xiumin:

• using a mini whiteboard he drew a study timetable that he follows everyday. He allocates equal time for each subject and has breaks in between 

• brews a fresh hot cup of coffee before sitting to study

• prefers writing his notes in notebooks rather than typing. His notes are very neat, short but informative and organised

• likes using study cards too, he creates several revision questions for each subject on cards and keeps them organised in their own envelope

• during his breaks, he goes for a brisk walk or jog to clear his mind. He also makes power snacks and another fresh cup of coffee before sitting back down to study

• he doesn’t really like cramming late or pulling all nighters...he tried it once and fell asleep which then gave him a cold

suho:

• printed out a timtetable he made on Excel and placed it on his study room wall

• likes typing his notes rather than hand writing them

• records himself saying his notes on his phone and he listens to them during the day anytime he gets the chance eg. on the train, on his walk to the supermarket, bus back home etc...

• listens to classical music as he studies

• snacks on fruit as he studies

• decided that he will only study up to dinner time, after that is his relaxing time. He is also one that rarely crams or stays up late.

yixing:

• he doesn’t really have a timetable, he just studies when he has time between attending school, working and composing. 

• brews a hot cup of tea before he studies. Also brings heaps of snacks to his study desk to munch on

• hand writes all his notes, however it’s all over the place because he’ll forget to add this and that and sometimes he accidentally rewrites the sentence again by mistake so he uses heaps of whiteout 

• accidentally spills his tea on his notebook from time to time

• spends quite some time re reading his notes and textbook because he doesn’t get what he’s supposed to be studying

• can stay up until 3am studying, sometimes forgets to have breaks to shower and eat so that’s why the other members have to barge in and drag him to do so

chanyeol:

• starts studying when he remembers he has exams coming up

• types his notes and prints them out to highlight the important parts

• listens to trap remixes of his favourite songs

• gets bored really easily, always finds a reason to justify himself when he does something that’s not studying eg. “I need to go to the shops to buy more undies because it’s a basic human need”

• can only sit for an hour tops before he gets up again to do something to avoid studying

• ends up cramming 

baekhyun:

• doesn’t study until the feeling of panic sets in

• procrastinates by doing chores and eating

• he studies by reading and copying the paragraphs from his textbook to his notebook without actually reading and soaking in the information

• also gets bored really easily and gets distracted easily. He’ll go deep diving on youtube once he gets to that stage. For example he’ll end up going a 3 hour binge from watching music videos to watching how to grow pumpkins at home from seeds

• likes studying with friends and groups but he gets nothing done because he’ll just talk and joke around

• ends up pulling all nighters and crams up to the start of the exam

chen:

• starts studying 1 month before exams starts

• he draws mind maps and diagrams to aid him in memorizing his notes

• likes studying in groups so he can ask questions and get them to test him

• he sticks a page of quick notes around the house so he can revise anytime he has a chance eg. one is placed on the back of the toilet door so he can read it as he does his business whilst some others is on the fridge and bedroom walls

• plays games during his breaks to unwind

• even when he’s about to go to sleep he’ll read his textbook like a storybook

kyungsoo:

• has a reasonable study timetable printed and stuck on his wall

• highlights his textbook and proceeds to summarize the information into dot points in his notebook

• has cute little illustrations with speech bubbles with quick facts in his notes

• uses cute post it notes, he has a wall covered with sticky notes

• he stops studying to prepare and eat meals so that he’s full and fully concentrating when he sits to study again

• he stops studying at 9pm each time so he has time to unwind and sleep before getting up to study in the morning feeling refreshed

kai:

• his puppies keep him company when he’s studying. One sits on his lap, one sits on his desk and the other sleeps by his feet

• he places jelly gummies in various places on his textbook page so that once he reads up to that part he can eat it as a treat

• he takes many micro naps in between studying (which then turns out to be 1 hour naps)

• eats fried chicken as a snack while studying

• his notebook pages have drops of grease on them

• he sleeps more than he studies

sehun:

• he studies when people remind him that he actually has exams coming up since he forgets

• he “studies” by just highlighting chunks of his textbooks and written notes 

• gets bored and so he’ll enter the rooms of his friends and bother them when they’re studying instead

• he’ll have spurts of when he actually studies hard but once it fades it’s hard to get it back

• has moments where he’ll give up, starts thinking of alternative jobs he’ll do if he fails and feels impending doom coming

• tries to pull all nighters but falls asleep once it’s 11pm

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exo and their shower/bath habits

xiumin:

• water efficient, turns off the water when applying soap and shampoo

• showers within 5 minutes

• enjoys buying different fragrances of soap and shampoo

• treats himself to a bubble bath and a beer in secret sometimes 

• the bathroom is full of steam because he enjoys showering with very hot water

• sings quietly in the shower

suho:

• showers until his skin is wrinkly

• always in deep thought

• always being pranked by the other members (lights are turned off, water turns cold/hot etc...)

