Bambi the Bimbos Diary

(18+ only) Libra 21 from Germany hi 😍 mostly stuff that makes bambi wet or makes good bimbos :)

[bambi-the-bimbo]

bambi's been gone for a while and that's like rly not good :(

ok so like bambi rly wasn't great on this blog u know

like totally not posting for months or even talking to dms

clearly bambi isn't a good bimbo

so like to make up for that bambi has to like be in bimbo mindset more and like needs rules for that

Mindset 🧠

bambi has to type in PINK!!!

bambi can't use autocorrect

bambi can't correct stuff

bambi can only talk about bambi in lower case

no thinking ahead bambi can only post what bambi thinks right now

bambi has to log in to tumblr at least 1 a week

bambi has to answer all dms

bambi can't question stuff and has to take it at face value

Speech💬

is there an emoji for a word? then bambi has to use it

no words longer than 7 letters

numbers can't be spelled

only ?! no other marks

bambi has to use filler every 7 or 8 words

bambi has to say Sir to men

Tasks 📅

ask bambi how stupid she is and like bambi has to post an answer and like say out loud how stupid bambi is

test bambis memory by asking what bambi like knows about sumthin and make her question what she knows about it and post about it

make sure that bambi only watches easy stuff so send her videos and links that u think would be like the right level for bambi and bambi will have to watch it

if bambi breaks a rule or talks too smartsy let bambi know and force bumbi to talk dumber!!!

if bambi breaks a rule that rule will be more extreme for 1 day

if u want bambi to add rules let bambi know

bambi will be the best bimbo!!!

(thx @kaydeedoll for sum inspo)

[bambi-the-bimbo]

Control bambis life for another week:

So bambi is gonna be in office full time next week and that means bambi needs some (new) rules to follow:

bambi needs to be visible plugged when bending over (and bambi has to bend at the hips whenever possible) + bambi can't use words with more than 2 syllables (if bambi does, bambi has to bend over the next time possible)

bambi can't answer in anything but (half-) questions

bambi has to say nice things to every guy that talks to bambi

What does bambi need to do?

be plugged

only half-questions

be nice to guys

Remaining time: 10 hours 8 minutes

(also if u have rules that bambi should add to these polls, pls send them to bambi) PS:

bambi really loved being plugged so bambi is gonna vote for it

[bambi-the-bimbo]

bambis getting a boobjob!!!

so like bambi has been planning this for a while but bambi finally booked the surgery and BAMBI WILL BE GETTING BETTER TITS AT THE END OF THE YEAR!!!

[bambi-the-bimbo]

Control bambis life next month:

so like bambi gave u guys control over bambi's weekend and like that was super great but bambi wants more lol:

bimbo training: once this poll is closed, for 1 week bambi has to:

use words with 2 syllab thingies max and use like every time bambi speaks

wear plug + dress / skirt short enough so if bambi bends over plug can be seen

pretend that bambi doesn't know something if someone asks her

Voting ended onJul 20

[bambi-the-bimbo]

bambi 📖 day 7️⃣ :

so bambi went to work today but the 🚍 didn't come 😭

but then bambi had to find something in bambies 👜 and had to bend down to get it out and more than 1 guy that drove by honked at bambi and one even yelled about how hot bambies🍑 is which was a problem cuz bambi got wet 💦 and had to go to work wet

[bambi-the-bimbo]

Control bambis life next month:

so like bambi gave u guys control over bambi's weekend and like that was super great but bambi wants more lol:

bimbo training: once this poll is closed, for 1 week bambi has to:

use words with 2 syllab thingies max and use like every time bambi speaks

wear plug + dress / skirt short enough so if bambi bends over plug can be seen

pretend that bambi doesn't know something if someone asks her

Voting ended onJul 20

[bambi-the-bimbo]

bambi diary day 6:

so bambi met with her friends on the weekend and it was a super nice weekend and ngl it was not easy for bambi to follow bambis rule bjut at the same time that was also super fun

also a friend of a friend told bambi that bambi has the most amazing cheekbones and like while that felt great bambi nearly said "thanks, you can have them if u want them" which is like... imag... like think about a world where that is a thing??? u just tell someone what u li,eke about them and then u either like get it or trade it with them? bambi would be sure to be extra nice to some chicks lol

[servicemodel]

it would literally never end up keeping up with this but it's such a hot fantasy to have like, a blog where it really intensely filters its follows and lets mutuals vote on every aspect of itself

like, hair colour, piercings, sexuality, genitalia, whatever

becoming exclusively the product of other people's decisions

[amandabeacooking]

Start small. Pick just one thing. Something trivial.

Set the choices. Something you're comfortable with. Doesn't need to even be more than two of them.

Then act as your own recorder. How does it feel thinking about it? What are you thinking now that the post is finally ready? Any change now that the poll is live? Are you secretly hoping for a different outcome as you start seeing results?

Now that the decision is locked in, what are you? Excited? Resigned? Committed? About to delete tumblr?

You did it. Fuck. Where's your head at?

It's been a week. How are you now? Ready to try again? Give up something else??

[bambi-the-bimbo]

this is like way too hot not to give it a try

bambi needs some rules for meeting a girlfriend of hers on the weekend so bambi has to:

use like at least once in every sentence

not use words with 3 or more syllab... thingies

Voting ended onJul 12

[bambi-the-bimbo]

What’s the hardest rule you’ve been given?

