Accio Tardis

the best soy latte that you've ever had, and me.

[incorrectranmaquotes]

[perfectblue7]

[thegamercat]

[sunbathe]

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[desmadrechic]

[hamtastrophe]

[sad-rad-babe-blog]

[swampghouls]

me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy

[executed-deactivated20161004]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the forbidden dance

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

daniel radcliffe: *tries his best to widen his horizons and take on various interesting and different roles*

me: look at the harry potter man go

[pre-party]

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[wallisninety-six]

Today’s Sunday.

[doyougifwhat-igif]

when u been constipated for 5 days n finally had a poop