• has flashbacks to embarrassing moments of his life, cringes a lot

• sneaky glass of wine in the shower

• after stepping out and putting a towel on, he practices speeches and jokes in the mirror. Members hear his laugh from their bedrooms

yixing:

• contemplates life in the shower

• uses the steam to draw music and doodles on the glass screen

• uses two loofahs 

• uses bars of soap instead of liquid body wash

• talks to himself in the shower

• once he finishes showering he will leave the water on for the next person (”it’s already warm so you don’t need to wait for it to heat up”)

chanyeol:

• always has to move the shower head higher to fit his height 

• pees in the shower

• he saw this hack on buzzfeed, so he started eating oranges in the shower. after that he just started bringing fruit into the shower

• has imaginary arguments in the shower 

• always forgets to bring his towel, he'll yell out for someone to help

• if no one helps he’ll run out naked and looks for his towel

baekhyun:

• has a collection of cute shower caps since he doesn’t wash his hair often

• also pees in the shower

• brings his phone into the bathroom and blasts his shower karaoke playlist

• blows bubbles with the body wash

• uses the shampoo lather to style his hair into funny hairstyles

• when he comes out of the shower he wraps a towel around himself and sits on his bed and plays on his phone for 30 minutes

chen:

• plays his shower playlist on full blast (95% are girl group songs)

• dances cutely whilst washing up

• sings loudly

• uses exfoliating gloves to scrub his body

• uses shower bombs as aromatherapy to relax and unwind

• once he is done, he will wrap his towels around his body and hair and sit outside to watch TV for a bit

kyungsoo:

• always has to adjust the shower head lower to suit his height

• has one of those exfoliating back brushes so that he can reach his back

• closes his eyes and daydreams in the shower

• always gets a feeling that there’s a monster in front of him so he’ll open his eyes quickly

• when he comes back to earth he’ll feel flustered so he’ll quickly rinse off the soap and shampoo and get out

• he’ll apply a face mask and gets into bed to watch some movies

kai:

• uses hot water to clean his body and cold water to rinse his hair 

• practices choreography as he washes

• shampoo gets into his eyes since he moves around and the water hits his hair

• has some really weird thoughts in the shower sometimes (eg. When your dog keeps bringing you the same toy, is that because it's your dog's favourite toy, or because your dog thinks it's your favourite toy?)

• sometimes he is so tired from work he’ll just sit under the shower and let the water hit him (and falls asleep)

• one of the members always knocks on the door when it exceeds 5 minutes of him being in the shower to see if he fell asleep

sehun:

• prefers baths to showers

• likes bubble baths because he can play with the bubbles and bring his bathtub toys into the tub

• has a large collection of bath bombs

• watches tv shows on his phone

• soaks for a long time to the point where the others knock the door and tells him to hurry up

• spends the next 20 minutes doing his skin care routine and drying his hair

[exowould]

please take your time dont work too hard <33

Thank you lovely! I’m so sorry I haven’t updated as much

I’m going to move to a new city soon so it’s been a stressful time haha

Your message cheered me up a bit

[exowould]

exo at the pub

xiumin:

• already had pre drinks at home before coming to the bar

• beer snob

• coming to the pub is a win win thing for him, they have soccer matches on the big screen and they provide alcohol and food

• every time he’s challenged to a drinking game of who can drink the most he says he’s not good at this game...he always wins

• once he’s a bit drunk tipsy his confidence grows substantially. very loud and obnoxious 

• lots of yelling/cheering/chanting (eg. drink! drink! drink! drink! drink!)

suho:

• a “social drinker” 

• comes during happy hour

• wine snob

• always on the search for an ATM because he never brings cash

• likes playing the poker machines

• ends up being the babysitter for all his drunk friends

yixing:

• he has a very low drinking tolerance so he rarely goes out to pubs. he prefers drinking at home

• but when he does, he makes sure to have a plan B to get back home safely and a good friend to guide him throughout the night so that he won’t do anything too stupid