What’s the bestest rule you’ve been given?

that's like a really really good ask but also like hard to answer?

like bambi was like told that bambi had to wear a plug and make sure that bambis outfits always had a chance to like show the plug?

which was super hot as a gen.... like a thing that made every thing better every day but like at the same time it wasn't that big a deal?

cuz like bambi got used to it too quickly

the best rule was that bambi had to be plugged with one of those toys that react th o the sounds and stuff? and like it gets louder mens the toy goes off more?

bambi had to do that when ever bambi was in ffoocie and like it made suer that whenever bambi had to say something bambi had to keep babbling cuz like if bambi just tsopped talking the other workers would hear the toy and so like bambi had to keep babbling and didn't get a chance to like thing what bambi was gonna say? that was both so hard to deal with and like super hot in so many ways

[bambi-the-bimbo]

bambi diary day 5:

so like bambi was like planning to go to a like lecture today but then bambi mixed up when the lecture would start and bambi wouldn't have had time to do her makeup and stuff but then the lecture didn't happen anyway so now bambi is gonna stay home and make sure she looks perfect

[bambi-the-bimbo]

bambi diary day 3:

so... bambi broke a glass with bambis ass today

like bambi acci... like didn't mean to but when bambi turned aeound bambis ass hit the glass and knocked it to the floor and it shattered into like a billion pieces

and like its not the first time that bambi dropped something to the floor with her ass and like obvs its like tots getting on bambis nerves but at the same time it mwans that bambis ass is getting bigger which is rly good

ngl the idea of gettin an ass so big that it causes bambi issues on an daily basis to the point that bambi literally has to think around her ass sounds super hot

[bambi-the-bimbo]

bambi diary day 3:

bambi doesn't know how to drive, which is probs for the best cuz bmbi doesn't want to cause accidents bujt today it rly sucked cuz bambi had to be somewhere and the bus didn't show up cuz bambi hadn't thought about the bus not coming on saturdays... at least bambi could show of her legs and ass to the Men driving by in their cars

so many of them honked at bambi lol

[bambi-the-bimbo]

bambi diary day 2:

bambi rly needs to figure out how to make more money cuz getting bambis hair dyed blonde isn't cheap but so worth it

[bambi-the-bimbo]

bambis diary day 1

so like bambi wrnt to vote today and like there were so many options to choose from

like so mane names bambi couldn't count them all

[bambi-the-bimbo]

a gag that u for real can't see

so like obvisly the best gag for a sub is like proper training where they cant talk without being told so even if they like tots want to cuz they r just that deeply controlled

but like bambi thought of something else:

bambi wants to get veneers in the future to get the perfect fake white bimbo teeth that bambi should have

but what if when bambi gets them the doc does more than just like bambis teeth and makes them like super pretty and shiny?

what if bambi gets put under and when bambi wakes up bambi cant open her mouth

until bambis master comes in and presses a button on his phone and suddenly bamb can open her mouth

like now she cant close it anymore

cuz while bambi was under, the doc did more than just put in veneers, he replaced some of bambis old teeth with implants with like magnets inside

and master can control them however he wants totally making bambi unable to talk when he doesnt want to hear her talk and automatically turn her mouth into a blowjob machine whenever he wants?

bonus points if like the magnets need to be powered to let bambi open her mouth, so bambi has to go back to the doc that put them in there in the first place to have them charged or bambi could just not open her mouth anymore

So bambi has to go back to a doctor that was willing to do that to bambi's body and has to obey his every command and accept whatever else he and bambis owner have planned for her

[bambi-the-bimbo]

Empty office

ngl but working in an almost like empty office is so boring...

like sure bambi can run her vibes and plugs to the max but like... where's the fun in doing that if there's no one around that could catch bambi?

[differentreviewpanda]

[bambi-the-bimbo]

being plugged 24/7 has like been the best choice that bambi made EVER!!!

srsly how does being plugged make bambi sleep better???!!!

[sweetsurrenderdoll]

No no doll, I sent you two links. There's something... educational for you when you meet Q ;-)

i cant remember Sir.. cos my brain just flushes all things  that arent like rules, or mantras.  Even the fun stuff i 4get… all the cock, all the kittens, although i cant get the hall of the mountain king cat gif outta my head.  It’s so strange what stays in your head… glitter was invented by a German farmer, tomatoes are fruits,  cat’s must not eat onions, dogs must not eat grapes. Can i remember my times tables no, or a sentence of spanish that i learned through high school? nope. Yet i can say “i love your tits” in french still.  

[be-quiet-bimbo]

In case anyone thinks they’ll learn useful things from this post…

Modern glitter was actually developed by a New Jersey (American) cattle rancher who was a machinist on the side. He developed a way to grind plastic or mylar into very tiny pieces. During World War II, he found a market for grinding scrap material into glitter to replace traditional “glitter”, which was made from German glass.

But yes, onions and grapes should not be fed to pets.

As much as we bimbo enthusiasts and trainers like to talk about “dumbing down” bimbos, the reality is that brain function is only lost through physical degeneration (via age, disease, or trauma) or through synaptic pruning, which is where neurons shed unused synapses.  Synaptic pruning basically follows a “use it or lose it” strategy.

So if you can fill your head with useless information, like irrelevant trivia or mantras, but reinforce the retention of that useless information, more “useful” synaptic connections can be lost.

So go ahead, bimbos, fill up on useless trivia that really doesn’t matter day-to-day!