• lost his phone, asks everyone at the pub if they’ve seen it. (it’s in his pocket)

• after finishing a couple of drinks, he stacks the cups together and brings it back to the server

• women buys him drinks and he says thank you (that’s as far as it progresses) 

• when he gets a bit tipsy he tends to drape his arms around his friends and asks deep questions about life and society

chanyeol:

• enjoys a cold beer after work and what goes well with a cold beer? A large     t bone steak with chips, vegies and gravy 

• enjoys playing pool with his mates 

• when he gets up to go buy himself another drink he asks his mates if they want another round. he ends up buying multiple drinks and he tries to carry them all at once back to the table

• he’s the reason why the floor is always sticky

• likes to participate in skulling and chugging competitions

• once he becomes quite drunk he becomes more quiet and mellow. sometimes he is even a bit sensitive (he cries)

baekhyun:

• most likely doing a pub crawl with his mates so he’ll already be a bit tipsy with pre drinks

• announces his arrival each time he enters the pub

• changes the music played by the jukebox

• a regular participant during karaoke nights

• the bartender starts to refuse him drinks as the night goes on

• becomes more and more sleepy the more he drinks. falls asleep on the toilet when he reaches home

chen:

• goes to the pub every weekend

• usually drinking with his friends but he will ditch them if a lady catches his eye (his friends will make bets on if he will be successful in getting their number)

• when he sees a woman he is interested in he will buy her a drink and start a conversation

• dedicates songs he sings during karaoke to her

• sometimes he’s lucky and sometimes he’ll end up catching a taxi with his friends back home(after his friends mock him)

• becomes more smooth the more he drinks. sometimes he can come off as sleezy rather than smooth

kyungsoo:

• he doesn’t go to the pub by himself, he enjoys going with either friends or family

• he doesn’t drink a lot, just enough to keep him happy 

• he’s shy around women and it doesn’t help when his friends invite women to sit with them and they introduce him as a cute and charming bachelor

• he tends to scoot away and sit on the bar stool with his drink by himself when it gets too much. he makes friends with all the bartenders

• since he is small he gets pushed and knocked into a lot by people walking past who are carrying multiple drinks (he gets drinks spilled on him and he’s sticky and grumpy for the rest of the night)

• if he does get a bit drunk though, he talks a lot more and he becomes a mini encyclopedia that says random facts 

kai:

• a casual drinker. he likes going out for drinks with his friends and/or his girlfriend

• enjoys visiting hipster pubs since for their chill atmosphere and music. plus it’s more cozy when he’s just with his girlfriend

• and because they have a cute lil pub dog running around

• he usually has an early night since he enjoys his sleep and has an early start each day (if the night goes on too long he’ll fall asleep wherever he’s comfy)

• enjoys dancing when he’s a bit tipsy and goes full out when he’s drunk

• very giggly when drunk and the volume of his laugh increases as he drinks

sehun:

• has to show his ID each time he tries to enter the pub while his friends just enter

• determined to make his friends do shots with him

• his friends likes to dare him to go up to a group of women and try to get at least 1 phone number (he usually succeeds)

• starts falling over when gets tipsy but still giggling

• stays until the pub has to close and kicks him out

• loves hugs and cuddling with his mates once he is a bit drunk

[exowould]

Hi~ so in a matter of mere secounds your blog has become my life and i would like to ask if you could do what exo would do at the bar?? Thx~~ luv u💕

Thanks lovely! I changed it to a pub since I have only visited pubs from where I am! I hope it’s okay!

[exowould]

I LOVE your posts! They're really well-written, hilarious and I can totally picture the boys in those exact situations. More more more!

Thank you lovely! I’m working on some more now c: I’m sorry I haven’t updated in a while! I’ve been a bit busy these last few days

[exowould]

exo as dads

xiumin:

• He reads a lot of books about pregnancy each time they were expecting

• He worries a lot for his kids, each time they cry or gets sick his heart hurts since he can’t make them feel better instantly

• Loves playing with them by pretending to eat their feet and hands. Lots of raspberries to their belly

• Gives the biggest and warmest hugs

• When they were old enough he tried introducing them to coffee (he sulked for a hour when they said “ewww it tastes weird”)

• Visits the park often to play soccer with his kids. Gets a bit too competitive sometimes. Buys them ice cream before heading home

suho:

• He has cried every time his wife gave birth

• Throws extravagant birthday parties for his kids

• Loves reading them bedtime stories

• Dad jokes. Lots of dad jokes

• Tells them stories about their exo uncles and himself when he was a cool leader back in the day

• He sometimes falls asleep with them when they ask him to lie down with them to protect them from monsters until they fell asleep

yixing:

• Has the biggest and proudest smile each time he holds his child for the first time

• He likes admiring their little face, nose, hands and feet. Wishes that they would stop growing up so fast

• Sings them his own composed lullabies for sleeping time

• Lets his children play in his studio. Sometimes he even records songs with them (those are special songs that he saves onto a hard drive to keep forever and he likes to play them when friends or family visit)

• Gives them mini piano and guitar lessons (he finds it so cute when the instrument is bigger than the child)

• He is kind and gentle but he can discipline them when he needs to. He feels bad each time so he hugs them and makes sure they understand why he had to discipline them (eg. “I had to stop you because pulling your sisters hair hurts her, you wouldn’t like it if I pulled your hair right?”)

chanyeol:

• “She/he’s so tiny!”. That’s his reaction when he holds his child for the first time. Even if his wife had given birth before

• Loves lifting and spinning his children around (produces squealing and laughter every time)

• Loves chasing them around the house (sometimes for fun and other times it’s because they don’t want to sleep or put their clothes on properly)

• Loves cooking for his kids (he has the biggest grin when they ask for more)

• Over exaggerates his reactions to make his kids laugh

• He hums softly to them while he gently bounces them to sleep

baekhyun:

• Wakes up early because his kids wake up early and jumps on his bed

• His goal each day is to make his kids smile and laugh

• Bought extra microphones for the karaoke machine so that his kids can join in to sing (scream) with him 

• When it’s bath time, he always gets ready a bubble bath and throws in many water toys (Eg. rubber ducks, boats and plastic fish etc...)

• He tried to be stern and discipline them when they’re misbehaving but they just see it as a way to play with dad 

• Once they sleep, he crashes too since he used so much energy during the day 

chen: 

• His household is filled with squealing and laughter 

• Loves playing hide and go seek tag and also what time is it mr wolf

• He hasn’t dropped his habit of talking to his kids using baby talk

• Loves singing songs for them. He can sing anything from lullabies to exo hits 

• Pranks mum together 

• He also plays small pranks on his kids like surprising them by jumping from behind a wall or by scaring them by wearing a silly mask (sometimes they start crying instead of laughing) 

kyungsoo: 

• Gives his kids kisses each morning to wake them up 

• Loves cooking with and for his kids (he has the brightest smile when they say “daddy’s cooking is the best!”) 

• They love grocery shopping with him because he turns the chore into a scavenger hunt 

• His children love re enacting his dramas with him 

• He built a small veggie garden in the backyard to teach his kids where their food comes from and to help them understand how much effort it takes to grow produce (which is why they should try their best to finish eating their food)

• Every night, his children asks him to sing different lullabies and ballads so that they can fall asleep peacefully (they love his smooth voice)

kai:

• Cuddle monster

• Plays with his kids by lifting each of them up with his legs and he holds their arms out saying “airplane! zooom zoom!”

• Starts tickle wars with them 

• His kids became best friends with his cute doggies, they’re inseparable

• Challenges them to a dance competition often. He’ll lose on purpose each time because they’re just so cute jumping and shimmering around

• If his kids have nightmares, they’re always welcome to join him in his bed or he’s always happy to sleep in their bed while holding them until they go back to sleep

sehun: 

• Every time his wife becomes pregnant he goes on a shopping spree (baby clothes, crib, room decor, blankets, nappies, pacifiers, plush toys, bibs etc...) 

• He does spoil his kids just a little, tiny, teeny bit

• Likes to ask his kids “Do you like mum or dad better?”

• Encourages his kids to do more things by themselves such as walking and eating (he jumps in if they are struggling or nearly hurt themselves). He can't stop showering them with compliments and kisses once they succeed or achieve a milestone

• His heart melts every time Vivi plays with his kids 

• Builds blanket forts for them each weekend and holds Disney movie marathons (sing alongs are a must) 

[exowould]

Hello I just wanted to say I love your EXO posts since they always bring a smile to my face and will make me laugh. Thank you for writing such great posts and I look forward to more in the future!

Thank you so much lovely! I’m so happy that these silly posts can bring some laughs and smiles to you c: